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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean, they say that's what they want to do in Project 2025. thefulcrum.us/governance-l...
Trump administration economist Paul Winfree, writes that the Fed should be replaced by a return to a system of so-called “free banking,” where banks are free to issue their own paper currency (banknotes) and would not be subject to any special regulations beyond those applicable to most enterprises.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this could work.
The cover for Alan Wake Remastered with Alan Wake standing with a gun in his hand in some fog. The cover box for The Americans with Elizabeth and Phillip holding guns over their hearts in a Russian Propaganda style.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lestat is manic and shirtless as he yells cabbage cabbage cabbage into his phone.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pug Petunia smelling the petunias in my garden
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So close to being done with this project. 29 Guardians done. I have three support platforms to paint but I will need to print one, and one last Guardian. I have assembled and painted these models at least three times. I will be so happy to have them done. #paintingminatures #paintedwarhammer
Three lines of Guardians on a stepped platform painted with magenta helmets, turquoise armour, and yellow -green accents. Their bases are dessert brown with crystals.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Finished ten Guardians. Six more Guardians need their rims painted. The last 14 Guardians are painted and off the painting handles. I only broke the toes off three. I will have to figure out how to hide those. Twelve bases are finished and two are in the works. #paintingwarhammer #paintingminatures
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is my Miss Petunia smelling the petunias.
A pug sniffing a purple Petunia.A pug sniffing a purple Petunia.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only)
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Skeletor laying on his side with text above his said stating, "Punishable by fine means legal for a price". Bottom image is Skeletor leaving with text, "until we meet again"
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Here are my 2nd edition metal Wraithguard I painted last year.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm still working on my Guardian battlehost. I'm painting 19 guardians at once. Underpainting, base coats, oil wash and gems are done. Next is the gun, painting all the yellow green bits, and some final highlights. Testing basing too. #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #paintingminatures
Eldar guardian with blue armor and sparkly magenta helmet and shoulder pads. There is a angled crystal on the base. Eldar guardian with blue armor and sparkly magenta helmet and shoulder pads. Eldar guardian with blue armor and sparkly magenta helmet and shoulder pads. 19 Eldar guardiana with blue armor and sparkly magenta helmet and shoulder pads.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Just give me rules and expanded lore for Amallyn Shadowguide from Blackstone Fortress. You're already giving me Ambull and The Archivist. You can do it GW.
Amallyn Shadowguide from Blackstone Fortress. An amazing detailed ranger in Biel Tan green and white.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If you put wire grating in your pots/ beds, it will mostly keep the squirrels out.
A rectangular raised bed with beats and carrots growing. There is a metal lattice down to prevent digging.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I always make siphon brew. It comes out the smoothest without any muck.
Hario siphon coffee maker.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
China isn't holding back.
Picture of Chinese juice box vape.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Come on Illinois. You can do it Pritzker.
A district map of Illinois showing all the districts connected to Chicago.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this repost a dance, or you will be extinguished.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nice! I've done that too. I mix it directly in with glaze medium and ink.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Louis C. K. Looking like shit
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If you see this, post something pink
A pink and Turquoise 1st edition death jester. A pink and turquoise Shadowseer. Five Harlequins in turquoise and pink. Sparkly pink and blue guardian.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I always remember the movie The Stoned Age when I hear Don't Fear the Reaper. Maybe the gnarly eyeball is a formidable experience for X'ers.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Painted up two Dire Avenger Exarchs so I have a full Blades of Khaine Kill Team. I also finished another 4 Guardians to complete my first squad. I'm still planning on how to paint the support platform and bases. #killteam #warhammerpainting #paintingminatures #aeldari #warhammercommunity
Two Dire Avengers. One of the older models with a white helmet and a yellow and black mohawk. Also, a new Exarch model with a blue helmet and a mohawk with yellow and white stripes. Two Dire Avengers. One of the older models with a white helmet and a yellow and black mohawk. Also, a new Exarch model with a blue helmet and a mohawk with yellow and white stripes. 10 Guardians with sparkly magenta helmets and shoulders and blue armour. Four Guardians with sparkly magenta helmets and shoulders and blue armour.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Here's your teleportation device.
