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A Monitor Lizard

@monitorlizard.bsky.social
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Reptile. Socialist. Green Party voter. Marathon Runner How strange it is to be anything at all.

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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
To believe this shit that Bill Pencil is spreading you would have to believe that it’s just a funny coincidence that the same people taking millions of dollars from AIPAC also happen to suddenly be OK with burning children alive in their hospital beds.
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Meanwhile, “happening in the ground”.
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
According to Will Stancil this sort of thing is just the normal sort of stuff that happens in a “war”. Nothing special to see here. No reason our government shouldn’t be paid off to help arm and fund it.
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Will Stancil: the economy is awesome. CBS: Will Stancil is a dumb a-hole. Will Stancil: see, I was right!
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Yesterday Zelensky met directly with the people in charge of US foreign policy. The arms manufacturers.
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
Hey poors; What y’all doing with all this extra money Claudia says you have?
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
That look you get on your face when you just creamed in your pants thinking about dead Palestinian children.
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
In this scene from Terrifier 2 the medical examiner is being killed in the morgue but luckily he has a copy of Taylor’s Family Medicine which comes in very handy in the morgue when someone wakes up from death with a kidney stone or a plantar wart.
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
El Duce from the Mentors got hit by a train. That shit had to hurt.
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
As a former punk rock singer and current medical provider I can tell you the first thing they teach us is: "You gotta keep em ventilated":
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Vermont maple syrup is not made the way you think it’s made.
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
This you?
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Reskeet with a photo where you're looking like a snack.
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Post a photo where you accidentally look a bit dramatic.
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
I have a Savannah shirt I feel the same way about.
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Advertise your account with just one image.
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A Monitor Lizard @monitorlizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
I like big bugs and I cannot lie.
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