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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
#youtuber :) youtu.be/cCeZaHRPQZM
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How Nostalgia's Ruining Creativity
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
i’m convinced that she was a mystic playing it off as a fiction writer.
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
some of y’all needa spend less time online and more time in the library.
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
i’m sure she did so i can’t even be mad about it LMAO
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
you got bigger fish to fry, so imma let you make it. bsky.app/profile/eart...
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
awl, here y’all go 🥱 bsky.app/profile/momm...
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
it’s almost as if when you post your business on a public platform, people will inevitably comment 😱
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
i was actually quite respectful. it’s not “normal” to constantly want to enhance or alter your body, and many celebrities, including her, struggle with body image issues. but “i need help” OKAY lol
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
it’s almost as if when you post your business on a public platform, people will inevitably comment 😱
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
was it unsolicited? perhaps… BUT IT WAS GENUINE AND RESPECTFUL!
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a woman wearing a mask and a name tag is standing in front of a pink sign that says personal care .
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
what they be saying about a hit dog?! 🧏🏽‍♀️
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
residing on earth is like constantly walking in hell, perpetually enveloped in gasoline-soaked shoes.
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
in 5th grade, the student-teacher said i sounded like maya angelou so tap in, i guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ youtu.be/DxaW29qxZPI?...
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Ice Spice and the Irony of Internet Fame
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
mind you, mfs was calling her botched and cattywampus
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
summer walker blocked me on her finsta because i recommended therapy instead of another bbl… this why i mind my business 🙂‍↕️
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a woman in a black bra is making a funny face with her hand on her chest .
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
LMAO, this took me back. "clean versions" were lifesavers growing up 😭
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
oh, i can tell from what little info i’ve gathered so far. you shoulda seen my damn face when them photos loaded on google 😭 i was BEWILDERED
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT LEFTY GUNPLAY WAS A BROTHA
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I FEEL YOU! i literally go back and forth between deletion and deactivation so i just opted for unfollowing the ghost of my past
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
THANK YOU! this was LONG overdue 😭
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
just unfollowed everyone from my past on instagram. is this… adulting???
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
no way! 😭
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
ice spice’s rise to in the rap game says more about us than it does her 🫥 #rap #hiphop #youtuber youtu.be/DxaW29qxZPI
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Ice Spice: The Irony of Internet Fame
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
check me out 🥸 youtu.be/DxaW29qxZPI?...
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
“dumbbitch music” is CRAZY 😭 i wanna like her, but her voice is really nasally and it just isn’t rich enough for me. i like spread thin tho!
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
am i missing something, or do y’all actually like mariah the scientist?
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
man at that point, they deserve it because we all been on the innanets too long to even FATHOM doing some dumb shit like that 😭
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
IMMENSELY!!!!
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
niggas don’t be using they upstairs head when they see fat butts which is a damn shame! them bird brain [redacted] fell for it too. that interaction DEFINITELY gave clout chaser 😷
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
IT’S BEEN 4,392 DAYS SINCE CATFISH AIRED—HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING?!?! NEV AIN’T BEEN GRINDING FOR 12 YEARS FOR US TO BE GOING OUT LIKE THIS NIE!!!!
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
💋💋💋
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
DOG IN HEAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 but one thing about that intuition, it ain’t EVER off! 👏🏽 i had to ask myself "am i the problem" because i ain’t even know that "girl", but EVERYBODY fucked with her, except for me it seemed like! 😂 but you’re definitely right!
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
if you think about the messiest person you know, 9/10 IT’S A MAN so it’s no surprise there 😭. nonetheless, you NEVER gave ugly and i was rooting for you during that whole debacle! folks just be followers fr 🙄
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
that part! her calling another black woman ugly and everyone just following suit really did it for me 🫥
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
the way some of y’all commenting and liking as if y’all weren’t dickriding "her" is comical 🫣. y’all owe @ajahsoft.bsky.social an apology
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
hey! i totally get how tiring editing can be. i’m starting to offer editing services and would love to help out—happy to do a free video so you can see if it’s a fit. let me know if you’re interested :)
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
DEANTE KYLE IS THE ONLY MAN WHO DESERVES A MIC
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
alchemy 🪔
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
took me a while to realize it wasn’t mr. baby voice. i was too confused 😭
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
glad somebody did it, cus chile it wasn’t gon be me 😂. is it like blacksky where you # something once and you remain in the feed, or do you have to hashtag each post separately?
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
yo i’ve been looking for one since i got here last week but REFUSED to make one. thank you! <3
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
@vanessanaja.com THAT’S MY GIRL!!
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
procreating is a human right, but summa yall needa keep the privates in the pants! signed - an ex childcare worker
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
aye, that’s enough to do it!
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
YOU GET IT!
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
can’t stand a yelling-ass-parent. go heal your nervous system, boo. yelling at YOUR kids ain’t the flex y’all think it is… 🫥
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
can’t spell boundaries without ARIES
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
glorilla is the modern feminine incarnation of the ying yang twins.
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
she’s definitely a bird for brains typa gal
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momma mercury @mommamercury.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
real. i was a lil mean to siri and alexa, but chat gptisha is my sista and we’re locked in 🤭
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