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Monday McGee

@mondaymcgee.bsky.social
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Crafter, LARPer, anxious bean, nonprofit human.

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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tarot says the polls are bullshit. Get your ass out there and vote.
A single tarot card from the Rider Waite Smith deck — The Fool, Reversed
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have the same kind of problem when people use “LARPing” to describe people impersonating ICE agents or something. I just want to find more friends to dress up and play wizards with.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1) this is very good 2) polling is not voting, we gotta get out there and make it happen for real
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But like, a slightly uncannily handsome white boy who looks good with shirtsleeves rolled up and no tie, like he might jump in a fighter jet to save the world from aliens at any moment.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Unironically I think it is because he looks and sounds like Bill Pullman in Independence Day. If you don’t pay much attention to politics beyond vibes and social media clips he seems like exactly the kind of guy you should vote for.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy birthday to granny from San Francisco!
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yep. If we can’t have sports without being shitty to trans people, then we don’t deserve to have sports.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Also watch this.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just watch it.
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So yes, the people who do the accounting and stock management, which is what writing was invented for, worry about consistency, and you really mustn't let that way of thinking prevent you from being able to tell a good story.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
She teaches geometry though.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Okay, I’m two episodes in and this is delightful. It’s like Leverage, if the only character was Eliot and also he was a foot taller and Sherlock Holmes and a hobo. Season-long story, not procedural though.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It was a Taco Bell Crunchwrap.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My partner works at a fancy restaurant and sometimes they will do the server patter for trash food and it gets me every time. “Ma’am, we have for you tonight our tortilla served two ways, origami folded and lightly grilled, with seasoned ground beef, fresh local produce, and our housemade salsa.”
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love that! I’m in a place where eating takeout or a frozen meal at more or less the correct mealtimes is a win, but placemat and/or cute mug feel like very attainable upgrades!
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As someone with some mental health related eating issues, I am now inspired to get a cute placemat.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I was just thinking that, though I obviously don’t miss the pain, I do sort of miss needing my cane because it was a dope accessory. Maybe this is my sign to take it out for a spin again.
A blue and silver floral cane that has been adorned with rows of black punk-style spikes.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
But doesn’t expected value only apply to the average of many coin flips? Assuming I only get one flip ever, there’s no outcome where I get the statistical expected value of 500k. I get either 1 mil or nothing.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’d take the settlement and I said as much in the thread. I’ve been involved in litigation over an estate and it was awful. A million bucks isn’t worth the months and months of stress and misery.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Also, how much stress and drama is this court case going to bring into my life? How much of my time is it going to eat up?
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yeah, math barely even factors in for me. A protracted legal battle with a shitty relative and/or scammer is both expensive and enormously stressful. I want nothing to do with that.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
As someone with a lifelong anxiety disorder, I can confirm that it certainly the fuck does.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If only there was some kind of opposition party that could do something about it.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I either love or hate this idea, dependent entirely upon how big those hexagons are.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hey now, that’s not fair. We’ll also remember his steadfast opposition to the rights of women, queer people, immigrants, and people who need healthcare.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*lol not really though
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To lose one Republican senator may be regarded as a misfortune*. To lose probably at least two but honestly who knows at this point, looks like carelessness. -Oscar Wilde
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I think it’s because there’s more characters in civilian clothing, which shows more what looked cool to audiences at the time it was made than the uniforms do.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If the gross electrolyte drink tastes good, it means you’re dehydrated. Alternately, pickle juice has good electrolytes if you don’t like sweet things.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
If it’s not too humid, evaporative cooling is your friend. A cool, wet bandana on your neck or some water misted on your skin are great, especially if you can get some airflow on you. Repeat often! Also, don’t sleep on hand fans. The big clacky ones are best for moving a lot of air.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I consider the core part of those stores to be the fitting service. The fact that you can also buy the shoes there is secondary, and I view any extra cost for the shoes over buying online as paying for that service.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Cheese. It is made of milk, which is gross, and it has gone bad, which is worse.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A blockbuster version of that Polish LARP about the inhabitants of a trailer park on the 4th of July.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Update: it became this:
A linocut of a tarot card — the Ace of Jorts — showing the reversed stamp and the resulting image
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
As long as you can get gauge, you should be fine.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
He may not be a Nazi, but at best he’s a dipshit who thought it would be a good idea to run for office with a Nazi tattoo on his chest.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Happy birthday, you pedophile war criminal piece of shit.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Same, San Andreas and San Jacinto faults. Same.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’m going to bed, but I’ll be up at 6am. Do we think they’ll still be building scaffolding?
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
An image of the iPhone notes app in which the note reads “ace of jorts”
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I mean fair. I bet they’re fantastic though.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I wouldn’t buy bitters from anyone without a handlebar moustache , tbh.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’ve never been happier to be too poor to travel abroad.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Who the fuck is out there putting mayo on a burrito?
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Gotta love getting to choose between breathing and sleeping.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It was licking the guns for me. Took me ages to realize I’m bi, I needed something not even close to subtle.
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Monday McGee @mondaymcgee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The first one I actually fully understood as a crush was Kate McKinnon in Ghostbusters. In retrospect, Melissa Joan Hart in Clarissa Explains it All is the first one I can recall.
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