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molly carroll

@mollygos.com
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here on earth to fart around. prev: Gardens, Baldur's Gate 3, Steam, Starbound, more.

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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 04/10/2026
watched Kwaidan yesterday
a smiling man reflected in a bowl of tea
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 29/09/2026
reached the stage where we are undeniably looking at A Sweater 🙏
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 29/09/2026
no this is good, i’m learning brand new phrases like “on the flop”
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 29/09/2026
is this really a photograph of me, the actor Jonathan Frakes? or are our graphic designers taking you on a ruse cruise straight to trick town
jonathan frakes standing next to a photo of jonathan frakes where his facial features are turned upside down
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 28/09/2026
in no particular order
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 27/09/2026
how tf are you packing in a gram of protein per dorito
a bag of protein doritosthe nutrition facts on the back of the protein doritos listing serving size as 10 chips and protein per serving as 10g
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 25/09/2026
it’s finally japanese curry weather 🤌
a bowl of japanese curry — beef, onion, and big chunks of carrot and potato next to a portion of rice
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 20/09/2026
this is the face my dog makes when she wants me to give her a little bit of a snack that would kill her
a small black & white schnauzer mix dog looking longingly into the camera with her head resting on my leg
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 17/09/2026
i have also been throwing some dinky little pots hell yeah
a board covered in freshly thrown pottery
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 16/09/2026
i love knitting we’re so back
a selfie of me trying on my in-progress sweater. there’s a beige-y funnel neck collar and a few inches of shoulder/yoke
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 13/09/2026
i thought the chicken & waffle oreos were wild but now they’re making cheetos that taste like feelings
a black bag of cheetos labeled “the flavor of fear”
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 12/09/2026
i made this sweetcorn cheesecake (as u do) and it’s just… so corny. it tastes more like corn than corn does. i may have corned too close to the sun.
a photo of a slice of sweetcorn cheesecake
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 09/09/2026
these are obscene btw
peelerz mango gummies
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 06/09/2026
you cannot get me w/ pokemon cards but you can get me w/ this shit
a packet of David Lynch stickers from Movie Madnessa sticker of Willem Dafoe in Wild At Heart
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 04/09/2026
i uhhh didn’t realize most of these were an option
What do you call it when rain falls when the sun is shining?

- sun shower
- the wolf is giving birth
- the devil is beating his wife
- monkey’s wedding
- fox’s wedding
- pineapple rain
- liquid sun
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 01/09/2026
i grew this arm-sized zucchini please clap
a zucchini next to my forearm. they are roughly the same size!!
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 26/08/2026
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 23/08/2026
[tim heidecker voice] riBBed KNits
a section of ribbed knitting on circular needles with a cat’s face in the background for scaletim heidecker saying ridged chips
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 21/08/2026
suddenly remembered about BLTs so i made a BLT and it was transcendent this is not a good photo i had other priorities 🤌
a BLT
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 18/08/2026
after 2 weeks waiting for wool and several failed attempts, i have completed a gauge swatch 🤌 next, somehow: an entire sweater
a gauge swatch atop a small dog (for scale)
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 03/08/2026
this is the only real photo i have from launch day lmao
holding up a french 75 to my dog, a scruffy little schnauzer mix. she is making some sort of a Face
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 26/07/2026
spaceship-ass cloud
a big cloud peeking over a hill in an otherwise clear sky. it looks like a spaceship
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 24/07/2026
had zero doubts about my ability to be normal around goats until this very moment
“PLEASE BE NORMAL IF YOU COME TO SEE THE GOATS.”
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 20/07/2026
i like Outlier 🙌
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 18/07/2026
yeah ok, my list of daily games grows 🥲
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 17/07/2026
chuds complaining about The Odyssey? sorry, i don’t know anything about that, the algorithm only shows me videos like this
a youtube video titled “Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away”
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 11/07/2026
when she’s not allowed to do whatever she wants, she looks at me like this what am i supposed to do bro 😭
a tiny little schnauzer mix dog wedging her about into the corner of the sectional and looking up at the camera
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 09/07/2026
the juncos are back :)
screenshot from a webcam video. an adult junco is feeding at least two baby juncos in a nest built into an awning
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 09/07/2026
felt like the right time to re-read Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut and boy does it feel prescient
“You, *Doctor Hiroguchi,” she went on, “think that everybody but yourself is just taking up space on this planet, and we make too much noise and waste valuable natural resources and have too many children and leave garbage around. So it would be a much nicer place if the few stupid services we are able to perform for the likes of you were taken over by machinery. That wonderful Mandarax you’re scratching your ear with now: what is that but an excuse for a mean-spirited egomaniac never to pay or even thank any human being with a knowledge of languages or mathematics or history or medicine or literature or ikebana or anything?””

