Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 10/03/2026ICYMI: looks like Apple’s verification servers are down. It means no new installs of Enterprise-signed apps. 000
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 24/12/2025In which I defend an extremely unpopular movie boxd.it/cd3slvboxd.itA ★★★★ review of Christmas with the Kranks (2004)This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review. 020
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 30/10/2025My life motto as this point: “computers are the worst” 000
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Disappointed to learn the waffles thing wasn’t a Leslie Knope reference. (I love waffles BTW) 010
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 02/10/2025LOL… my very first thought after seeing the news was this comic. 010
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 11/09/2025“LOL”? When talking about someone getting shot? I mean… I can see how it is a little bit of a stretch, but not that much to me. 🤷🏼♂️ 020
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Political assassination is sort of a big deal. 000
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Sorta seems like it falls under “Wishes of harm: Expressions of a desire for harm directed at a specific person or group.” … just retroactive. 110
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Enjoyed “Superman”. Felt fresh and different from lots of superhero stuff. But I definitely enjoyed F1 way more. 010
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Happy Father’s Day to all you dads out there! 000
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Excited to see how Facebook uses this for evil: developer.apple.com/documentatio...developer.apple.comAlarmKit | Apple Developer DocumentationSchedule prominent alarms and countdowns to help people manage their time. 010
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 09/06/20252026 is the year of L̶i̶n̶u̶x̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶D̶e̶s̶k̶t̶o̶p̶ Gaming on the Mac. 020
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 09/06/2025The Apple TV app on Apple TV has even more ways to push Apple TV+. 010
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Every time I read the news, I wanna get everyone’s attention in the room and say: “Wait a minute… _this_ is the Bad Place!” 000
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 03/06/2025The MacBook Air charging ports being on the left and the iPad Air charging points being on the right when in landscape is a damn shame. 000
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Blows my mind how much of the web is simply broken on Mobile Safari, which has to be one of the most popular browsers in the world. 000
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten unless you need to go to college then you should leave family to the state. 000
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I guess I don’t mind Bitcoin but generally get turned off by crypto, as the entire culture feels filled with scams. I also think the transactional costs of Bitcoin make it seem more like an investment vehicle than a currency. 120
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Every time I accidentally open LinkedIn, I end up wandering around like the Confused Travolta GIF. 020
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Fortnite’s back: apps.apple.com/us/app/fortn...apps.apple.comFortniteFortnite is back! Be the last player standing in Battle Royale, OG and Zero Build, carry your squad to victory in fast-paced Reload, build your own adventures in LEGO® Fortnite, or headline a concert... 010
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Of course! Thanks for putting your code out there. 010
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I think the “Why” should be higher and emphasize what benefits one might have in using this. Even if not a direct comparison with things you aren’t familiar with, there has to be benefits to structuring your persistence data in this way. Other than that, great work! I was able to follow along 210
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Nike needs to update their Xcode version 000
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 17/05/2025One of my favorite uses of GenAI and development isn’t it writing me code but being able to ask for ideas as to why something may not be working. Way more effective than Googling these days. 020
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 15/05/2025responding just to throw your worldview into chaos 140
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 07/05/2025XCUIAutomation has API for interacting with: 1. Siri 2. The Digital Crown 3. A remote But not 1. Face ID / Touch ID sigh 010
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 05/05/2025If you had shown 10-year old Michael the current Star Wars-themed season of Fortnite, he would have perished from happiness. 000
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 01/05/2025My main hope for this ruling is that forcing Apple to drop restrictions around outside payments makes them compete on the merits of the App Store itself. I would personally prefer to make all of my purchases through the App Store but it could use some major improvements for buyers _and_ sellers. 020
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Apple should consider having an App Store review process to catch these scams before release: www.theverge.com/news/657370/...theverge.comA pirated iOS port of Blue Prince fooled people into paying $10An unofficial mobile port snuck onto the App Store. 000
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Getting a new prosthetic eye made today and Wednesday. Should have a new look by Thursday. I always feel so thankful to live in a time and place where I can have this done. 010
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I really enjoy receiving the Toll Road fine scam SMS messages threatening my vehicle registration. We literally have zero toll roads in our state. 000
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 10/04/2025uploading my “how I get my work done with an iPad!*” YouTube video * includes hardwired Raspberry Pi, a Mac mini on my local network and several AWS provisioned servers and S3 buckets 020
Reposted by Michael McGuireThe Dispatch @thedispatchmedia.bsky.social · 10/04/2025The underlying assumption, held by leaders across the political spectrum, is that appealing to America’s loftiest ideals for reasons unrelated to partisan advantage is for suckers. We reject that premise. From The Dispatch Editors: thedispatch.com/article/decl...thedispatch.comSlouching Towards TyrannyOn a dark hour for the American right. 54820
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 09/04/2025We make extensive use of it. It helps on a bigger team because it enforces consistency and removes discussion of those rules from PRs. Having a machine enforce rules >>>>> having people enforce rules 120
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 08/04/2025In my second use of GitHub Copilot Chat, I got a hallucinated method. 220
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I am probably gonna buy a Switch 2 so I have a portable Fortnite machine. Basically, the Epic v Apple battle means a Nintendo victory. 140
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I am mainly offended Helen didn’t mention White’s stint in Survivor. 030
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 25/03/2025“Why yes! I was hoping when I came to use this software that rather than performing the task I set out to do, I would instead be offered a Tour of your updates!” - no one, ever 010
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 25/03/2025This is absolutely hilarious. Thank you for sharing. 010
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 21/03/2025“Arch users are the Linux users of Linux users” - my son, an Arch Linux user 110
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 12/03/2025You can write Doom in the Typescript types, seems like it could handle a compiler: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mCs...youtube.comTypeScript types can run DOOMYouTube video by Michigan TypeScript 130
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Now imagine writing everything in native code 🤯 020
Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Gotta remember tomorrow to leave my clocks alone because I live in a sane place that doesn’t do stupid crap with clocks. 110