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@monkeybutter.bsky.social
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Ok, no more DMs now. There's a small percentage that are normal but the rest are a mixture of spam and just plain weird.

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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 6h
Guy you found crowbar-ing your shed door open at midnight says he thought about your accusations for a moment but turns out was in fact tucked up in bed at home all night.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It feels like sharing a house with people who nominated a shit builder to knock part of the house down & rebuild it. And the person who deals with the finances tiptoeing around the reason we're all cold & wet, talking about maybe buying some tarps & umbrellas, but not googling a reputable builder.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It feels like so many of us are eagerly awaiting progress but can't see anything actually materialising. Or even beginning. I'd like to think something good is going to happen but I am stifling my optimism until I know more, because having hope ruined feels horrible.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Either he's really bad at planning or he's had a legal defence that doesn't want to touch this.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'Well, I'm leaving the search party and going home if I'm not allowed to have the big torch' vibes.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had a 20 year old knackered Toyota and found on the online checker that my car was fine. I can't imagine what he got about in.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
when the rich Do Crimes
3 panel comic

Panel 1
Fully Gold Guy and Blue Guy. 
Blue Guy: Sir you have broken the law

Panel 2:
Blue Guy: Time to FACE THE CONSEQUENCES 

Panel 3:
Gold Guy: Nah
Blue Guy, Shrivelling like a cowardly dog: okey
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
...is casting doubt on whether he is legitimately claiming. He offered no explanation to what he meant & it looks like he accidentally did a tory trope in a very public way to some guy's face after he told him his issues had made him suicidal. So he just shouted that he put words in his mouth.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The quote is best I can get from memory because that video has now been deleted off YouTube. Several people noticed this because Dale got really angry that the 2nd caller responded to this by pointing out that this is a terrible take, that just because he is on a phone call with the radio he...
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
... neurodivergence who came on to explain how bad a take that was. They argued about figures which got Dale quite angry & he began saying in response to the 2nd caller saying he'd love to work but because of the system he is unable, 'Why can't you work? You're able to talk on the radio, I mean...'
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There was a video on YouTube last night from Iain Dale's LBC show where he was talking about the welfare system. It began with a call from a man who ultimately wanted to scrap PIP although Iain initially agreed with what he had to say. Next came a caller who had complex mental health issues and...
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AnneMc #FBPE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🩵 @boof64.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
👏👏👏👏
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We had a union flag that we put out on occasions. My partner actually went out once with it tied around his neck like a cape, which would today be eerily similar to how the rw now does. It was cheered & the feelings were so positive about it. We don't put it out anymore. Our area has enough flags.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't even know how this idea of restricting what welfare can be spent on could even be workable. Although in a similar spirit to the idea I am massively in favour of enforcing the gains from tax breaks for big corporations to be significantly trickled down like we're told it's supposed to.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's what I thought
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Course he is. It's become a career for the little idiot now hasn't it. 1. Break the law 2. Ask for donations 3. Get donations for defence 4. Plead guilty anyway 5. Sniff & gamble 6. Become 'political prisoner' 7. Repeat
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😂
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's the kind of thing I'd feel confident enough to be alarmed that someone is having an episode of some sort, and attempt to guide them back to their family or facility. Slowly and loudly asking "are you alright love?"
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You know it's not going great when Yaxley Lennon's giving you the old thumbs up.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In a time where it's actually rather easy to ask questions and receive answers about topics one may not be knowledgeable of, there's still people who don't even seem to bother. Yet still feel as though they have enough information with which to shit on people from their public platform anyway.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Going high when they go low is only something that can work if the ones going low have the capacity to feel shame or remorse. Doing something out of character and need a gentle nudge back to a default that's kinder. This is absolutely NOT one of those times. You get in there & fix that shit.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Even without the trump stuff, this guy happily platformed Rupert Lowe recently and sat while he said some of the dumbest far right bilge while being all 'oh man that's crazy'. Let him get away with calling Dunblane a single murder when the reality was so much more grotesque. No way he can say that