— Galapagos: A Novel (Delta Fiction) by Kurt Vonnegut
https://a.co/0cq07r1W
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 08/07/2026
yup
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 06/07/2026
got a new tattoo this weekend, her name is Peatrice
a selfie of me holding my arm up at an awkward angle so you can see the far side of my left wrist, freshly tattooed with a large pea pod. one of the peas has a face

artist is flwrforms on IG
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 06/07/2026
reading games industry news
a transitional frame from a video on Thomas Johnson's Antique Furniture Restoration channel on Youtube where multiple shots of the host are overlaid on top of each other in varying opacities, and he appears to be staring into the middle distance
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 03/07/2026
she went for a big walk :)
Junie, a black & white scruffy schnauzer mix dog, poking her head out from her cushioned car seat and looking at the camera with her tongue out
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 20/06/2026
:)
an adorable black & white terrier mix dog looking into the camera against a lush green background
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 14/06/2026
oh cool i didn’t realize it was a trilogy
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 14/06/2026
also why didn’t anybody tell me about this???
a photo of the Fellowship of the Ring soundtrack on vinyl
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 08/06/2026
ren faire is goated if standing in lines is the vibe
it’s me in a silly pointy little hat
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 07/06/2026
trying this next time a man tries explaining my job to me
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 04/06/2026
mine’s a little all over the place!
“I made an effort to improve my handwriting years ago, but somehow landed on this very inconsistent half-cursive. It’s what feels intuitive to me, but I’m not sure how legible it is to anyone else.”
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 02/06/2026
these grew in our garden 🙌
a blue-rimmed handmade bowl full of raspberries and strawberries
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 28/05/2026
took a leatherworking class and ah shit ah fuck i love making things
a leather keychain with a painted flower stamp surrounded by smaller flowersa black leather lighter cover with a silver UFO beaming up two buffalos
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 27/05/2026
we’re so back
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 25/05/2026
sorry the dog was posting again
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 25/05/2026
the bathroom towel dispensers are calling for butlerian jihad
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 24/05/2026
you meet all kinds of cool guys outside
a cat dutifully patrolling his neighborhood
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 23/05/2026
spot the bun
a rabbit semi-hidden in foliage
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 17/05/2026
ok yeah i love a what’s in my bag
a dark brown leather sling bag laying on a brightly colored rugan assortment of items that include: sunglasses, sunglass case, 2 fruit leathers, a tin of altoids, a green kn95 mask, light blue bose earbuds in their charging case, hand sanitizer spray, an almost empty tube of sunscreen, hand lotion, ear plugs, a single bandaid, glossier lip balm, a tiny tube of dramamine, half a travel roll of tums, a rollerball perfume, a pack of tissues, a wallet, and a black velvet pouch featuring two snakes kissing (most of the stuff goes in the pouch)
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 15/05/2026
i left my Steam Deck charging in sleep mode for a while and it added an additional 259 hours to the concept of a week, sorry everyone
a photo of my Steam Deck, which thinks i’ve played 854.9 hours of Stardew Valley in the past 2 weeks
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 11/05/2026
a Stardew Valley dialogue box in which Mayor Lewis is saying “With this character’s death the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.”
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molly carroll @mollygos.com · 05/05/2026
watched Rashomon for the first time a little while back and I think about the monk crying “I don’t want this place to be hell” like once a day now
screencap from Rashomon of a monk leaning against a post. he’s sort of looking into the middle distance with a face full of existential despair
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