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Michael McGuire

@monocularvision.bsky.social
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Senior Staff Engineer @ American Express working on the Amex Mobile app. Everything expressed here are my own opinions and not those of my employer.

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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
ICYMI: looks like Apple’s verification servers are down. It means no new installs of Enterprise-signed apps.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
In which I defend an extremely unpopular movie boxd.it/cd3slv
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A ★★★★ review of Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
My life motto as this point: “computers are the worst”
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
bro: do u even kubernetes.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Disappointed to learn the waffles thing wasn’t a Leslie Knope reference. (I love waffles BTW)
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
LOL… my very first thought after seeing the news was this comic.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“LOL”? When talking about someone getting shot? I mean… I can see how it is a little bit of a stretch, but not that much to me. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Political assassination is sort of a big deal.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Sorta seems like it falls under “Wishes of harm: Expressions of a desire for harm directed at a specific person or group.” … just retroactive.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Enjoyed “Superman”. Felt fresh and different from lots of superhero stuff. But I definitely enjoyed F1 way more.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
F1 in IMAX was pretty incredible.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Happy Father’s Day to all you dads out there!
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Excited to see how Facebook uses this for evil: developer.apple.com/documentatio...
developer.apple.com
AlarmKit | Apple Developer Documentation
Schedule prominent alarms and countdowns to help people manage their time.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
2026 is the year of L̶i̶n̶u̶x̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶D̶e̶s̶k̶t̶o̶p̶ Gaming on the Mac.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The Apple TV app on Apple TV has even more ways to push Apple TV+.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Every time I read the news, I wanna get everyone’s attention in the room and say: “Wait a minute… _this_ is the Bad Place!”
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The MacBook Air charging ports being on the left and the iPad Air charging points being on the right when in landscape is a damn shame.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Blows my mind how much of the web is simply broken on Mobile Safari, which has to be one of the most popular browsers in the world.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten unless you need to go to college then you should leave family to the state.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I guess I don’t mind Bitcoin but generally get turned off by crypto, as the entire culture feels filled with scams. I also think the transactional costs of Bitcoin make it seem more like an investment vehicle than a currency.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Every time I accidentally open LinkedIn, I end up wandering around like the Confused Travolta GIF.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Fortnite’s back: apps.apple.com/us/app/fortn...
apps.apple.com
‎Fortnite
‎Fortnite is back! Be the last player standing in Battle Royale, OG and Zero Build, carry your squad to victory in fast-paced Reload, build your own adventures in LEGO® Fortnite, or headline a concert...
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Of course! Thanks for putting your code out there.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Hahahahahha
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I think the “Why” should be higher and emphasize what benefits one might have in using this. Even if not a direct comparison with things you aren’t familiar with, there has to be benefits to structuring your persistence data in this way. Other than that, great work! I was able to follow along
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Nike needs to update their Xcode version
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
One of my favorite uses of GenAI and development isn’t it writing me code but being able to ask for ideas as to why something may not be working. Way more effective than Googling these days.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
responding just to throw your worldview into chaos
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
XCUIAutomation has API for interacting with: 1. Siri 2. The Digital Crown 3. A remote But not 1. Face ID / Touch ID sigh
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If you had shown 10-year old Michael the current Star Wars-themed season of Fortnite, he would have perished from happiness.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
My main hope for this ruling is that forcing Apple to drop restrictions around outside payments makes them compete on the merits of the App Store itself. I would personally prefer to make all of my purchases through the App Store but it could use some major improvements for buyers _and_ sellers.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Apple should consider having an App Store review process to catch these scams before release: www.theverge.com/news/657370/...
theverge.com
A pirated iOS port of Blue Prince fooled people into paying $10
An unofficial mobile port snuck onto the App Store.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Getting a new prosthetic eye made today and Wednesday. Should have a new look by Thursday. I always feel so thankful to live in a time and place where I can have this done.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I really enjoy receiving the Toll Road fine scam SMS messages threatening my vehicle registration. We literally have zero toll roads in our state.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
uploading my “how I get my work done with an iPad!*” YouTube video * includes hardwired Raspberry Pi, a Mac mini on my local network and several AWS provisioned servers and S3 buckets
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The Dispatch @thedispatchmedia.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The underlying assumption, held by leaders across the political spectrum, is that appealing to America’s loftiest ideals for reasons unrelated to partisan advantage is for suckers. We reject that premise. From The Dispatch Editors: thedispatch.com/article/decl...
thedispatch.com
Slouching Towards Tyranny
On a dark hour for the American right.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
We make extensive use of it. It helps on a bigger team because it enforces consistency and removes discussion of those rules from PRs. Having a machine enforce rules >>>>> having people enforce rules
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
In my second use of GitHub Copilot Chat, I got a hallucinated method.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Mickey cashes in his RSUs
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I am probably gonna buy a Switch 2 so I have a portable Fortnite machine. Basically, the Epic v Apple battle means a Nintendo victory.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I am mainly offended Helen didn’t mention White’s stint in Survivor.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
“Why yes! I was hoping when I came to use this software that rather than performing the task I set out to do, I would instead be offered a Tour of your updates!” - no one, ever
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This is absolutely hilarious. Thank you for sharing.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
“Arch users are the Linux users of Linux users” - my son, an Arch Linux user
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
You can write Doom in the Typescript types, seems like it could handle a compiler: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mCs...
youtube.com
TypeScript types can run DOOM
YouTube video by Michigan TypeScript
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Now imagine writing everything in native code 🤯
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Gotta remember tomorrow to leave my clocks alone because I live in a sane place that doesn’t do stupid crap with clocks.
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Michael McGuire @monocularvision.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
ChatGPT API call or gtfo
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