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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord)

@mommagart.bsky.social
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they/them 🌱 call me pretty 🌹 video editor for Critical Role ✨ Magic: the Gathering 🔥 Pokémon VGC

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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I mean damn you could do a lot worse competitively than Ninetales and Zoroark
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think I’m drooling a little. What a beautiful collection.
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also technically I never make them overnight - I make them morning of. So it’s just… cold oats.
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I enjoy them when I make them at home. Everything I’ve ever bought from a store or restaurant has sucked.
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
omg are you kidding me??? 😂💀
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
got a really neat-looking color misprint in my Reality Fracture prerelease kit! #mtgfracture
a red Magic card (Fulminous Forte) with part of the card border yellow like the art instead of the normal red.
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love this piece so much!! It’s metal as hell ⚡️
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is so relatable lol
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Cazimiz 🌟 @cazimiz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The King of Commons ⭐️👑 From my illustrated audio drama As Above: Legend of the Trickster’s Pass Episode 1: A Fool’s Errand Think an audio book, but with art. All done by me. #audiobook #fantasyseries #fantasyart #noAI #art #indie #smallartist #AsAbove_LotTP YouTube link below 👇
Art from my audio drama mentioned in the post. On the left is an androgynous person in a green coat with red hair and a look that’s a cross between horror and “what the fuck”. The left photo is the silhouette of a figure with light shining through his eyes and too wide smile. The base of his neck is fractured like broken glass.

The lower left text is the title art.
The lower right text says created by Hudson Vera (Cazimiz)
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Cazimiz 🌟 @cazimiz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oooooooooooh you wanna watch it so bad #art #smallcreator #audiodrama #fantasy #illustration #NoAI #AsAbove_LotTP #AsAbove
Screen shot from YouTube showing the thumbnail graphic for episode two of my mentioned audio drama. It shows a figure standing in the hallowed out shell of a decrepit stone building while they look out upon a fantasy city. The text on screen reads “As Above: Legend of the Trickster’s Pass — Episode 2”
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
congrats @coachnelly.bsky.social
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
it’s worth it
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ugh… makes me sick…
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Not sure if you mean FMA (2003) or FMA:B, since I think the king works either way. But here are my best suggestions for Gluttony and Envy, since they stay the same.
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
vertical video! living in the future 😎
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
YES! yippee!! wahoo!!!
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hmm… Step into my office.
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wait, that’s a PERFECT Salamence nickname! I love it.
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Evil Hat @evilhat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
IMAX is great, but the best picture is the one you create with your friends. AGON. Defy the gods and write your name in the stars. Your epic journey begins with a handful of dice. evilhat.com/product/agon/
A copy of AGON atop a green cloth. Various old coins are scattered behind it, along with a twisted cord and a long silver sword with a black handle.
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ahahahahahahaha
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sarah zedig 🐐 @hmsnofun.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
so to be clear, the city didn't "give up." the last time they painted over the mural, sitting city council members alexis mercedes rinck and joy hollingsworth personally helped scrub the paint off, effectively rendering hot rat summer an official city monument.
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Calculating based on damage rolls is so tricky! I think it is kind of unlucky to get hit by a min roll early in many ways. It’s a lot harder to play safe lines when 99% of damage you take next time will be higher.
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Been seeing a lot of these Kane Parsons memes.
The meme template of two astronauts staring at the earth; the second one is pointing a gun at the first. Kane Parson’s face fills up the Earth. The first astronaut asks, “Wait, it’s all Kane Parsons?” “He is 20 years old.” replies the second.
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I THINK NOT
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
SHE KNOWS BALL! I love Curse of the Swine.
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I guess Urshifu is a pretty good Pokémon or something?
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Ty 'SteelTrainer' @steeltrainer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Now that Lima/Melbourne are over, I can share my rankings for the top 100 (non restricted) SV mons! Thanks @halovgc.bsky.social for the graphic - data used to determine the ranking below;
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 25/05/2026
It's here! The game I ran with @seananmcguire.bsky.social @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social @persephiroth.bsky.social & @moxreuby.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hplj... The video is what it is, but that doesn't stop you from hearing everyone get upset every time Seanan's character says ANYTHING!
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Extra-Curricular Chaos – Strixhaven One-Shot || Dice Friends
YouTube video by LRR Tabletop
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
woah 😮 draft night at your place 👀😛
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
WAIT IS THIS YOUR COLLECTION OR A GAME STORE?
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
i’m drooling…
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i hate it but idk what to Dew about it
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
this beauty is gonna be hitting playmats in nothing but a single sleeve 😎
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
thank you Zak
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
today I freed a treasure from its plastic prison
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
don’t worry! chill VGC players exist! i swear we exist!
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
everywhere I go I see their face 😭
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Olivia Voldaren was the best infinite mana sink I had seen so far in Pai Gow. And then next pack he played the Guildmage. 😂😂😂
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Bought my roommate 2 Innistrad and 2 Return to Ravnica packs for us to play Pai Gow! Here’s all the winning decks! (his on top, mine on bottom) What’s your favorite? I’m quite partial to mine with Memory’s Journey. @steelcitysteph.bsky.social I think you’ll appreciate these.
Pai Gow Magic 3 card decks.
Pitchburn Devils, Festerhide Boar, Hysterical Blindness.
Olivia Voldaren, Paraselene, Sensory Deprivation.
Stromkirk Patrol, Wooden Stake, Nightbird’s Clutches.
Midnight Haunting, Memory’s Journey, Feeling of Dread.Pai Gow Magic 3 card decks.
Vitu-Ghazi Guildmage, Splatter Thug, Stealer of Secrets.
Carnival Hellsteed, Cancel, Grisly Salvage.
Zanikev Locust, Rakdos Keyrune, Supreme Verdict.
Explosive Impact, Dispel, Axebane Guardian.
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I’m at the aquarium!
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
they can pry my Moxfield account out of my cold, dead hands
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
after an incredibly busy and joyful MagicCon Vegas weekend, I have suffered the long and lonely drive home safe and sound. i managed to make time for all my old friends and made more new ones than i could have ever hoped for. LobbyCon next year for sure 😁
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
how incredibly black mage of you
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 02/05/2026
TODAY! At Magic Con Vegas! Come see me, run a Dungeons & Dragons game with: @seananmcguire.bsky.social, @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social , @persephiroth.bsky.social , and @moxreuby.bsky.social 1:30 pm, Showcase Room! (N109) And really, how many D&D games have vending machines?
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Well thankfully you’re not missing much because I got here at 10 and I’m still in line 🙃
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Which of the 1,000 free play area are you rocking?
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MommaGart (Garrett Alvord) @mommagart.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
An image of a spooky edgy skeleton with text that reads: “I WILL FIND YOU AND WE WILL PLAY COMMANDER TOGETHER”
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