A bottle of Patron.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Perfection
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
He conflates being gay with pedophilia in this song.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The song is about how Brian is a pedophile. He's conflating gay with pedophilia.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I support him winning this case but he's not a great guy. I don't think he means flag in this song. He's conflating flag with pedophilia.
A video from Afroman's channel titled Brian Newlund is a flag.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Remember this?
A bunch of maga chuds wearing diapers.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
James Bond did it first.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Finished my first six Guardians, 34 more to go. It's nice to see my vision realized after all the planning. Now I know how I want to finish the rest. I'm still thinking about the bases. #warhammer #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #40k #aeldari #minaturepainting #workinprogress #wip
Five Guardians painted in blue armour with sparkly magenta helmets and shoulder pads. They hold wraithbone Shurkien rifles with a blue strip down the top and a violet gem on the body. There have neon green eyes and accents. A Guardians painted in blue armour with sparkly magenta helmet and shoulder pads. He holds a wraithbone Shurkien rifle with a blue strip down the top and a violet gem on the body. There are neon green accents. A Guardian painted in blue armour with sparkly magenta helmet and shoulder pads. They hold a wraithbone Shurkien rifle with a blue strip down the top and a violet gem on the body. There have neon green eyes and accents. A Guardian painted in blue armour with sparkly magenta helmet and shoulder pads. They hold a wraithbone Shurkien rifle with a blue strip down the top and a violet gem on the body. They have neon green eyes and accents.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I played a practice game of doubles Kill Team Monday. It was my Void Dancer's partnered with the Wrecka Crew vs two Angels of Death teams. We played Volkus on one side and Tomb World on the other. Got my but kicked but every game is a learning experience. #killteam #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity
My Shadowseer is all alone in the vantage point on Volkus while the Angels of Death Legion of the Damned encroach on the objective markers. My Harlequins are crowded in the lower left Volkus ruins as the Angels of Death Legion of the Damned get positioned. The Wrecka Krew are taking missile shots across the Tomb World at the other Angels of Death team. Good shot of the full doubles boards with the Volkus setup next to the Tomb World. Setup for our doubles Kill Team training. My magenta and turquoise Harlequins are lined up on the Volkus side. My teammate's Wrecka Krew are lined up on the Tomb World side.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I was just thinking about this scene recently. As a kid I didn't get it but now as an adult I understand. It's the ones that run in fear from themselves that can never face who they are and never deal with their ineptitudes.
Scene from The Neverending Story where Atreyu has to face himself. He is in a frost covered land facing himself in an icicle covered mirror.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I was able to get turquoise and magenta ink on these 5. I added sparkly nail powder to the magenta. I finished them off with a blue oil wash. Just details and highlights now. Post 2/2 #wipwednesday #warhammer40k #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Back of the Guardian. The blue wash brings out the purple underpainting.Front of the Guardian with blue oil wash on underpainted purple shadows and blue highlights. Five Guardians painted with underpainted purple shadows and blue highlights. I used turquoise ink and magenta on top. I added a sparkly nail powder to the magenta then used a blue oil wash on the turquoise.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Productive airbrushing weekend. I got 30 Guardiansb and 10 Storm Guardians underpainted with purple shadows and blue highlights. Post 1/2 #wipwednesday #warhammer40k #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
Three test Guardian models. The left most model is underpainted with purple shadows and blue highlights. The middle model has red shadows and green highlights. The model on the right has orange shadows and green highlights. All of them have painted with turquoise ink on the armor with the helmet and shoulders in magenta sparkly ink. Three test Guardian models. The left most model is underpainted with purple shadows and blue highlights. The middle model has red shadows and green highlights. The model on the right has orange shadows and green highlights. All of them have painted with turquoise ink on the armor with the helmet and shoulders in magenta sparkly ink. A Guardian artillery model with purple shadows and blue highlights for underpainting. A box full of Guardians underpainted in purple shadows and blue highlights.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Moving forward with my craftworld army. I primed all the guardians, Dire Avengers, and War Walkers. I also completed 10 Dark Reapers, and 5 Swooping Hawks. Looking forward to airbrushing this weekend. #wipwednesday #minaturepainting #warhammer40000 #aeldari
A box with no top holding several miniatures attached to strips of cardboard. All the miniatures are primed black. A box with no top holding several miniatures attached to strips of cardboard. All the miniatures are primed black. A box with no top holding several miniatures attached to strips of cardboard. All the miniatures are primed black.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
A picture of Harvest Snaps lightly salted.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
@stopicenet.bsky.social Did you guys get hacked or is this a spoof? I am seeing reports from Twitter that you have been hacked but it's untrustworthy. If it's a spoof, it's a good way to get people to block your number.
