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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So what is Hegseths thoughts on North Korea…. Usually he would be champing at the bit to blow the shit out of them, so now he has to curtail his urges… so how will he spin it? South Korea is bad? North Korea have always had our back?
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
So where I’m confused so maybe someone can help clear this up for me… but when a country has been beaten militarily, their planes are destroyed, their ships are at the bottom of the ocean and their nuclear material is under a mountain…. Who is fighting back?
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yeah but it was the shortest longest speech on a 4th July in history tho…. Another Trump first… take note world
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
How does anyone vote for this cuck?
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Here’s a thought… one body overseeing ALL elections… like an electoral commission…. One body, one set of rules…. One result…. But no… this shit will go on for all eternity… it’s almost as if you like this fucked up way of holding your elections America… the solution is simple… but why fix it
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Is this a warm up for the freedom 250 rally speech? Will it be EXACTLY the same…. Oh who am I kidding… all his speeches are exactly the same….
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Were you alive during WW2? Just asking…. For a friend….
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Is Denis Denuto her solicitor?? youtu.be/nMuh33BMZYY?...
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The Castle - The Vibe
YouTube video by thecomputerdude24 TV & Movie Clips
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Why isn’t she playing at the Freedom 250 concert
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I bet that all the people mad that Helen of Troy was played by a black actress are perfectly fine that the US President is played by a dumB ass
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Just letting EVERYONE know that I will be at the Whitehouse this weekend…. So if you are planning a shooting at the last minute, as most assassination attempts are just on a whim… that’s where I will be… just hangin at the ole Whitehouse… just hangin about… in ma digs… just sayin…
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Has Pam Bondi been jailed yet for contempt after not showing up to Congress and ignoring the subpoena…. And if not, why not?
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I know right…. Who would have ever said US President and Trump in the same sentence…. Damn media.
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
You think that’s bad… wait til they start gassing them.
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Has Hungary opened up the Strait of Hormuz yet? Oh what’s that? They don’t have to help??
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
But the Dow!!!!
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Could have just been a press release yeah? An email? Seems a tad desperate
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Only 70… well now that’s a party united if I ever saw one
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Are you sure you didn’t just mishear someone calling Nome a fuckwit? It’s an easy mistake to make
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Jessica….JESSICA?? Where are you Jessica???
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He’s right you know, he DOES know words… he has the BEST words
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I don’t believe any one around him understands any of those things either tho
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
So if the US has more oil than it needs, then it doesn’t need Canada’s oil, which also means they can sell it to other countries that are their friend, like say Australia… I mean Donald did say we are on our own and to go get it.. so why does that mean we have to get it from Iran?
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If you believe in god and have the faith you say you do…. You do know that lying is against god… you do know that don’t you? So when you say you will create stories so media pays attention like oh I dunno, they are eating the dogs and cats… you know you will go to hell don’t you?
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Don’t you have to be this tall to ride?
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Don’t you have to be this tall to ride?
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Dear Lord, please give us the strength to rain death and destruction on every man, woman and child living in Iran…. Can I get an AMEN!!!!! YEAH!!! Now let’s go and KILL!!!! Wwooooooohoooo
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
How pathetically sad must this cuck be when his wife would rather have sex with Trump than with him.
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
“I read more than you” “No I read more than you” “I read a infinity times more than you do”
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I don’t know how hard it would be to ask the head of prisons, “who said to move her?”…. How hard is that? They give a name… there’s the investigation done… I’ll do it if you like
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Won’t all those ICE workers get restless having to help people rather than bash or shoot them?
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Why isn’t America bombing North Korea? They say death to America, they have nukes, they have terrible human rights records, they are a rogue state and support terrorism…. Is it because Netanyahu isn’t threatened by North Korea?
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Why does whether or not she is familiar with that flyer have anything to do if she thinks it’s right or wrong? It’s only wrong if she looks into it and can’t see any legal problem for trump?
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
So just so you all understand, we are suffering, but overseas are suffering more, thanks to us… sooooo can you come and help us now??
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
He’s the perfect candidate then.
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It was a staffer!!!
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Can't all the news services he is accusing of posting fake stories just collectively say "it was a staffer"? Seems to work
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
its Schrödinger’s Strait of Hormuz, its both open and closed…. well it would be, if it was open, and not closed…. Owww my freakin brain!!!!
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Why does he even call himself a Democrat?
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
That “laser” missed Iran holding the cards in the strait…. That’s some focused laser
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
So it would make sense before you go to war… sorry…. Conflict, that you look at all things that could become a problem and prepare some sort of contingency if that happens right? So surely this admin knew that Iran would close the strait and counter that problem…. Surely…. SURELY!!!!!
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
That door would be open right now if it wasn’t closed….
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The head of Ticketmaster-live nation must have had a burn book.
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
So Newsom can’t read, he is still a much better orator of the cuff than that orange buffoon is when he is reading from an autocue!!
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
That’s so not true… it empties into Millers mouth, into Hegseths mouth, into Vance’s mouth, into Gabbards mouth, into Johnson’s mouth, into Patels mouth, into Leavitts mouth, into Mullins mouth, into Grahams mouth…. Oh it empties into soooo many mouths
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Ah the old “staffer did it” trick…. Same one that posted the Obama monkey video? What WAS that persons name? Did we ever find out? Was their initials Donald J Trump?
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
On January 28 this year the FBI seized ballots, among other things, from Fulton county to investigate election fraud….. if it was soooo obvious the election was stolen, why have they not shown that proof yet, and now gone to another state to find “proof”? I thought it was obvious fraud.
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
every drone sold comes with a Trump phone... order now
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monkeydude5.bsky.social @monkeydude5.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Didn't 60 Minutes get sued for editing a Kamala interview. It didn't change the context of her answer but was deemed election interference.... where as this ABSOLUTELY changes context....lawyer up bitches!!!!
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