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24 | a bunch of different pronouns | animal real 🏳️‍⚧️ | plural | There's gonna be a Lot of Weird Things here idk, 18+ | for sfw visit @tensilverbands.bsky.social pfp @pigeonmaybe.bsky.social background @keewan.bsky.social

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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pixeloo dot blogspot dot com's infamous Super Real Mario Brother image
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There's been a few timeline ideas to throw Other in, but the current fixation is a setting with magic. She became functionally immune to curses after (mostly) negating one from a would-be god. Lost a sweet grey tabby pattern in the process. Is a well of mystic power, but can't draw much out at once
Art by keewan.bsky.social, refsheet of Other
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This thing (tailmaw has been mostly supplanted by a tailhand) Current fun beast lore is it's mostly human and engineered to survive and thrive on space stations or ships, more limbs is more things to work with
Reference sheet of Ten
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Handing you
A lanky black dog is affectionately biting a shorter white dog's head. The words "Another one" are over the black dog while the words "The dust" are over the white one.

Another one bites The dust.
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It's either these or just normal cardboard boxes with no designs on them. The local places around here use some like these and all three I can think of are great
Pizza box with a design on the front featuring a red brick wall and a window you can see three guys through. The guys are making pizza. It says "hot & delicious" on top, there's an awning that says PIZZA, and the bottom says "made just for you..."
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Whipping cream makes it a thick almost soft serve consistency
Now with whipping cream instead of half & half
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It's one o'clock and it's time for lunch, bum dee dum dee dum
The Creation, with maple vanilla whipped cream
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I saw this and thought it could use a little... More. Sorry for unphotogenic lighting 2 3.9oz pudding boxes Entire 32oz half&half (didn't have heavy whipping cream in stock, sorry) 12 speculoos 12 "oreo" ~3,220 calories and ~$9 of aldi goods without whipped cream topping, if i mathed right
Making slightly thicker pudding with cookie crumbles, half&half, a pudding box, speculoos and "oreo" cookies shownSmashed cookies in a bag. I'd recommend separating the "oreo" cream from the cookie beforehand, i failed to.Pudding mix mid-whisk, still a lil lumpyThe results in a container for firming up. I'll probably have a bowl with some maple vanilla whipped cream i also got later
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Thank you so much Aldi for your store-brand stuff usually having the "00s videogame and movie generic product packaging" aesthetic, I need more of that in my life
Aldi Baker's Treat-branded apple pie packaging. It's an apple pie of the size and shape of one you'd get at, say, McDonald's.

Advertised as "now with more apples!" as well as being microwavable.
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Gnocchi and cheese is a concept I'd never considered, but upon learning of it, also desire carnally
Historic meme, heavy breathing cat
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Very nice congrats!
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Got a commission from @taldazar.bsky.social ! Lumaloaf
Art of Lumaethel, a six-eyed, four-armed grey tabby cat taur, loafing

It was drawn by taldazar.bsky.social
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Oh neat congrats
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Smart Roadster Coupes intrigue me and I'm tempted to try importing one in a few years, but I dunno if I trust 00s mercedes electrical components
A dark blue Smart Roadster Coupe, with the targa top removed. Side profile that also shows that they're weird and have three lug wheelsRed Smart Roadster Coupe with top on, more of a front view showcasing how they kinda look like a bootleg TVR
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Grey tabby with some white around the mouth trying to keep warm
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Oh cool, congrats!
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Ironic edgy skeleton meme. The skeleton is wearing a cowboy hat, brass knuckles shaped like skulls, and an open leather jacket. The skeleton is flipping the bird.

Top text is "when i DIE and go to HELL"
Bottom text is "MY TAPEWORMS BETTER COME WITH ME"
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Tanjiro from Demon Slayer wondering what the fuck he just saw
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Oh sweet good luck!
Reference sheet of Other, drawn by keewan.bsky.social
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Mmmm
Ice crystals covering the exterior of a dark blue hatchback.
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Yea
A mostly unused cigarette on the floor in a USPS office. This is of note because they've been a smoke-free work area for a few decades now
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The Big Catch: Tacklebox was a fun game to beat, looking forward to the full release
The Big Catch: Tacklebox screenshot. View from one of the bigger ruin temples. That moon is fucked up

To be specific, it's got some sort of ring around it and is very obviously shattered. May explain the game taking place in a desert.
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Likely crab
Mud crab being held by some i think Australian guy
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Why is it always prawn?
lobter :3
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
This Division, this Disparity, it brings engagement, these algorithms, which we allow so much power over us, favor engagement. And the blatant misinformation? Accepted as truth? The emperor has his birthday suit on, THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE'S IN ELEGANT CLOTHES ONLY THE WISE CAN SEE?
An image of the Elden Ring network test version of the Prophet's Robe, cartwheel on said version replaced with blue check of shame

"the rickety cart wheel around the neck warms passers-by not to lend an ear to their meandering sermons."

Never before have i seen so many as smart as a cinder block, that i wished to drop a cinder block on, as i have opening twitter and seeing bluecheck replies.
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Could this be a Blowjob Brothers?
Executioner Smough and Dragonslayer Ornstein
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #891,899! That's kinda neat tbh
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #891,899, Luma Gaming ‪@monstaurs.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 7, 2023"
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
A frog standing on its rear legs. It has a little froggy ass. It is a caked up frog.
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Be named Ten Have eight legs (Art by keewan.bsky.social)
Sleipnir foxcatdog thing
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
Ancient image. Guy in a blue and white striped polo shirt doing a thumbs up. His head has been edited to also be a hand doing a thumbs up, his face placed onto the spot between the knuckles and PIP joints
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
Chalkness Monster Gym Chalk. Mascot featuring a snakelike creature's head, long neck, and the most roided up bodybuilder physique.

Someone was getting this off of Amazon and I had to see it. Now you do too
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
This is Dusty. She isn't very smart
A small, young cat with what appears to be a dilute tortoiseshell fur pattern
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
Fuck The Pursuer
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Cynthia next to Blue, a 2006 Scion xB we grew up riding in and need to refresh the drivetrain of
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Cynthia to the right of an old Volvo 240 sedan
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Radio swap top ten things to do to JDM car Should change speakers too lol
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
This is Cynthia Eventually she will kill gods (planned manual swap+turbocharging) but for now she is a friendly and surprisingly quick glorified Tercel
1998 Toyota Corsa Cynthia in its new habitat, the back of a post office
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the freaks @monstaurs.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
Bisexal monstaur drink
A can of Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red™. The can is tricolor, red left/pink center/blue right, those colors being the hues of the ultra red, ultra rosa, and ultra blue cans which this drink tastes like a mixture of.
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