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Simius Raz

@monkeyraz.bsky.social
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any pronouns, aroace, 28, bored fantheorist.

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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For some reason it feels like hazbin hotel season 3 will be the ultimate litmus test for if the show is actually for you or not
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My personal bet is June-July 2027
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I'll confirm the endgame ships in my likes but also leave enough room for plausible deniability because it's in my likes but at least people should be able to know what to expect without burning me at the stake" ahh liked tweets
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oomf noticed there are no Roo eyes in Cannibal Town, I wonder what that could mean...... Rosie.....
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Methinks miss Vivziepop should be even more self indulgent and make Lucifer and Alastor kiss ngl
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Neolou @evoloen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Guess who will be pulling all the strings? #HazbinHotel
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🌱 alloplush 🌱 @alloplush.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Let's Groove ! 🎶 #radioapple
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm a Twin Peaks fan. Swap plots are great
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rosie season 3 bingo to celebrate her first hazbinhotel.com merch - Rosie is the original Lilith that we have only seen in two portraits and the original tale (most likely) - Rosie is a Lilith devotee (possible) - Rosie is Eve (why) - Rosie is Roo (why) - Rosie is a fallen seraphim (why)
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rosie is Rosie, Eve is Eve, Lilith is Lilith but not Lillith, because that's two different characters physically. They're all connected. Rosie is Lilith, Eve is also one Lilith, Lillith is Lillith but not Lilith. Rosie will be Rosie no matter what, same with Eve as Lillith. What an exciting theory!
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's funny how painfully blatantly Rosie is perfectly mirroring Lucifer design-wise like even down to her haircut and the dead snake skeleton on her hat she won't get rid of apparently She's basically Lucifer if he was dead but also a woman Whether intentional or not, that's interesting.
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
holy trinity of dinosaurs who can't move past the early 1900s
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What I love about this is that if it's revealed in s3 that Rosie is the original Lilith it just confirms once again that Lucifer just has exactly only one type and will die on this hill.
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They did make a funny whole Stolas reference with Val's solo in Hazbin s2 so knowing the crew at Spindlehorse is Radioapple-pilled I wouldn't even be surprised if they actually did make a future Radioapple drama plot reference in this one cuz... Pulling strings and all that...? Convenient. Yea sure
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lucifer is gonna cry in his room listening to Handle Me in s4 or s5 and say "that's a mood Verosika"
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
hmmmmmm
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have a feeling the shows will have everything every idiot keeps hating on and refuting everyday. Radioapple endgame, Staticmoth endgame, Abel straight love interest, Rosie being Lilith+Lillith being Eve(?), Stolitz "breakup" so that Stolas can find himself on his own etc. She will never be free💀
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
doing the devil's work
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my prediction for Stolitz season 3
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
summoning the devil
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
handle me (verosika's song) is a lucifer to alastor foreshadowing / hazbin parallel reference bye
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
in season 3 Lucifer will suffer more than Jesus
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
challenge : tell me a ship is endgame without telling me it's endgame Vivziepop's speech pattern edition holy trinity collection
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Sethh⭐️ @luciluval.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pride month might be over but i can finally show you my Pride Band standees!🏳️‍🌈 Now available! acggoods.com/store/lucilu... #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #radioapple #chaggie #huskerdust
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Alastor to Lucifer at the end of season 3
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I have sooo many of those it's not even funny. But no one ever listens to me. Until Vivzie herself says it I guess, and that automatically means XYZ ship is doomed when she says it, right! Dumbasses.
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Funny that I said this this morning. Expect this whole shitfest to go full circle nonstop for an entire year. Bye everyone!
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My "I keep warning people and explaining shit but then no one listens to me until Vivzie or her crew later finally says it and then people act mad and shooketh about it" ahh tweets
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ViyaGyudon 🇵🇭✨WATCH FORGOTTEN ISLAND @feedmekatsudon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
As a RadioApple shipper I don't care too much if it becomes canon or not Yet when I see RA Antis (the types to harass) say "If RA becomes canon I'm leaving the fandom" this image pops up 😭
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
helluva boss premiering on my birthday. nothing could ever tops that birthday gift lmao
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Bringing my thread of pictures of clues/symbolisms that hint at the evil marriage scheme / king of hell Alastor theory in season 3 here just because (I broke them down in my doc but I won't bother to do that here, it's just to keep them at hand) ⬇️
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Hikari ➡️ RICC '26 🦌🐍 @radioapple-heathen.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The fact that Viv referred to both Alastor's ace exploration AND his relationship development with Lucifer as a "journey" lives rent free in my head. #radioapple
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
what the fuck did i say. the universe really loves making fun of me. everytime I'm doubting Alastor or Lucifer or both it loves making fun of me
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I refuse to believe this is Lucifer lmao
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My "I keep warning people and explaining shit but then no one listens to me until Vivzie or her crew later finally says it and then people act mad and shooketh about it" ahh tweets
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
And this is why I will always cherish my beloved Occam's razor! You have 50 points! 50 points align perfectly with Theory A! 34 points align with Theory B! 19 points align with Theory C. 4 points align with Theory D. The points that don't align might be fully eliminatory. Which theory do you pick??
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
born to break my toe with my skateboard, forced to edit my doc to add captain obvious notes
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The day ppl start to understand that the Rosie=Lilith theory is not a "they're the same character" theory but a very simple FORCED SWAP theory, the fandom might start healing. This is why it's not the Rosie=Lilith theory, it's the Rosie = Lilith & Eve=Lillith theory. What is so hard to understand?
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Radioapple is endgame Huskerdust is endgame Voxval is endgame Rosie is Lilith Lillith is Eve Do I give a fuck if I end up wrong No Am I 100% convinced this will happen Yes
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Found that tweet again! So, I feel like this was directed that way cuz it was meant to be a misdirection from the start : the intro showed us how CHARLIE sees him. And Eve(Lilith) would have corrupted her against him all her life. So until ep5 she saw him as a "bad guy", or whatever lies Eve fed her
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The kind of pep talk I'd do if I wanted to make all my favorite ships canon in my story
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Vivzie stop yapping about Alastor and Lucifer and their relationship challenge /lh
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Anyway, bringing this back docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com
The Rosilith Evellith theory, its hows and whys
Intro So I’m back, once again, now for a Radioapple-unrelated theory. I was initially very doubtful about the Rosie = Lilith / Eve = Lillith theory for many reasons - I do not like speculating withou...
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm pissing myself no wonder Sam and Vivzie were tired of this shit
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The last part truly trips me up. It's such a weird specific unprompted wording. Bcuz it feels like she's trying to defend a vision here? As if she suddenly thought about Eve & Rosie and was like "and yeah maybe 2 characters swapped but they're completely different characters so that doesn't count."
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
lmao Alastor's face to Lucifer screams "yeah whatever you say my love"
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Luci✨ @lucienoctia.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
one of these isn't like the others just saying #radioapple
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Simius Raz @monkeyraz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I wonder if Vivziepop had her hand in approving / allowing this design for merch she would be like "yeah go ahead I need my radioapple sigil"
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