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John

@monkeylips4u.bsky.social
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Proud Canadian. 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇸🇪 🇫🇷 🇮🇹 🇯🇵🇨🇺 No cultists.

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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 11h
And they all clapped. #maga
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meanwhile, the FBI is actively recruiting from a pool of dog f*ckers and donkey-diddlers. #Patel #Hegseth #Weirdoes
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trumpery. That's what the dictionary calls it.
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dietary guidelines. 😂 Good one. What hasn't been recalled is too expensive to consume. #FoxNews #MealOrNoMeal #MysteryMeat #DiarrheaLettuce #ScrewWorm #Beef #Pork #Goat #Class1Recall #FDA #Berries #CreamCheese #Salmonella #Listeria #InfantFormula #Granola
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'd like to solve the puzzle.
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tune in tonight. ONLY on TrumpTV! #TrumpTV #Inflation #FoodRecalls #MysteryMeat #DiarrheaLettuce #ScrewWorm #Economy #Affordability #Gas #Diesel
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW SERIES PREMIER COMING SOON #TRUMPTV
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW SERIES PREMIERES COMING THIS FALL ONLY available on TRUMP TV #TrumpTV
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meanwhile at Mar A Lago...
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump knows what's coming. I hope normal Americans, and the rest of the world are prepared for what he's capable of when he knows his end is near. ☢️
Trump's approval rating by state, Sept 17/2026.

Note: Graphic can also be used to illustrate areas of low education and as a warning of which states you wouldn't want to travel to, or purchase products from. 🇨🇦
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, if Doctor Trump says so...
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If this continues he's going to rename the US Supreme Court. #Midterms #Trump #Election #Vote #LastExitFromFascism
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell would still score higher than Donald Trump on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) test. #TrueOrFalse
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kash Patel goes undercover to recruit new FBI agents. #FBI #Patel #Hiring #USnews
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Birthday Mitch!
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today's the day.
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lake Ontario. Always. Forever. 🇨🇦
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Golden Age of America. #Pyrite #FoolsGold
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I volunteer to take them on a nice scenic boat ride on Lake Ontario. Bubble, bubble, no more trouble. 🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧 #OneWay
Attention-seeking whores seeking attention.
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mike Johnson models himself after Jim Bakker. Right down to the goofy glasses and vapid grin.
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Enough with the rehearsals. Just do it. #TheBigSleep
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
September 11, 2011 "We are grateful to stand with the best neighbours any nation ever had." "We are eternally grateful." Just words. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #ETTD #Allies #AllLies #TrueNorth #StrongAndFree
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The last line.
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The reviews are still coming in...
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I can't wait to see the ballroom mockups.
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
America in action. America inaction. #DeadLine #DumpTrump #MadKing
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Elon. #OriginStory
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief! Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef. Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat. Filling up the sausages with this and that. #Trump #MasterOfTheHouse #GoldenAgeOfAmerica #beef #VOTE #StopTheInsanity
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Incorrect, according to the USA Census Bureau (April 2025): 245 Americans were ELIGIBLE to vote. 174 million were REGISTERED to vote (74%). 154 million CHOSE to vote (63%). 90 million CHOSE not to register/vote (36%). Also, are you *really* comparing voter turnout in Canada to the USA?
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We are eternally grateful.
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Fortunately, for Americans, you can't really die from embarrassment. #SilverLinings #Trump
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Little time to practice."
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Saskatchewan Premier Scott Moe attended US Senator Lindsey Graham's funeral. With public money. Why? #SK #Moe #Graham #Canada
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Canadians treat Americans better than their own president does.
Canadian firefighters use water bomber planes to assist American people with the wildfires.King Donald posts AI video of himself dumping sh!t on American people.
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Whenever I type "allies" autocorrect changes it to "all lies".
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My theory is that Trump has grown tired of Kash and is sending him to have tea with Vladimir followed by a tour of some, or maybe only one, very tall Moscow buildings. #OpenWindowPolicy #TeaWithPutin #GlowInTheDark #Radioactive #ScratGoesToMoscow
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John @monkeylips4u.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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