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MOKTOP

@moktop.bsky.social
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Writer. Artist. Designer. Pappa. Here for chuckles and procrastination. 🇳🇿 🇻🇳 🇲🇺

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Divers free a whale shark from rope that enwrapped it for years: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/interestin...
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 16h
I hope Ukraine blow up the ships on the way after Trump's paid for the diesel.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wouldn't engage with that account. It's all pro Israel, anti Arab, no genocide in Palestine, Israel has a right to defend itself nonsense.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The BBC is a right wing rag not worthy of sustaining. It needed reshuffling after 14 years of Tory manipulation and continues it's right wing platitudes.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No twinkies!? Send her back.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clarkson doesn't run a farm. It's an entertainment show ffs. His approach to farming is no different to a billionaires approach to decency.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So sad to see. I read 1 in 8 properties in America are owned by private equity. If this is true it is alarming.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I said it before and it needs repeating. Zionism was considered racism as far back as 1975 in the UN general assembly resolution 3379 which officially condemned the national ideology of the State of Israel. You cannot excuse the fact that Zionism has a doctrine of racial superiority.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why aren't there punishments for these types of lies?
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Didn't the UN declare this decades ago in 1975. Resolution 3379. "Zionism is a form of racism and racial discrimination."
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You don't get rich by being generous. Billionaires are the epitome of unempathetic.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a war with a genocide.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the guy you draw at 2am when you're craving milkshake and pancakes? Ace 👍🏼
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Roger that. Would figure a guy like Dredd would be ambidextrous anyways. 😆
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Elon's battle tech ideas. 1. Put the enemy into a Tesla on self driving mode and watch their inevitable crash. 2. Let me impregnate and then abandon them. Resulting depression reduces their ability to fight. 3. Blast them into space. Good chance they will blow up when SpaceX rocket takes off.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh shit. Dredd's a lefty. ❤️👍🏼
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After a thorough investigation it is understood Nigel Farage's evil twin, Hector, was on day release and caused chaos within the Reform ranks once again. Reform has assured the nation it will not happen again as Hector has been given an orange neck tie to prevent confusion with the real Nigel.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good luck and have fun man. The helmet and shield is cool but your grimace is the best part of that costume 👊🏼
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
❤️🙌🏼
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So... What are you going to do with it now it's built? Donate it or refit it as a desk lamp?
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you want to say he fucks young girls but was warned not to say it publicly.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If they were not religious and simply allowed the children to die through ignorance, they would be convicted. How does religion make them exempt!?
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Tristan Jones @tristansbones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In case you've missed it, I've been pretty unwell, and had to step back from work altogether. But now I'm back, and as I reclaim and restructure my personal and professional life, I'm easing back in by focusing on commissions. If you want one: tristanjonescommissions(at)gmail(dot)com.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like to think a human made that error because only a human could land this joke with such perfect timing.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Half a million trees across England in three years... I'm sure other countries are achieving this number in weeks. Forgive me if it feels like the bare minimum.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They printed the text message out soooo large for impact and then hid it. Dumbasses 😂
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Surely there was a contract made between the UK govt and the water companies? Something along the lines of having to supply water, invest in infrastructure and limit cost of price increases. Anyone?
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now do this in a disaster movie with glowing lava, throw in a puppy and take my money.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Powerful companies and governments have colluded like this for centuries. We should all know this and yet so many people are blind or deaf to the teachings of history.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Castration or sterilisation?
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That New Yorkers are being given the chance to vote on a city's direction is the purest form of democracy I've seen.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes. One of these with a full EV conversion please. Fluffy garlic dice included.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A 10% chance to die versus 90% chance to see people naked... I'm gonna need a minute to discuss this with the wife.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A 10% chance to die versus 90% chance to see people naked... I'm gonna need a minute to discuss this with the wife.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Because the governing body in the United States are war criminals.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who voted for this guy!?
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We're still dragging our feet on the covid money grab by our politicians. Hard to see any form of justice anymore.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Till the government regulates these BS 'news' stories, this disinformation will continue. News should be reporting concise facts with full context. Opinions should be highlighted as such. We need to be pulled out of dumb ages.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I'm not in the Epstein files."
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All the people in my life who care and love me are telling me to cancel. I'm not going to and I feel they've abandoned me. Like WTAF!? Ed doesn't listen to the people who cares about him, just the billionaires who don't.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Komorebi is off the charts 😍
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Only if there is a no confidence vote that can be cast. If no party represents me or has proven to be corrupt and/or incompetent, then I can't be forced to vote for any of them. At the moment not voting is the only no confidence option I have.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Too true. You'd think he would. Packed his tour with Irish artists. Spouts he embraces his Irish heritage. It just feels like pop music PR now. No Irish backbone for sure.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, no. He's a paper paddy. About as Irish as Trump is an indigenous Australian.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And to think they have an extra £72mill to keep stirring the pot. Fucking hate billionaires and their farage puppets.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😂😂😂
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's over the top for sure but I can imagine wealthier people loving their fridges stocked like this. Something to jazz up the weekend. Makes them feel special. Loved by someone. Then they can jet off to their next home where the fridge is styled with a Hawaii theme.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can relate to how Ed sheeran sees the world. "Nazi guard hit by stone thrown by Jewish prisoner in gas chamber queue." Suffering on both sides.
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MOKTOP @moktop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When this is the full force of the law.
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Muppet Show: Statler & Waldorf in Balcony
ALT: Muppet Show: Statler & Waldorf in Balcony
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