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MICHR

@monocerous.bsky.social
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Sometime artist, transporter of the living and dead. Dust punk/lumbergoth. He/him www.teepublic.com/user/michr ko-fi.com/michr

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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Since the vast majority of my life has been in various West Coast cities this makes sense. With a smattering of Upper Midwest which is where my family is from.
My Dialect map with the entire west coast in red and south in blue.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One of the strays my mom feeds brought her a present this morning.
A grey and white cat standing on a concrete step looking smug. A very large dead mouse is laying nearby.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? ...and I just found out it's streaming, so off I go.
Characters from Nightbreed: Shuna Sassi (a quill covered woman monster), Dr. Decker (a human in a mask, the villain of the film), and Kinski (A monster with a head like a crescent moon).
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The "Ditch the 40 oz Water Bottle: You're Probably Hydrated Enough" article with the original author replaced by Immortan Joe from Mad Max Fury Road.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is the method that manly men use to cross the street.
A crosswalk with a bin of bricks that says, “Be seen, grab a brick”.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Let's start a war, a nuclear war...
"Girl, I wanna take you to a gay bar" done in the art style of the "Now that's what I call music" album covers.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you.
One of the nuns from The Sound of Music singing, "How do you solve a problem like Godzilla?"
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Post your favorite Muppet. Wrong answers only.
Kangaroo and Marc from The Kangaroo Chronicles standing in a semi-cluttered kitchen.

Kangaroo: I'm a communist and what are you?
Marc: I'm an anarchist
K: Cool, we can be friends until the revolution. After that it gets difficult.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's my birthday and I've got my to-do list. I'm starting at the bottom though, it seems more fun that way.
A screenshot of an 80s Satanic Panic program listing: Heavy Metal Videos, Fantasy Role-playing Games, Comics, Sex, Symbols/Power, Cartoons, and Drugs as possible dangers.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hell yeah! Dendra Panoply or GTFO!
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There's no need to force them, they already do that.
A screenshot of a webpage for OREO cookie wafers with no-filling, just the cookies.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The movie poster for To Live and Die in LA.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"Involuntary", pal you are choosing to watch the movie, or is this you?
Alex in A Clockwork Orange being forced to watch violent movies. His eyes are kept open by a mechanical device and he can't move his head.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’m reminded of this Julia Child quote.
A picture of Julia Child in the kitchen and her quote, “Every woman should have a blowtorch.”
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Just stay away from the "Hot Hail" button please.
Ming the Merciless's weather control machine from Flash Gordon (1980)
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Blackjack
A tri-color dog with a stuffed goose and a pink pig. A tri-color dog with a stuffed goose and a pink pig.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I had a girl point this out to me about 30 years ago whilst smoking weed, and it does kinda look like one though it's said to be an accident. It was the VHS cover though and it got recalled and reissued due to parental outrage.
A sparkling golden palace from the Little Mermaid VHS cover. There's a spire in the middle that looks like a dick.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
As Pride is fast approaching, and TeePublic is having a sale, perhaps I can interest you in a shirt? www.teepublic.com/user/michr
A cartoon knife with a handle in the pride flag colors with a word balloon that says "Be Gay Do Crime!"A Pride flag in the shape of Nevada. There is script along one edge that says, "Homo Means Nevada" which is a reference to the state song that we sang in school as kids, "Home Means Nevada".
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I love how fucked up this mirror is.
A mirror selfie, but the mirror has so much stuff scratched on the surface that it's hard to see the person through it.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Pitbull remaining on-brand.
Pitbull surrounded by a variety of women in lingerie, wishing women a Happy International Women's Day.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Do you have any money? I want to spend all your money. At the gay bar.
Burger King logo generator thingy with "Girl" in the burger and, "I wanna take you to a gay bar!" as the tagline.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Two new shirt designs this week, which is what happens when your car breaks down and you can't work. www.teepublic.com/user/michr
A black and white photo of Rasputin with blue lightning coming from his eyes. Bordered in red and yellow with similarly bordered type that says, "SEX WIZARD" in a psychedelic band stye. 

Inspired by the Tumblr post: “I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.”

