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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BMC cast lineup
The Horse, BMC, Croc, Rooster, Rabbit, Big Boss
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ube cupcakes & lemon cake
Recipe: Mae Serves You Food

Notes: Kinda fucked it up by trying to do half & half butter & oil, but turned out a-ok.  <110 g sugar. Tastes more eggy than ube. Very soft and fluffy. 

1. Cream RT stick of butter & sugar
2. Add 2 eggs, one at a time. Beat. 
3. Add 10 g ube extract. Beat. 
4. Dry: 125 g AP, 6 g bp, 1 g salt
5. Alt dry w/ 1/2 c milk. Fold. No streaks. 
6. Bake @ 425 F for 5 min, then 350 F for total of 18 min. Recipe: Plated Cravings

Note: Used 6 small lemons. (Not pictured: lemon curd). Actually did fuck up by leaving creamed mix alone for too long until it separated. Less fluffy than previous. Tastes very buttery. Zest and prepare dry first. ~110 g sugar. <100 g butter. 

1. Dry: 180 AP, 7.5 g bp, 2.8 g salt, 6 g zest. 
2. Cream RT stick of butter & sugar
3. Add 2 eggs, one at a time. Beat. 
4. Add 31 g lemon juice, 5 g vanilla. Beat. 
5. Alt dry w/ 120 mL buttermilk (7.6 g lemon juice + milk). Fold. No streaks. 
6. Bake @ 350 F for 45 min. 

Recipe for lemon curd: Sweet Things
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Party animal
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lemon cake
Plated Cravings recipe. 

1. Flour, bp, zest
2. Cream sugar & butter. Add eggs one at a time. Add lemon juice & vanilla. 
3. Fold 1/3 dry mix, then 1/2 buttermilk. Alternate. 
4. Bake @ 350F for 45 minMoist.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rice pudding
4 ingredients: purple rice, coconut milk, water, sugar. Toasted coconut (optional)
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Corn and banana muffins
If I’d made apple muffins, they’d be ABC muffins.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Cheesecake (success)
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Boom chika pow pow pa-oh
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Today
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Crinkle-top brownie muffins
Crackly top. 

What’s Gaby Cooking recipe. 
Note to self: 1 stick of butter. Brown. Whisk in 3/4 c sugar, 3/4 c cocoa. Half-half tsp of bs & bp. 23 min tot bake time; 7 min @ 425C, then 350C. Yields 6. Tender, tight crumb. 

Can really taste a satisfying nutty roundness and a snappy sugary finish, but for that amount of sugar and butter, this recipe is best shared.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Faces
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Lemon curd muffins End of week bake, using lemons from my parent’s backyard.
Lemon muffins topped with streusel and piped-in lemon curd. 

Sweet things recipe. 
Note to self: Ditch the streusel. Pipe in more curd. Add <1/4 cup oil and more sugar into batterMuffins in pan. Cross-section of lemon muffin. Yellow curd inside. Airy crumb.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Antelope
Specifically impala.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Trunk of my car (wip)
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Banana muffins End of week bake
Crispy dome. 

Allrecipes recipe. 
Note to self: Not much to change! <1/2 c sugar. Brown butter, bananas ripened to oblivion, >1 tsp bp + baking soda.Muffins in pan. Moist crumb. Perfectly done (yay!)
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Lemon poppy seed muffins 6am bake
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Double chocolate banana muffins
Chocolate chunk studded

Show Me the Yummy recipe. 
Note to self: Add 1.5 baking soda & bp. <1/2 cup cocoa powder. 1/2 cup brown sugar. Incorporate mashed banana fully. Dense and rich. Not your fluffy chocolate muffins. Would add chopped walnuts to balance sweetness.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Peach crumble muffin
Peach, cashew, and brown sugar streusel

RecipeTin Eats recipe. 
Note to self: Use <1/3 cup brown sugar and clump streusel. <2/3 cup sugar for batter. Don’t overmix. If too wet, microwave for 1 min (15 sec intervals)Muffins in muffin pan. Crumb shot. Cubed peaches throughout.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Almond croissant muffins
Almond muffins topped with almond slices. 

