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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things.

@momo-th0mpson.bsky.social
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🐱😈 I am Momo. I am a cat and I am magnificent! I run this blog. How, you ask? Well, I speak through my Mom. Does she know this? Eh... Sometimes? I am merely an observer of this world. A critic, even. Especially if your name rhymes with Ronald Dump.

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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🐱😈 This image isn't that far off from the truth if you stop and think about it.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🐱😈 His face froze again. Better reboot before he blue screens.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🐱😈 Why can't they record him? Afraid people will discover that this is actually just a Weekend at Bernie's bit or something???
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🐱😈 *snort* 😹 Buuurrrnnned by Lake Superior!
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🐱😈 They also conveniently forgot to show grandpa while he was taking a nap.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🐱😈 Those balloons were made to show the world the truth! Applause all around from here!
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🐱😈 Cancun Cruz covered in boos.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🐱😈 And yet, his face is not decelerating from looking very punchable.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🐱😈 I swear... Mental note for next visit. Tell nursing home staff to take away his shoe polish.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🐱😈 Sure.... Right after we change Cheeto's name to President Epstein.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🐱😈 Sure.... Just don't pay any attention to that dumpster fire he's trying to hide behind that wrinkly fat ass of his.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🐱😈Good gods! Who let grandpa have access to shoe polish?!
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🐱😈So have them dress like they're about to say, "Long live the Empire!"
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🐱😈 Wow... He counts W as a failure in his book. (Not that W was a genius, but I'll bet he didn't have to do as many cognitive tests as grandpa here does within half a year). Guess there's some real "standards" to meet here.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🐱😈 If only he took the Epstein files just as seriously as he does with his empty threats..
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🐱😈 Trying to holla at me?! Hells naw! Take him back to the dump!
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🐱😈 Ahoy! I am indeed still here. Just sparingly. Mom started reading books again. Rather than doom scrolling, she grabs her e-reader, which I'm proud of her! She also started a new job. So that's kept her busy. Does mean less time for me to speak on here, but it's all good! I ain't going anywhere.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🐱😈 First off... General FATton doesn't know a damn thing about hockey or how it works. Guarantee it. Second, he'd break his hip the second he stepped on the ice.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🐱😈 Ah, good ole grandpa! Threatening us all with a good time!
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🐱😈 'I love you kids.' Says the same guy who missed his son's wedding so he could try and stage another assassination attempt.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🐱😈 "A lot of people," huh? Is it maybe just those he's funneling bribes to? Because that makes a lot more sense than whatever reasoning he has in his dementia ridden mind.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
🐱😈 He should go on to say, "because I'm too much of a pussy to stand up to him."
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
🐱😈 If this is Nutlick's idea of "amazing" then he needs to go back to the imaginary planet that he came from.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
🐱😈..... *cough*McConnell*cough*
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
🐱😈 Well... SOMEONE has to change grandpa's Depends.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
🐱😈 He is definitely making it sound like a kegger, but knowing grandpa, he's just gonna fall asleep standing up and shit his pants within the first 5 minutes.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🐱😈 Ah, grandpa's same ole schtick, I see. Guess that means I didn't miss a damn thing while I was sleeping.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🐱😈 We should remember this whenever Vought is in the position of those children. When his life depends on that very cancer research deny his ass. Because HIS rules say it's DEI.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🐱😈 Then get to gettin', Rick. Be a shining example to all and work that seven days a week with no day off! Because we TOTALLY know that you would!
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🐱😈 Let's be honest here. I'm sure there will be ten Bingos within the first 5 seconds.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🐱😈 That's not a no!
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🐱😈 Uh-huh.... Just like he wants the full unredacted Epstein files released. Sure....
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🐱😈 I'll bet if you asked Blanche if his boss were to drop trow, bend over, and demand that he kiss that rippled orange butt on live TV, he'd say yes and do it with pride.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🐱😈 *cough*bullshit*cough*
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
🐱😈 Such a warming tribute. Throwing Bubble Wand guy right under the bus and making this all about himself.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
🐱😈 This!!
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🐱😈 Considering Cheeto Face himself actually posted this about Mueller, I'd say it's all fair game. Let'R'RIP
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🐱😈
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🐱😈 Grandpa says Bubble Wand Guy's loss will be very appreciated. So appreciate that he's gone. Got it. Now tell us about old man McConnell.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🐱😈 A moving tribute from the gas bag.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🐱😈 And then he probably went on to say, "If God doesn't like it, may he strike me down where I st-". RIP Bubble Wand Guy.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🐱😈 Ah yes. He did indeed eat his own words.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🐱😈 He might as well be referring to him as Daddy.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🐱😈..... *checks notes* Yeah, grandpa forgot his dementia meds again.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🐱😈 Sounds like grandpa forgot his hearing aids again.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🐱😈 His Daddy Putin is playing him like a fool and he's too dum to see it.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🐱😈... I thought this was the day where was salute America's Ass!
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Marvel Captain American
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🐱😈 I hope each and every one of those white supremacists smother themselves in their own sweat with under all those masks.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🐱😈 Amen, my friend.
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Momo the Magnificent, first of her name, breaker of...things. @momo-th0mpson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
🐱😈 Even grandpa learns something new every day. Now if only he could learn to actually wear his Depends every day.
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