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solo sikoa's defense attorney

@momoaz.bsky.social
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one of those annoying old school joshi elitist, professional solo sikoa apologist, momo watanabe violence fanclub president and thekla enjoyer. toy collector.

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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
going to nwa and tna shows bc theyre near enough but still no aew shows, and the car breaking down right before i could see yuka sakazaki and TWO appearances from hazuki is so evil and i refuse to ever believe in any deity under such circumstances. i can not speak gospel of such cruelty.
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We miss you We love you Tonight is for you #AEWDynamite is live on TBS and HBO Max
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
people who are still exposed to lead in their affordable 70s built home that was just re-painted over and are always sick bc they never wear a mask and keep exposing themselves to covid: "lol boomer lead poison brain"
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i as someone born in 1987 am not relating to someone born in 1981 or 1996 those are very large cultural gaps star sign zodiacs are more reliable than the 'this demographic of people would most likely buy this product' testing feedback
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
whenever people describe millennials its for some reason always specifically white hipsters of the 2010s that even people at the time made fun of like ok sure man
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"generations" are just a nonsense marketing scam and i wish everyone would fucking let it GO already. everyones humor is as cringe as a millennials. everyone zoomer dead stares if asked stupid things at their retail job. lead exposure poisoning didnt end with boomers. shut uuuup none of its reeeeal
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i just remembered the guy in my high school, who also rode my bus, and would carry a guitar with him everywhere singing the twangiest country music. we all collectively told him to shut the fuck up one ass early morning on the bus. yeah, i know i hate country music lmaooo.
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i know what country sounds like! my mama liked playing it loudly in the house! thats how i know! i also dont like 2000s alt rock where everyone sings with a gruff, grumbling eddie vedder voice.
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i love when discourse around country music has defenders like 'you just hate the stereotypical image associated with it, its classism' or whatever. girl. im white, ive never been outside the south, im poor and missing multiple teeth. my mama listens to country. i just dont like country lmao.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you dont actually care, you do not. a lot of people that drag her name up do not, thats one of the reasons when you talk about her you never mention arisa hoshiki. dont speak her name, just choke.
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wrestling fans that dont even watch or care about joshi love bringing up hana kimuras name if you say so much as the least critical thing about a wrestler they like (and ignore that the hate she got was from fans of the reality show). leave her the fuck alone. choke.
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
often when im watching wrestling, there will be one match in particular im excited for, but when its finally on my eyes get heavy and im fighting not to nod off and im like wow maybe i need to nap after this but im usually, a bit tired still but able to keep my eyes open after. hey, body: the fuck?
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i just tweeted about how this was one of many books a neighbor gave me some time back and its the first thing i see when i come here. this book is terrorizing me 😭
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
im engaging with 2000s yaoi manga the exact same way i do with stargate in that im having fun in how much it pisses me off lmaoooo i love to complain about everything wrong with a media so much
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
deciding to pick up a stack of physical 2000s yaoi manga to read through was such a bad idea i think ive become addicted to it pissing me off and yelling at how shit the story, writing and characters are as i continue to keep turning page after page despite myself oh no
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i wish humanity could survive just to see how well people on wrestling commentary trying to verbally describe internet meme gifs as reactions will age in time
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
but most of all 3) holy shit the series "yellow"(by makoto tateno) is literally just "fake" (by sanami matoh) lmaooo its the same fucking thing again just worse im howling
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
out of bored i decided to go through this big stack of 2000s yaoi manga that was in a bag to get rid of, most of it being from a friend in high school that needed me to hide it from her mom, and 1) jesus christ theyre shit 2) makoto tateno is my enemy now
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
anyway still wishing violence and misery on everyone who thinks cats "thrive" outdoors. youre stupid and i dont like you. <3
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
whenever one of the stray cats i tend to go missing, i assume the worst but still keep checking for them just in case, but with cowboy it feels like i failed him. and right when a woman on my street saw him and said she wanted to rescue him, i was so happy.
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
biggest pops of the night: a woman with als who the night is dedicated to rolling out in her wheelchair to help in a match. and a man waking off his pants. god i love wrestling.
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rebel brings out the glove for Britt Baker as the D.M.D looks to secure the win! #AEWDynamite Rebel Heart is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 10/09/2026
Such a special moment between Britt Baker and Rebel.
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
BRANDI GET IN THERE
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
let my oedo tai legend brandi rhodes beat randy ortons ass
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my age showed in gasping "tlc" at jade and crews gear
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ideally they needed to have bronson take out logan and theory too bc why was the guy he agreed to betray seth and follow moping in the background of this group like an afterthought
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the bronbron boyfriends are back kill the vision we only need them
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
never wouldve guessed those books were by the same person even though they really are just the same concept of big humans looking after and befriending tiny magical beings.
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
learning now the person who wrote 'the fairy rebel' also wrote 'the indian in the cupboard' while thinking of how i always played with dolls and action figures like they were little fairy pals and how intc would be the easy go-to comparison but i think more so to rf. go figure.
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when wrestlers are like "look at all this footage i compiled" and they show these video packages is the implication they got on windows movie maker and edit it themselves or did they stand over someones shoulder going "yeah, make sure to include that clip"
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when i tried to yell this sentiment at a 2024 house show but i hadnt had a single drop of liquid in my 3 hour car ride there so i choked on half of it </3
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i planted this person with the sign in the backdown crowd
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
???
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i should not be having to block 12 people for one dorks fuckass self-ship with a side character to a 1980s boxing manga girl go to hell and keep it in a personal journal
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
people who flood a relatively inactive/small/obscure fandom tag not only with their own yumeship bullshit but get MULTIPLE friends to flood it with posts treating them like a canon couple everyone in the fandom space should all acknowledge should be sent to prison
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
wwe stays having men interrupting the womens matches. like alright man.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
watching please save my earth on youtube and good to know i can still clock older english dub voice actors. anyway, mia and yuli, you guys look a little different.
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Allan @allancheapshot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#OnThisDay in 1992: Summerslam PPV: “The British Bulldog’s gonna win, whether he wants to or not!” This girl was a savant.
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i literally always forget i saw the boogeyman (2005) in theaters with my friends until shown the bird flying into the windshield bc i slept through the entire movie and woke up EXACTLY at that moment, cried laughing and fell back asleep. all i remember from that movie. probably for the best.
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I miss when wrestlers used to look like a rich lady tried to make their ugly dog pretty
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
like oh NOW you want there to be an exception and dont like being graded on a group project, huh?
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
just funny how, americans not from red states will declare red states should suffer for how they vote, even when many say they DIDNT vote red. but tough shit, you still live there, die. but those same people, if non-americans say they hate america, putting the vote of some on the whole, they cry.
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remembering Aaliyah.... (January 16, 1979 – August 25, 2001) 💙🕊
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
iont like how much i feel like i just see people talkin about hina from stardom face being pretty idc if shes 19 how old are YOU show some id stop talkin bout my little sister like that
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
reached over and grabbed a mini moon pie wrapper to use as a temp bookmark but theyre both from tennessee so i think thats fitting enough
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solo sikoa's defense attorney @momoaz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i have my own in-home free book program where half my collection i have no idea the exact origins from which they came. we have, like, 5 dead peoples belongings shoved in a back room. i have no idea whose dolly book this was previously. it was just in my house.
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