Two text messages from (877)322-2299 that read, "Your information has been compromised and sent to the authorities. Sherman Austin is not to be trusted and is a terrible coder"
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Trump supporters are losers who failed at life.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Working on my Guardian Battlehost. I have been assembling 33 Guardians, 10 Storm Guardians, 6 Dire Avengers, 2 War Walkers, Asuremen, Eldar Ulthran, and Maugan Ra for two months. My compressor freaks out my dog so I need to do batches. #WIPWednesday #WarhammerPainting #WarhammerComunity #minatures
Several rows of plastic Aeldari Guardians, Storm Guardians, and Dire Avengers on cardboard strips with Maugan Ra, Asuremen, and Eldrad.Two built Aeldari War Walkers. Several rows of plastic Aeldari Storm Guardians on cardboard strips with Maugan Ra, Asuremen, and Eldrad.Several rows of plastic Aeldari Guardians, Storm Guardians, and Dire Avengers on cardboard strips with Maugan Ra, Asuremen, and Eldar.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I played my first game of Kill Team last night. I've been working towards this for most of 2025. The guys I was playing with were great and walked me through everything. What a great community we have out here in Chicago. #killteam #warhamner40k #Harkequins #wrecka #minipainting
Kill Team Volkus map. Magenta and blue Harlequins arranged around various terrain versus the wreckas.Kill Team Volkus map. Magenta and blue Harlequins arranged around various terrain versus the wreckas.Harlequin in magenta and blue vs a large nob wrecka.Kill Team Volkus map. Magenta and blue Harlequins arranged around various terrain versus the wreckas.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Finished a Death Jester and a Shodowseer for my Harlequin Kill Team. Tried an oil wash for the first time on these. Pretty happy with how they turned out. #warhammer #warhammerpainting #minatures #nerdling
Eldar Shadowseer painted in Magenta and turquoise with the backpack painted like wraithbone. Eldar Shadowseer painted in Magenta and turquoise with the backpack painted like wraithboneEldar Death Jester painted in Magenta and turquoise.Eldar Death Jester painted in Magenta and turquoise
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Just about done with this #wipwednesday squad of Harlequins. Just some dry brushing on the sand and cleaning up the highlights a bit. I might use some nail stamps on the jackets as well. #paintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #paintingminis #warhammer40k #warhammer
Squad of Harlequin painted in magenta and turquoise with gold accents. The bases are dessert style with stones and skulls. The ruins they are jumping off of glow with purple OSL.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Love your colors. They remind me of the 90's Toxic Avenger toys. My brother and I used to collect them as kids.
All th 90's Toxic Avengers toys on a black backdrop.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
2/2 WIP Wednesday. What do you think? I’m open to suggestions. #paintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #paintingminis #warhammer40k #warhammer
A harlequin painted in magenta and turquoise with gold weapons and mask leaping off ruins.A harlequin painted in magenta and turquoise with gold weapons and mask leaping off ruins.
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Monkeybones @monkeybones.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
1/2 WIP Wednesday. I was able to get the highlights done on the Halequin troupe this weekend. Now I just have to finish the bases. I may have used too opaque of paints. I’m leaning and trying new techniques. #paintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity #paintingminis #warhammer40k #warhammer
A harlequin painted in turquoise and magenta with gold weapons and mask leaping off ruins. A harlequin painted in magenta and turquoise with gold weapons and mask leaping off ruins. A harlequin painted in magenta and turquoise with gold weapons and mask leaping off ruins. A harlequin painted in magenta and turquoise with gold weapons and mask leaping off ruins.
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