Susan Heffley @momheffley.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I accidentally queefed at the dinner table last night 030
Susan Heffley @momheffley.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Rodrick has been "gooning and edging like a chill guy who lowkey doesn't give a fuck" all day. I don't suppose this has anything to do with studying for his upcoming biology exam! 050
Susan Heffley @momheffley.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Greg got suspended for jerking off in the school toilets 070
Susan Heffley @momheffley.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Divorce never went through unfortunately, I’m stuck with this loser for the foreseeable future 060
Susan Heffley @momheffley.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Yes! Rodrick has learnt is lesson and now writes feminist literature in his spare time 040
Susan Heffley @momheffley.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Manny is currently being rushed to the ER. He's been given a 2% chance of survival. God bless 071
Susan Heffley @momheffley.bsky.social · 29/11/2024BREAKING: Grandpa Heffley choked to death on a massive turkey bone, right before he was about to give his famous annual Thanksgiving dinner rant against minorities 2100
Susan Heffley @momheffley.bsky.social · 28/11/2024This is what happens to your child's development when you use Percocets during pregnancy 0121
Susan Heffley @momheffley.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Just caught Frank fucking the Turkey #thanksgiving #thanksgiving2024 0162
Susan Heffley @momheffley.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Manny only exists because of Frank’s weak pullout game. Worst mistake he ever made. 0101
Susan Heffley @momheffley.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Currently cleaning Manny’s shit off the ceiling for the third time this week 👍 080
Susan Heffley @momheffley.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I can’t believe Rodrick is about to leave for college - time has flown by so quickly! It feels like just yesterday he was still being breast-fed, even though it's been two years since the last time he's latched on! 050
