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@molleh.bsky.social
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Damn, girl!” I wish I could touch you. At all. But not, like, in a creepy way. Wait. That came out all wrong. Let me start again. *I walk into a wall she has just phased through.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Obvious vampire Nicholas Cage.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Silly and incomplete instruction for drawing a complex human figure.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They also wear the red hat. Sends the exact same message.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
#ThingsIranGotInTheMOU Space between I and Ran in Flock of Seagulls song must be removed.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Did you ever hear the story of the crocheted Jedi? No, I doubt the council would have allowed you to hear that one. They are biased towards burlap.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I mean, you could be a Republican, but that just seems like a racist with extra steps.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Is there anything they WON’T hang from a tree?
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
You can tell they’re mad when they cross-step towards you singing The Jet Song, though, can’t you? Or is that happy? Smoldering? It’s something.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Maybe we were too hard on Finkle.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Swanking the fritters.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If they somehow push through having Trump on whatever denomination of our currency they want to create, it will be the only note that smells like shit BEFORE you wipe your ass with it.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
“The White Stuff”
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with his arms crossed is saying " i have asked you thrice "
ALT: a man with his arms crossed is saying " i have asked you thrice "
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Hey look! You’re part of the “Loyal Opposition” that every authoritarian regime needs to grease the wheels of their machine. This is on your weak, mewling shoulders as well.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
So it’s a triathlon.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This already has a better feel than the first movie adaptation of The Mist.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This country needs political knife fighters, not complicit empty chairs that complain loudly but won’t actually do anything. Maybe you and Jeffries can work together on a strongly worded letter?
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Wow. So you talked with the White House. It’s a good thing that is the very limit of your ability to enact change on this matter, or it would look like you were feckless to the point of complicity. Or, and stay with me here, you could act like you actually cared and give orders like a governor.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I didn’t even know he was a pedophile, but here I am now, assuming…
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This is a very strange way to admit that you are fully staffed with groomers and pedophiles.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Look, Chris. He went with point buy and sank them all into “Stench”.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Ah, the vaunted Self-Appointed Speed Control Official.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is standard behavior for the leaders of the MAGA movement. It’s the same thing as the Nigerian Prince email scammers. They use poor grammar, bad spelling, and idiotic ideas specifically to weed out intelligent people, because those are not their target audience.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I would have gone with Shelley based on the discordant creations across several genres of food alone.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I thought you were the walrus?
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Slightly wrong color for a new electronic device?
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Is that because they did not make it into some type of burrito?
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I mean, is there anything Coke Zero CAN’T do?
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
It’s just going to go over their heads.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Like they coded Ghandi, incredible aggression can be a sign that you went so peaceful, so hard, that you accidentally wrapped around and hit the other end of the spectrum.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
But do you offer potato?
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
It cannot just be “Killing In The Name Of” on repeat, Chris.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
“And remember, Ezra will be our guest every night! Our only guest! In perpetuity! Look at me smiling my way through this!””
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Uh. Does it utilize…suction, vacuum, or something else I don’t even (want to) know about?
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
It is very clear to me that one of them knows you live nearby and is enjoying that “Scalzi Bump”.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
“That’s ASSEMBLYMAN Kluwe, I yell” as my team drags me off the field.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
You’re going to have to be more specific than saying “it’s there”.Where? Who has access? Why hasn’t there been a public release of the information? Cite some kind of source, or I’m going to assume you have no clue what you are talking about, but want to seem like you’re in on some secret for clout.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
If only there were some group of people with the technical knowledge to hack into systems and steal data on the case. Oh well.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Isn’t EVERY picture of you when you are thinking about the Uncanny X-Men?
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
There is something he likes more. You. The fact that you’re a spineless, ineffectual coward that would prefer to write a strongly worded memo while our nation burns delights him. You’re perfect for what he wants to do.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Uh. He’s out there every day doing the work right now though?
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Spider Smith from the movie Lost in Space.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Caught mid-tryst!
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Cc @governorwalz.mn.gov Same energy. Same genuine care for others and intent to do the best for all.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It seems like it would be helpful to list each current authority figure’s stretch goal career after their name when we write about them, i.e. “Acting ICE director Todd Lyons (Brownshirt)…”. It would keep everyone more informed about where we are headed as a country.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Who is saying that NOW Tesla is taking a big hit? People that only use the 2 day tracking? The overall nosedive has been happening for quite a while.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The same jail the person is in, I would hope.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
They are already doing everything you say a shutdown will allow them to do. The truth is you’re a coward, and unfit to lead the party. Pass the torch to someone with fight left in them, unless your ego won’t let you. And we know it won’t. You just chose yourself over the American people.
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molleh.bsky.social @molleh.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
How principled of you to give in to their demands and allow them to continue this shitshow by voting the way they want you to, you spineless fucking traitor. How many others will be hurt by your cowardice before you finally give up power and leave a legacy of shame and betrayal in your wake?
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