Rainbow Nourishment’s recipe. 
Note to self: Bake at 425C for only 5 min (did 9 & dried out). Makes 9 servings when filled to the rim, so roll out 9 frangipane balls. Mix with baking soda for more rise.Muffins still in the pan. Frangipane filling

Almond has a fruity, cherry flavor (benzaldehyde). Also powdery (/느끼해). Would like to pair with oranges.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Corn muffins
Golden cornbread muffin studded with corn meal grits and pieces of corn. 

Once Upon a Chef’s recipe, but 1 tsp baking powder, 2 tsp baking soda. Brown butter. Buttermilk. <1/3 cup of corn. Fold in mid-mix. Flour streaks in final batter. Bake @ 425C for 8 min, tot 23 min. Inside of corn muffin. Soft and tender with a healthy smattering of kernels (unlike “wetness” caused by overmixing in last few muffins). Complements crusty exterior and absorbs honey like a sponge.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The Master and Margarita about to my next Lightness of Being
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Lemon poppy seed muffins
8 lemon poppy seed muffins on square plate. Crumb is still on the moister side, but not bad… maybe it’s just the way it’s meant to be. Piece of muffin served with lemon syrup. 

Made with fresh lemon zest and juice. Very fragrant and not too sweet. Variations of this with different fruit would be honestly lovely.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Carrot muffins
Carrot streusel topped (but the carrot is masked by the sugar). Went overzealous with the carrot, and the crumb is too moist/ not fluffy. It’ll set by tmrw. Aerial shot of 3x3 carrot cupcakes on a white ceramic square plate.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Blueberry muffins
Streusel and blueberry syrup topped blueberry muffins. Overmixed batter again 😩 why do these blueberry muffins elude meMuffins in pan
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Pistachio brown butter muffins oh im so tired
Streusel and toasted pistachio topped muffins served on white ceramic plate.Pistachio filling insde
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Banana muffin
Outside toasted, and inside moist and rich with banana flavor. Half-and-half butter and oil. No milk (cause I had none). Wanted more flavor, so vanilla, salt, and cinnamon were added generously. Favorite thus far.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Corn muffin (take 2)
Stack of corn muffins on stone plate. Got good rise. One muffin has 1.5x more batter than before. 

Half-and-half oil and butter. Cornbread can afford to be dry. Smaller muffins had more crust and better flavor, too. Butter is the way to go. Still, looks good 🙂‍↕️
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Poppyseed muffins Keep forgetting I have lemons. A little zest would have added some brightness. (아쉬움)
Slightly domed muffin on flower textile plate. Muffin top is a crusty golden yellow and a band of brown wraps around sides.Crumb is soft and airy. Moist because of oil. 

Earlier blueberry muffins were pale and tragic. This time brought wet ingredients up to room temperature, sifted dry ingredients, and left lumps in batter.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Blueberry muffins
Will have to try a different batter next time, but jumbo blueberries glistening and pearly
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Apparently reading helps with your literacy. Who knew? /s
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Corn muffins
A stack of golden yellow corn muffins. Sides brown and crispy from the melted butter. Cornmeal gives grittiness and crumbly texture. Pairs well with a drizzle of honey.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
#DISCOPUP
Eury splashes in a puddle, wearing rainboots matching her yellow dress. She drags a bright orange umbrella from behind her. The last drops of rain fall from the overhang.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Midnight Galettes Bretonnes for my cookie cravings
Stack of butter biscuits neatly arranged on stone plateAerial shot. Uneven egg wash gradient imparted by spoon.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Curry day
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Cracks egg in fridge —> immediately throws into box mix
깨찰빵 sesame tapioca ball수육 boiled pork w/lots and lots of garlic
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What do you mean sunburnt leaves don’t grow back 🧍
Day prior. Pothos and parlour palm about to get the tan of their lives.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Egg on lightly toasted sourdough
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Tiny guy
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
BMC 251126 One with the flock
Flashbacks to “Lamb” A24
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
BMC 251124 Winter portrait
Sister Michael’s sweater from the Derry Girls
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
BMC 251122 Kicked to the curb
On the stairs; a jilted lover
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
BMC 251121 Poor guy can never win
AU where BMC boxes to pay off debt. (Still loses cause he’s scrawny.)
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hamburger
It’s Tailypo.
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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Oh… gotta update that tail
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