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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈

@mojavewanderer.neocities.org
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 03/08/2026
hello and welcome to my page! there’s a couple things to know. 1. im a flora, also known as floors or fleur but never flo. 2. i’m 22 and a trans lesbian 3. my favorite game is planet robobot and my favorite movie is jaws/gremlins 4. thank you for visiting :3
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 08/05/2026
idk if this joke lands or not…
the poster for we’re back a dinosaur’s story. its a joke on how the user is returning after a long absence.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 10/08/2025
(updating this in case i ever use this platform again) hello! i am flora :3. i’m a 21 year old trans woman. i am also known as fleur or floors. i like to cook, play retro platformers, talk about sharks and kirby. it is a ple-as-ure to make your acquaintance!
the user in a red ribbon holding up a sideways peace sign akin to sailor moon, wearing a pink sweater with kirby on it.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 01/04/2025
Hello, my name is Flora, i’m 20 Years Old, and I like cooking, playing platformers, and model kit making! Welcome to My Page :3
A picture of the user with her hand over her eye in a sideways peace sign, with a pink kirby sweater and a red bow.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 13/02/2025
good morning y’all. here’s a lil preview of the next era of the mojave wanderer page.
aliens oooooooooo… (it’s just the background from forbidden planet.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 13/02/2025
isn’t this just hedonism?
the ability to embody passion.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 13/02/2025
here’s all of them just for reference:
Circa Hotel and CasinoThe El Cortez Hotel and Casino (i quite like this property tbh)Stedfast Tattoo in Las Vegas, NVNYNY Hotel and Casino.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 09/02/2025
see, that isn’t the spanish title of mulholland drive at all. idk what it is about that page that’s causing it to freak out.
the page for david lynch’s Mulholland Drive, however it is incorrectly entitled “TESTE_DVB 08079”
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 09/02/2025
i seriously don’t know how this happened, my language settings are english, my region is the us, it even says it’s in english, i have ZERO clue where it’s coming home.
the page for forbidden planet but the title is in spanish.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 09/02/2025
idk why but that card reminds me of this mfer:
eggdog
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 09/02/2025
Lesbians Assemble 🏳️‍⚧️
Flora wearing a kirby sweater, a black skirt, and black tights, with a ribbon in her hair.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 06/02/2025
i’m sorry to admit, but i know the perps because i watched a movie about it:
the poster for chicken run: dawn of the nugget
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 06/02/2025
and yes i’m referring to tacos. yes it is written like that even though it’s a singular taco, that’s just how the french do.
french tacos. yes, the correct term is tacos, even though what is pictured is what would be considered a burrito and a singular taco.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 06/02/2025
my personal favorite for eyeliner is an incredibly odd kind that no one seems to talk about. gel pot eyeliner. it comes in a lil pot and damn if it doesn’t stay on through thick and thin. it’s also incredibly easy to apply and incredibly versatile.
essence stay & play gel eyeliner pot.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 06/02/2025
um, i can actually answer the last one, we have seen a pirate kirby power up, sort of, in kirby and the forgotten land, you can receive an upgrade to the ranger power up known as noble ranger kirby, which is incredibly pirate similar, so the answer would be no.
noble ranger kirby.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 06/02/2025
chili dawg.
chili dawg.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 03/02/2025
i know it looks like hot garbage, i know my hair is a mess, i know the mirror is stained to hell and back, but i just love my new dress so much :3
flora in a replica niffty dress from hazbin hotel.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 30/01/2025
this is my usual outfit. i have it in four different colors and wear it day in and day out during the winter.
it’s that selfie again. i’m sorry, i’m not doing a write-up on it. you know what i will do tho? a years worth of these in a compilation video at the end of next december!
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 29/01/2025
i stg i’ve taken more bathrooms selfies at the ikea family restroom near the cafè at the las vegas location than i have anywhere else.
i stg it’s just the same mirror selfie over and over.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 28/01/2025
dude, i’m feeling so sick after my breakfast, and this made me feel worse… fcuking hate crossdressers trying to be buddy buddy with me.
an instagram page for crossdressers. it’s lumping in trans women and crossdressers, which is super, duper problematic.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 26/01/2025
here’s a pic of them. we also have a box of barley from god knows when. and my sister keeps a fifteen year old bottle of vampire soda from a tv show for nostalgia sake.
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Crackers

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Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Crackers
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 25/01/2025
she’s so cute i stg.
amy rose plush from the sonic and friends line.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 25/01/2025
here’s what steak diane looks like btw
steak diane.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 25/01/2025
announcement that will be up on this page for a bit. i’m starting up a youtube channel! here’s some of the videos i’ve conceptualized:
a list of video ideas for the users new youtube channel it reads as follows:

