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Ron Cox

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A fine boatload of wooden noses. strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre

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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 16h
MURC'S LAW

In the style of Law & Order
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 30/09/2026
John Locke from "Lost" holding up two backgammon pieces, one black, one white. He has a vertical laceration over his right eye extending from forehead to cheek, reminiscent of a clown.
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 26/09/2026
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 25/09/2026
Genius Fuel
Brian Wilson in the studio recording Pet Sounds, 1966.

Scattered around the console are several cartons of Egg Nog.Egg Nog.
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 22/09/2026
“And this is the Conservatory. I’d like you to meet Miss Scarlett and Colonel Mustard. Perhaps you know Professor Plum? Please have a seat, right there, next to the Candlestick…”
Trump meets Mamdani at Gracie Mansion
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 22/09/2026
The result was this:

Pie chart with four sections
R 31%
D 30%
Other 1%
Did not vote 37%

Not this:
Pie chart solid red
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 18/09/2026
Police dog, thrilled by toilet paper seizure
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 11/09/2026
California Haggis
Several tubes of cooked quinoa, bundled to resemble haggis
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 09/09/2026
NO. NO! No.
Chicken and Waffles Oreos, an Abomination
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 03/09/2026
A black spider monkey looking rather shocked
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 02/09/2026
Read this as “Banksy issues anti-dogpiling statement”
Trending

1. Bluesky issues anti-dogpiling statement
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 25/08/2026
we allow them to be elected by Sittin’ It Out™🇺🇸
Eligible voters 2024

R 31%
D 30%
Other 1%
Did not vote 37%

(Pie chart)
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 22/08/2026
we what now 😟
Bluesky users celebrate Canadian cult
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 22/08/2026
I follow neither the Cubs nor the Mariners, but it really caught my eye when I thought this trending topic said “Body ejected”
Trending
1. US-Canada trade talks collapse
2. Cubs-Mariners game, Boyd ejected
3. Trump allows tariff-free beef imports
4. Optimist-pessimist cup meme
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 10/08/2026
Peccary + Armadillo =
Peccary + Armadillo = Peccadillo
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 05/08/2026
Aardvark. Look at he’s crazy feet!😍
Aardvark. He has crazy feet!
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 01/08/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.
Michael Penn “Free for All” album cover, depicting Angels Flight funicular from the olden days
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 29/07/2026
Wall mural by artist Peter Barber in Manchester city center (2020). It depicts Melanie Senior, an NHS nurse, during the COVID pandemic.
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 21/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Andy and Lance, Detectorists
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 20/07/2026
Kombucha Girl meme

First panel, disgusted face:

LEARNING ABOUT THE CANING OF CHARLES SUMNER

Second panel, reconsidering face:

LEARNING MORE ABOUT CHARLES SUMNER
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 20/07/2026
The answer, as always, is MillenniuM
A yellow two-story house in golden hour light. Superimposed, the phrase, “who cares ?”

Still from opening titles to TV series “Millennium” [1996-1999]
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 15/07/2026
The Girl Who Forgot Her Phone in the Fridge
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 11/07/2026
I’m sorry, no.
Map of France, highlighting Normandy.
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 02/07/2026
They’re kinda working on it
Zohran Mamdani
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 30/06/2026
Keri @keriqbaum.bsky.social:
When do we get to watch Trump's name being taken off the Kennedy Center? [popcorn emoji]

Ron Cox @monkyhead.com:
They should hold a raffle and the winner gets to do it

4:28 PM • May 31, 2026
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 29/06/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
One of the best-known differences between British and American English is the fact that the sport known as football in Great Britain is usually called soccer in the United States. Because the sport originated in England, it is often assumed that soccer is an Americanism. In fact, the word is thoroughly British in origin. So why is it that Americans (not to mention Canadians, Australians, and others) are likelier to use the word than Brits are? The answer lies in how the sport developed in each country.
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 12/06/2026
Tilda Swinton dressed as Backrooms
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 12/06/2026
Setting up my group chat on bsky
Dr. Manhattan sits alone on the surface of Mars
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 27/05/2026
They just don’t have an answer for this.
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 27/05/2026
“We all saw” is the leftist version of MAGA’s “we all know”
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 24/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap
you all everybody
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 19/05/2026
MURC’S
LAW

(in the style of Law & Order)
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 14/05/2026
(extremely white snake voice)
Sterling Holloway, voice of Kaa the Python from Disney’s Jungle Book
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 13/05/2026
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 09/05/2026
The Amazing Spider-Man: Invasion of the Dragon-Men album cover (1974)
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 09/05/2026
Transparent yellow Micronauts “Time Traveler” action figure (circa 1977)
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 05/05/2026
I suppose I ought to notify @marillion.com and accept responsibility
Spores already on the breeze
We get what we deserve

(in a Burger King logo)
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 05/05/2026
Spores already on the breeze
We get what we deserve

(in a Burger King logo)
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 05/05/2026
heartbreaking
Alex Pretti VA Image (official portrait by United States Department of Veterans Affairs)
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 05/05/2026
Not a good example
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 21/04/2026
I think maybe you mean the people that didn’t vote.
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 18/04/2026
Oh, the Hardship!
Carol Brady and Alice Ofbrady unamused by 21st Century Problems
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 16/04/2026
He stole home! #JackieRobinson
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 13/04/2026
Boromir meme:

One does not simply

Doordash to the White House
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 09/04/2026
New York Times headline:

For First Time, NATO Invokes Joint Defense Pact With U.S.

Sept. 13, 2001
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 09/04/2026
Sheldon Whitehouse, America’s Hottest Senator
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 07/04/2026
Moon Nutella ‘26
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 06/04/2026
DJUNGELSKOG
Easy additions for banishing bathroom clutter

(image of stuffed orangutan)
Djungelskog
soft toy
$19.99
five stars (1538 reviews)

(image of shelves)
Kallax
shelf unit
$79.99
four-and-a-half stars (9402 reviews)
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 06/04/2026
“Rev.?” Like, short for “revolting?”
Trending

1. trump
2. Nutella
3. Artemis II
4. Rev. Hegseth
5. Reid Wiseman
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Ron Cox @monkyhead.com · 02/04/2026
Hire me, WaPo
Trump attends Supreme Court hearing in unusual role: Stupid asshole
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