shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026When yr 9 yo yells from across the house to come to the bathroom, only to show you their monster shit and it's reverence, you know that poop jokes are always going to be around because of how surprising they are sometimes. Also I'm happy because they've been constipated all week. Hurray for shit. 000
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026a 2.5 hour conversation with 500 people on AI usage at work. amazing stuff. 020
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026okay, but the rainforest is gay though. and the festering pit is just composting of life to create life. that's pretty cool too. it reads just like edgy tweets emblematic of the late 2010s honestly. 110
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Actually met the guy a few times because I was doing nothing but anti-war activism the early 2000's, but uhh, as you can probably guess, the pedophile was a lifesized piece of shit. 010
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So, I grew up in Denny Hastert's district, and this was my favorite Denny Hastert story: blabbermouth.net/news/system-...blabbermouth.netSYSTEM OF A DOWN To Rally In Front of House Speaker DENNIS HASTERT's OfficeSYSTEM OF A DOWN, one of rock's most daring and innovative bands, have just announced that they — along with their fans, the Armenian National Committee of America, Axis of Justice and the Armenian Yo... 100
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026what exactly are ya doin? (because i have that, and didn't realize that could be used for good?) 120
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026take a look at this photograph tidal.com/track/151975...tidal.comThe Tragically Hip - Yawning Or SnarlingListen to Yawning Or Snarling on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 010
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my youngest just can't say her r's right, but sometimes when she does, it's non-rhotic and i'm like, 'oh, that's right, new england is still haunting me' 000
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026shower thought: my computer is more powerful than every Apple IIgs ever produced. 000
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i'm sorry i have values, i can't hear you over my values. my values say that we shouldn't live in a world based on coercion and violence. i can't reconcile my values against yours you shitbag. 010
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i needed much louder music for work today apparentl6y tidal.com/track/191498...tidal.comHarvey Milk - Death Goes to the WinnerListen to Death Goes to the Winner on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 010
Reposted by shitpost.gov 🥞Robert Raymond @robpertray.bsky.social · 12/09/2026and just a reminder too that literally the only reason we aren't doing this already is because production under capitalism is centered around profit, not human and ecological needs 0103
Reposted by shitpost.gov 🥞Robert Raymond @robpertray.bsky.social · 12/09/2026just a reminder that we could ensure decent living standards for 8.5 billion people across the globe with just 30% of our current productive capacity 14017
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026lean into it. being challenged is fun. doing things that seem daunting feel exciting. i do this with hiking & backpacking and i'm like, why am i like this? same brain itch, different flavor. 120
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026thank you for reminding me that harvey milk too 010
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"i would like to learn the entirety of the third act of the comedy of errors" is basically an easier challenge i'd think. 110
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i literally haven't listened to much music in the last few months, but the guitars are just so fun here. tidal.com/track/104347...tidal.comEnd Of A Year - Bo DiazListen to Bo Diaz on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 000
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Even under the best circumstances. Literally every single person deserves this ability, both parent and child, to help people just get by, because we don't have a greater ethos culturally for being responsible for rearing everyone. It's alienated from most of history, we have lived in community. 020
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Like my SO and I have 50/50 with her ex and our kids, and we literally have an enormous amount of time to regulate and logistical stuff vs school, daycare. There's a finite bucket of things two adults parenting can accomplish given the current demands of modern capitalism. 130
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026help me understand: if my work engineering cabal is obsessed with haskell and use NixOS somehow on their work. 000
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I too will always say amnesiac. First time I ever felt I was listening to something so novel. Like, what if you made massive attack a rock band, something so absurd to consider. 010
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nothing improved by it as you can probably imagine. 050
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's so bad. Our entire banking stack is the haskell-y-ist Scala you can imagine, and everything you might believe about it is probably true. 141
Reposted by shitpost.gov 🥞Yair Wallach @yairwallach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Knesset barred today the only two Palestinian led parties from running in the coming election. According to an overwhelming majority in the Knesset, the constitutional meaning of a Jewish State is a state where Palestinian citizens cannot run for parliament. 22978325
Reposted by shitpost.gov 🥞Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ireland shouldn't play Israel. It'll be a stain on our island and our history. Don't normalise genocide. #StopTheGame 741595
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"it's more cost effective and we can increase social services if we invest in XYZ instead of cops, allowing them to focus on things only cops can do" worked so well for me. The thing is, we learned that there are better ways to be cost effective by removing the profit motive. 010
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you talk about it as reprioritization, instead of funding ineffective social programs like Obamacare we save money for our neighbors by offering a single payer healthcare... I've said this twice in two days: but voters resonate real hard with that (IMPE). If you can vibe it and back it up. 110
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you've worn glasses most of your life, do you feel the existential discomfort when your vision isn't corrected? 010
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Shhhh I'm shipping elixir and rust apps, my brain hasn't recovered enough 010
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My brother just informed me that my mom is planning on letting her boyfriend move in with her and also just informed me that he just left his wife and needs a place to live hence the urgency. They've been dating for 2 years... cheating, which I'm like, sure okay, but like, also come on. 000
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'll take the L on that one (for being too blankety simplistic). 000
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Chicago should honestly be the first city to eliminate qualified immunity based on it's current finances. 120
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026> But it's strictly evaluated like OCaml and doesn't require all side effects to run through an IO monad. WELL YOU HAVE ME HOOKED 120
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026yes, i post in fits and spurts, but that's also because i touch grass you babies. you should be proud of me. i have KIDS DAMNIT. I HAVE KIDS. 020
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026you say stuff online that's somewhat cryptic and yet vulnerable? but why? irony? listen: i don't know, i'm just rube goldberg posting machine 150
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026my wife doesn't understand how i social media, and i know she'll eventually read this and be like, yeah i don't, but i was purified by the birth of the great tumblr in 2009 and cannot escape the blessing of it's destiny. 130
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i learned my boss was a howard dean guy in 2004, and then he was like 'well, i also learned shortly after that being a centrist means believing in nothing'. 010
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026that's why you just don't ask, you go to the fridge, open a weed seltzer and start cooking ossobuco 110
shitpost.gov 🥞 @moleculesofyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026instead of having feelings (bad) we have only thoughts (good) 020