Reading a Trans Magazine from
1997
Sonic Boom (the tv show) was a hidden gem
Emilia Pérez, the oscar's, and representation porn.
Pinball Grab Bag
Tubi Dumpster Diving #1
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 24/01/2025
dude i’m dying, i’m playing sonic origins and i did a double take. does it really say cope in spring yard zone?
a snapshot from spring yard zone. the user is pointing out the word “cope” which the user associates with internet bitterness and coping.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 22/01/2025
all i should see is this guy, who’s about to sell me a cucumber!
a shiba inu dog.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 22/01/2025
chili dog
chili dog.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 22/01/2025
looking at some plushies i wanna get in the future.
flutter mane plush from pokémon scarlet.niffty plush from hazbin hotel.elfilin plush from kirby and the forgotten land.hisuian lilligant from pokémon legends arceus.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 22/01/2025
i’m fcuking dying, wikipedia said “yeah no… anyway…” and still kept the article as the gulf of mexico.
Wikipedias article about the Gulf of Mexico. It is of note that when this picture was taken, the president at the time declared it as the Gulf Of America.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 22/01/2025
what’s with hot topic having the cutest dresses this season? like my god they’re amazing. i’m gonna be eating up every party i go to to next couple months.
a striped dress with puffy sleeves and a white collar with ribbons.a replica of niffty’s dress from hazbin hotel.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 20/01/2025
i just want to add that there’s a pub near a route i take weekly that’s called chasers pub. the jokes just write themselves.
chasers pub in the chinatown area of las vegas.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 19/01/2025
this has got to be one of the most fascinating market failures of the 2010s imo. what a failing of your target market.
coca cola life. it was coca cola sweetened with stevia. it sometimes was sweetened with cane sugar and stevia. what a pointless product.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 19/01/2025
nice try us government, you can’t keep me down that long!
tiktok playing through a desktop. it’s a vpn.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 19/01/2025
my god i’m obsessed with this dress:
a replica of niffty’s dress from hazbin hotel. from hot topic.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 18/01/2025
here’s a pic of it if you don’t believe me:
the duracell concept phone. yes, it really did have that big of a battery.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 16/01/2025
the afforementioned candle thing.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 16/01/2025
okay i’m gonna break my usual jokey tone because what the fuck did my dad used to serve to me? i tried recreating it today and it’s just super soupy and gross. even then the concept still doesn’t sound good, seafood mix in beer. what the fuck?
i usually write from a perspective that sounds unbiased and objective toward the post, but what the fuck was my dad thinking?! this is after mrs shake AND garlic, AND dumping out the excess fluids.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 15/01/2025
hi, i’m flora, and welcome to my page! i like to play platformers, build model kits, and cook! i hope you enjoy my posts :3
flora in a white button down with a black sweater on top holding up a peace sign.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 15/01/2025
give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from that soundtrack in your head.
the beginning frame of the big lebowski. the song referenced is “tumbling tumbleweeds” by the sons of the pioneers.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 13/01/2025
i don’t like doing callout posts but i’ve never seen anyone talk about this grifter and it fascinates me. he is so insistual on the fact that he’s a biological woman and shutting down anyone else who doesn’t fit his worldview on how transitioning works. he also believes trans identities are-
the youtube page for the offensive tranny.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 12/01/2025
lmao, everyone’s posting selfies so i’m gonna take a crack at it.
flora in a mirror, throwing up a peace sign, wearing a white button down under a black sweater and a black skirt.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 12/01/2025
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 12/01/2025
my favorite kind of pasta.
a box of rotelles, also known under the simpler name “wagon wheels”
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 10/01/2025
i saw someone talking about ads for cars we like, and this one is def mine. it’s like… i’ve never related to a car more than i have this one.
an old ad from a queer magazine for subaru outback’s that read “It's Not a Choice.
It's the Way We're Built.”
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 09/01/2025
3. i forgot about a third one, but there was an incredibly limited distribution of plush blåhajs to trans centers in canada, of which had a special coloration to mimic the trans flag. if you are a part of a center who may still have one, same thing as above, and any info about how you received it.
the rare beyou blåhaj.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 09/01/2025
2. for ikea’s 80th birthday, they released, only in malaysia mind you, transforming meatball to plushie blind boxes, and one of them was our friend, the icon, blåhaj. again, same spiel, tags and high quality pics.
ikea transforming meatball plushies. the user wants you to pay attention to the blåhaj variant.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 09/01/2025
1. before blåhaj became the famous blue shark the trans community came to adore, the shark was originally known as klappar haj in 2008. it was grey and looked shockingly similar to our blue extant counterparts. i just want some pics of it, as well as tag info if you have.
a pic of a rare klappar haj.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 09/01/2025
i love the ultrakill fandom istg.
a segment taken from the ultrakill wiki. the user wants you to pay attention to the section that reads (paraphrased) “Those 2 sekeletons that are in the bed on one of the houses at the beggining were probably fucking, it is the lust layer afterall (the shruggie emoji)”
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 05/01/2025
no trans woman in a spiderweb dress at the goth rave! i have the social skills of being the last creature of my kind! please come back! NOOOOOO!!!
person banging their hand on the floor, flustered, with love hearts around them.
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🦈🌸Flora K. (•ω•)🌸🦈 @mojavewanderer.neocities.org · 05/01/2025
i do not know what it is about the family bathroom in ikea having the best lighting but here’s my latest selfie from it.
flora wearing a black skirt, a white button down, and a black sweater waving hi at you.
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