Tumblr poster GlumshoeA shirt design that says:

Fuck AI
If i want sketchy
advice from a robot
I'll ask
Zoltar

The top and bottom lines are larger type in red that is outlined in flat gold, the middle text is smaller and white.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
What a timely post. This is my exact current situation.
A tricolor dog looking at me from next to a dining table.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I’m descended from Germans and have ADHD rather than autism, but this is so correct, “The category isn't German or autistic — it's people for whom the gap between how things are and how they ought to be is not an abstraction but a constant, low-grade irritation.”
Results of German or Autistic test. The Wittgenstein Result, which is equal amounts of both to a significant degree.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I love this, and they clearly don't know there's a whole ass dimension in his trash can.
The DVD box for Elmo's Adventures in Grouchland.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I want to take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar...
The Dune font generator thingy with the opening line of the Electric Six song Gay Bar
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
3 of my mom's porch cats hanging out. They're neighborhood strays that she feeds. There are a couple more, but these three are always around in the morning.
The cats hanging out on a porch.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Nice! I love a well done wordless story. It reminds me of Jaime Hernandez’s contribution to Tom Strong.
Tom Strong’s daughter goes to an alien bar, parties, and then shacks up with a big fish guy before heading home.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Fun. I've had to take the old school Munsell Test in order to get jobs before. The blues on this were the worst. www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
JND test result of .0039
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Not quite the same, but it made me think of this guy from Buckaroo Banzai.
A headshot on a computer screen of a Red Lectroid named John Smallberries.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I was looking at it and wondering why it looked not quite right/photoshopped, so I went to see if it was real. Turns out it is, but doesn't quite look as charismatic and classically "Jaws-like" as that, which makes sense since it's in the kitefin shark family. Neat!
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I feel super old for remebering this.
The Killer Bees from Saturday Night Live. A bunch of dudes led by John Belushi in combination bee/Mexican bandito costumes.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I didn't know Jack Kirby was involved at the time (I was 11-12) but I liked that it had the same vibes as the Kamandi comic books I was into from a few years prior. It feels like a continuation of many of the same ideas by Kirby.
Cover of Kamandi: The Last Boy on Earth from the 1970s. Kamandi is on an inflatable boat paddling away from a ruined Statue of Liberty.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
This is my favorite local car adjacent thing.
A stretch limo jacked up monster truck style. On the side is the name USS Compensator.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
1st Gundam! Not a great pic and most of the tinier stickers aren't stuck, but it was fun to build.
A not great picture of a Gundam RX-78(G)E from Requiem for Vengeance.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Dracula with fabulous hair?!?!
1979 Dracula Blu-ray box with Frank Langella looking very blow-dried in a long cape. The tagline: "Throughout history one name has inspired both horror and desire"
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The album art for The Bloodhound Gang's "Hooray for Boobies"
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I feel like this might scare horses even more.
A moped? made to look vaguely horsey and cartoonishly terrifying.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Based on a cool and creepily stylized comic book.
A bunch of monochrome vampires looking hungry. 2nd and 3rd inset panels: A sheriff and deputy in color. 
Deputy "Eben?" 
Sheriff "G..get in the car. We have to warn the others while there's still time..."
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
It's the Disneyland of death mountains for lines.
A whole lot of climbers lining up in a Mt. Everest traffic jam.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
This reminded me of the German "Mud Wizard" from 2023.
A guy dressed like a wizard (maybe more like a monk?) at a protest in Germany to save a village from being bulldozed. He's shoving a bunch of cops over in the mud.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The 70s were a rough time for kids fashion.
A 6 year old me with a bowl cut and turtleneck with a burgundy diamond pattern.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Hmmmm... that looks familiar.
A yellow pill that expands into a sorta T-Rex
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Hell yeah! A monkey with a gun.
A Hellboy panel:
Abe “Is that a monkey?”
Hellboy “He’s got a gun!”
Monkey BLAM BLAM
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
There’s a 2024 Spanish Zorro show on Prime that I thought was pretty fun.
A promo shot for 2024 Zorro.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
The kid who comes around a friend's house offering to shovel snow in the winter has a summer business going. Poop and balls. co
A flyer for Poop and balls.co a service to pick up dog poop and errant golf balls. With pricing info, etc.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Not quite the same pose, but it brought this to mind.
Shel Silverstein on the album cover of Crouchin’ on the Outside. He is crouchin’ and he is outside.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
That greyhound makes me think of the dog statue from Loony Toons 1942 Ding Dong Daddy.
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I’m a fan of both Sisyphus and Venn diagram memes, so…
Venn diagram with two circles: drive time djs, and Sisyphus. The overlap is “Bringing you the same classic rock night after night”
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MICHR @monocerous.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Yeah, fuck this guy.
“The point of this act for me is to earn a place here in Russia,” he told Russian state media last month. “If I risk myself for our new country, no one will say that I am not a part of it. Unlike migrants in America who come there just like that, do not assimilate, and at the same time want free handouts.”
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