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Also, does this mean that if we send people seeking asylum to Piddington we technically will have successfully deported them? Have they accidentally become the new Rwanda scheme?
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now they've made their choice they really ought to stay out of our country's business. Coming over here and not even integrating, it's just not right is it.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He definitely meant HE was finished, not the country. It was always about shielding him from consequences.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They live in a false reality they have built around themselves…..
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Heisenberg Walter White: You're Goddamn Right
ALT: Heisenberg Walter White: You're Goddamn Right
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
simple things led to me almost losing my life. So Streeting & everyone like him in gov can absolutely go fuck themselves if they want to minimise this in exchange for making people already doing well, do even better. I don't tell others because now I have to explain more & risk not being believed.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
other than my partner because of shitheads like Streeting and channel 4 putting out info telling the public that it's apparently easy to get diagnosed. I had to provide plenty of info and sit for a good while discussing it before the outcome I got. The frustration of not knowing why I couldn't do
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
which initially I was sceptical about. But after a rigorous process and discovering that I've been using a shit ton of energy to disguise the fact that I'm dealing with it, it was found that this is ADHD. I'd been describing it to a therapist not knowing that's what it was. But I haven't told anyone
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've finally got a diagnosis for ADHD after decades of trying to work out wtf is going on with me. Difficulty was that I didn't present it in the way people typically associate with it. But it's definitely there! It was after one of many therapy sessions that it was suggested I get an assessment...
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Peter Cook: Brexorcist in Chief: Reboot Britain @brexitrage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hit me with your walking stick, hit me, hit me Pl like, share and subscribe www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG33...
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Hit me with your Reform stick - Ian Dury Parody
YouTube video by Peter Cook
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Always working for those who have more already.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Reform UK is quite a business model. Promise shady wealthy people you'll make them wealthier in return for their substantial investment.
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Quiet Majority @majorityquiet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We loved this so much we just had to put English subtitles on it, apologies to the French speakers for our translation. But this is what it would look like here in the UK if Farage or Lowe or another of their ilk got their own way.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They are very probably the same people who wanted to run over environmental protesters that held up traffic.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sounds a little bit like DEI to me. Financially lifting someone so that they can have equality in the system. I'm sure they'd hate that, right?...
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
without having these people putting them out on their platforms for their viewers to mock & abuse. The public shouldn't be props or abused like this. Capturing vulnerable people at their worst times for personal gain should be stopped. The capacity for harm is huge & not justifiable in any way.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So called 'auditors' often prove to be little more than agitators for content. Delighting in causing conflict or being confrontational, using members of the public/workers as props to make money for themselves. The more they're able to gain from this, the more they do. People have enough going on..
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Clacton got exactly what it voted for didn't it.
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Ilikecaketoo (UK) @ilikecaketoo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Disgraceful that the RNLI have to say this today, but here we are 😞. If you would like to donate👇🏻. rnli.org/support-us/g... #RNLI #RNLISavesLives
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I began donating regularly from the time they started receiving hate before, but I think it's time for me to increase it.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imagine signing up for something under the guise of 'saving our cuntry'. Tales of manning the shores in an army-type set up to 'protect the wimmins', and early on your mission is to stand behind a coked up guy pacing up and down outside a newspaper office while he demands a new house for his mum.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just yesterday I discussed the purchase of a bottle of champagne for those exact celebratory purposes. It's getting opened whether it's morning, midday or evening. Fucking wake me up if it's 2am for it, I'd be mad if I wasn't up for that.
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
'Customer service? Yeah I'd like a refund please. The ones you sent were just doughy and wet.'
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monkeybutter.bsky.social @monkeybutter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
To feel like a man. Feel like they've bonded over something even something this ugly. To feel strong in a group because they probably feel ineffective & weak alone in their lives. The boats thing is largely just an easy vehicle with which to achieve a personal boost to a damaged & fragile ego.
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