mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Would have loved a democratic candidate scandal to just be “look, she made all those boys start kissing.” Instead of…you know…dumb hell we live in now. 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 21/04/2026“psst, want to see a goldfinch?” **opens trenchcoat to reveal many purple coneflower plants** 0150
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 13/04/2026countless 4 year olds wants in on this 020
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Goes harder against Twitch streamers than the people with actual power 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 29/03/2026…like…we have plenty of elitist dipshits here in the middle as well 020
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 06/03/2026These guys still chasing the white moderate to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory 020
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 21/02/2026When you do drugs on a volcano, it’s crackatoa. 060
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 20/02/2026love the opposition party of “roll over and show the enemy my tummy” 020
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Drew this of my dog during fireworks some past July 4, but honestly just kinda fits my vibe these days. 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 04/01/2026overextending empire always goes really well 110
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 01/01/2026BREAKING: Eric Adams sucked back into the haunted hot dog cart he escaped from. 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 27/12/2025The only way to get Magical Mr Mistoffolees is to assassinate your husband. 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 26/12/2025This is, for reasons unknown, my 4-year-old’s favorite spirit. 070
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Gotta go big with it. “I’m sorry, have you heard of the Verrazzano bridge? Well this is my friend, Giovanni da Verrazzano. That bridge was NAMED after them. Yeah, THAT Verrazzano. Explorer. Died in 1528. You lose THEIR stuff???? Are you kidding me???” 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Help, my parents filled their house with Alexa and they yell at it all day and it often gets things wrong, so they yell louder and this just can’t be more convenient?? 120
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Turns out all these dudes are like sharks, you just gotta boop em on the nose. 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 18/12/2025media.tenor.coma man standing in front of a monster with the words " it 's afraid " above himALT: a man standing in front of a monster with the words " it 's afraid " above him 0140
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Just imagining these dudes constantly yelling “I’M THE ELDEST BOY!” 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Atlantic becoming “Oops, all Chattertons.” 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 07/12/2025This is how we get jobs now. I watched Ben Hur on an ipod nano. I am a director of photography. Please hire me. 010
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Reading this pushed the actual name of the holiday so far out of my brain, it was a struggle to recall. 180
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 18/11/2025can we get Chris Cillizza in here and just have every terrible journalist with a silly name? 0101
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 17/11/2025“GET IT???? IT IS BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS KAT, I AM VERY FUNNY.” 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 17/11/2025“IT COULD COME IN THE FORM OF A CHILD’S WISH” 010
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Tinkerbell him. Resurrected by the applause of children. 010
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 08/11/2025When you read Atlas Shrugged too many times… 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 06/11/2025If the sandwich hit, you must acquit. 0141
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Suits that make ya just wanna curse the batman 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 06/11/2025“I know I say democrats are all baby-killing demons who need to be dropped out of helicopters, but this is unconscionable.” 0280
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 02/11/2025(Me seeing Dodgers trending) All u fuckin bandwagoners bet u don’t even wander into traffic and jump out of the way of moving vehicles. 010
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 02/11/2025we out here makin proton packs out of trash and painting their ghosts 010
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Man, I forget how the roaring 20s and Gatsby ended. Probably in a pretty cool and fun way. Probably. 140
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 31/10/2025First day on the job I promise to put in my notice immediately 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Fort Campbell does low-flying night training missions with their helis over Nashville neighborhoods. Shakes the house, feels dystopian. 030
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Gavin Newsom should have this Gavin Newsom on his show 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 22/10/2025buddy here on the Oregon Trail we can do that for you 010
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 22/10/2025WHO DOESN’T LOVE A TRAI…oh shit me too 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 21/10/2025So many tattoo artists after unite the right offering to cover up nazi and confederate shit if you were ashamed of it. If bro made it past that without getting wise, he belongs out amongst the oysters and not in DC. 0170
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Getting a lot of their attention for a nobody 000
mondaybear.bsky.social @mondaybear.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Mine had a similar wish a couple of weeks ago and I just kinda missed how often they were rippin cigs while doing everything throughout the movie when I was a kid??? Cigarettes just clinging from Venkman’s bottom lip with a prayer while trapping ghosts. 000
