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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

this account is like. where i post my shame (monster porn and indulgent porn of my ocs)

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Monsterjuice! ($6 Srimp Special) @monsterjuice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Kippers for breakfast #Harebrained

March: Morning, dear!
Alex: Mhn, mornin'...

Alex: ... The hell are you eating?

March: Kippers! Would you like some?

Alex: I'll stick to coffee, thanks.
March: Well, it's always good to have an open mind, dear
Alex: Noted.

March: You look hungover.
Alex: Don't wanna talk about it.
March: Ah.

Alex: Why are you up so early, anyways? If I were you, you couldn't pay my ass to get up before noon.
March: Well, I wanted to get a jump start on some of my projects!

March: Right now, I'm making good progress on a possible artificial sweetener and/or invisibility serum.
Alex: Sounds interestin'.

Alex: Man, I don't get you, always workin' so hard. Hard work's for suckers, I say.
March: It's not work if I'm enjoying it, right?

Alex: .... Wait, what do you mean "and/or"

March: Whichever comes first. The latter would merely be a side effect

Alex: Is it temporary?
March: Unknown! I'll have to see.

Alex: This is precisely why I don't let you test any of that mumbo jumbo on me.
March: Alex, remember what I said about having an open mind?...
Alex: I think I'm good, thanks.

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i might do the thing I've been thinking about doing and slowly post pages as they get finished in a thread if there's a huge demand but like, yeah..

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I draw porn for me so i dont really post anything if I dont have something finished, and i am allergic to finishing things.

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i have this comic about March with boobs im contemplating posting as i finish but as with the others its a passion project i work on sporadically, and i am also somewhat embarassed

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Stedilnik @stedilnik.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

White marble

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NOT Joey... [he/him] @bathylybops.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

it would b so lovely to post tdick drawing on tumblr w my other oc art...!

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

im not dead i was just on hiatus bc i was moving and got sick like 3 seperate times

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

i like the contrast of march being a nice, cute cartoon animal but also having a giant hairy cock and balls

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Roamingthrough @roamingthrough.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

gold

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

everyone's just different ok, if you're not a stone top that's fine but I dont think itll ever truly be a mutual thing for me, it's just setting myself up for disappointment. I do it like it's a job and leave

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

annoys me when people question the point of being stone, like "what about you?" like what ABOUT me, I dont want it. "what about your needs?" does it HAVE to be satisfied during sex? I dont want people touching me!

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I guess this is what happens when you cant make your partners cum lol

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

no visible contractions, no contractions of any kind, just a noise and stream of.. pussy cum, I guess. idk who needs to hear this but 'squirting' isnt synonymous with orgasm and in porn videos it's usually just piss.

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

"its ejaculation but pussy, right?" - 10,000 idiot artists apparently

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

so what I'm learning by browsing e621's female_orgasm tag is that nobody knows what a female orgasm is

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e621 tag bot @e621tagbot.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

andromorph_penetrating_male

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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

adventurers don't exist to perform heroic feats or save the world, they exist to wander into ancient tombs and get subjected to obscure fetishes

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

people nowadays are taking the SPH game to the next level, this is awesome holy shit

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

the omorashi comic is so good. why do i keep forgetting about it augh

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Why is this the only account that works rn, of course lmao

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

went back to this old one I started where march is masturbating with running water from a pipe system he's trying to install

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

ok maybe i need to quit adhd jumping around and impulsively working on various porn comics, and instead focus on just one. but the dick wants what it wants i guess. I draw random panels instead of pages at a time

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Monsterjuice! ($6 Srimp Special) @monsterjuice.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

doodled Alex in leather the other day as a treat for finishing stuff like I'm supposed to #Harebrained

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

stop thinking about the sanitized e621 versions of him and look at the source perhaps. also I vote Crocomire

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

he's very sexy but he is not a monster! he's a furry!

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

tdick panel wip

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

there is a comic i was drawing here and there where March thinks he finds an enchantment that will give him the knowledge of language (so he can play video games without an English translation) but instead it's a dimension filled with horny, disembodied mouths. anyways.

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Ridley and the Metroid Queen fighting for first place like

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

he typically wouldnt refer to it at all but he needs to say it once to be direct to both the viewer + what he wants and so hm.

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

writing dialog trying to think of what Alex would use to refer to his hole/vag, like I know he'd say "dick" otherwise but he is Not the kinda guy to say bussy or pussy. front hole might not be his vibe

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

in my defense I am stone but as fun as it is to mess around with people, I like writing and drawing porn way more. I also prefer the total control and lack of other people around to cause problems/disappoint me/try to get me to do stuff I dont want to

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

call me crazy but I enjoy drawing porn more than actually having sex

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

stop doing this shit or I'm gonna kick your ass

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I was gonna be like "man why do people always want me to sit on them, happens pretty much every hookup" and then I remembered I'm a guy that's built like this

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

i think its funny how ppl are so mesmerized and/or confused by tdick. it's way more like a dick than a clit, like stuff that feels good to a cis girl will be uncomfortable on a tdick.

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

yeah for some reason i was imagining something besides B.O. no its B.O. it is sweaty feet and rank armpits. dick that tastes like nasty old socks. pass from me

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I thought i was gonna be really into it but alas...

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

i hate smelly feet man. its all just smelly feet and tastes like smelly feet.

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⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️ @monsterdongles.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

last hookup made me discover I am not at all into musk 😔

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