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Tamara Bumps in the night

@moiness.bsky.social
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Autistic. Policy wonk. Live in south London with hubby and trans teen daughter. Likes: singing, 📖,🚶🏼‍♀️‍➡️, SciFi, and eating. Most likely to be found doing genealogy or swearing on the interwebz.

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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 1h
I have been told by our Comms that they are terrible for picking up static noise from clothing and they don’t have spoffles. Sounds like bad mics and practice.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 1h
Today I learned “perks” is short for “perquisites”
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 6h
It is millions and that is not what the Conservatives are proposing. Do get back to when you have examined the ONS Census 21 data. It’s quite straightforward.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 6h
So you didn’t read it and didn’t search. Not doing your homework for you, love! Nearly 80% of pensioners live in their own homes mortgage free. Some will have downsized but most don’t so they can pass the property to their children. Then they need care.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 6h
Why don’t you ask AI as a basic google search or reading a government research paper seems a stretch.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 6h
Tintin’s Snowy
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 6h
Start with the census but this gives a good breakdown. #PigeonChess www.gov.uk/government/s...
audleyvillages.co.uk
UK Retirement Statistics | Audley Villages
The latest UK retirement statistics for 2024, including how many UK pensioners there are, average retirement age, what happens when you retire in the UK and more.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 7h
1) That can change. 2) That is very easy to look up! It’s true.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 7h
The good one.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 7h
Which is fab for backs!
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 11h
Enough time for a nice lunch!
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 23h
Bastard
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 23h
static.klipy.com
Arena Breakout Infinit
ALT: Arena Breakout Infinit
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 23h
Garfield?
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 23h
Fetid
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 23h
Wank Shed
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 23h
Even the horses are wrong
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Being a Nice Guy to impress Queen Nigella?
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Characters do grow. I enjoyed it. The Covid episode was lovely. It can be full of heart. But yes, the characters are not likeable but not as bad as Always Sunny.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Him and Eric Idle who seemingly is always talking to people on the phone hours before they die.
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Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude
Alt: Death in Monty Python’s Meaning of Life
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There are train streams at home, thank you. So many. So many. It’s like living with this gif.
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Trains
Alt: Gif of a cartoon character that says “I like trains”
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A message to AuDHDers Your special interest can change*. Becoming less interested in something does not mean IT is no longer worthy of attention from others. Be nice and remember how it feels to have a new interest. *apart from dinosaurs obviously. They are always awesome.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like that the kids are on a phone* *joke
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Or “Tuesday”.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why does Archer’s obit have the same headline?
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It got so you knew what time it was by what part of the story you were at. Death in Paradise was the same.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heaven 17 on Tuesday in Hammersmith is sold out! If you don’t need this fascist groove thang - 2 standing tickets are available secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/3E006498C...
secure.ticketmaster.co.uk
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He did that deliberately, obvs. Looking forward to the next bumper issue!
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AI?
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How many seconds before Katie calls Sue Ellen a cunt.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s still racism even when you are not draped in a flag or using bad words. Historically wrong and ignorant.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Jeffrey Archer took everything away from me … I lost my home, my dignity, my self-respect, and any hope of a future." Monica Coughlan
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blueberries are involved. Not tried walnuts yet.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have found I like overnight oats. Please update your spreadsheets accordingly. I will not mention this again unless asked directly.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GREEN!! #OnlyConnect
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RSA and schools knew nothing of such conventions which I understand were to do with space.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Each character took up the same space, not like fonts, so it made it easier to read. Mono-space v proportional spacing. When my office work moved to computers the same standards were expected. Not putting two spaces after a full stop would have resulted in my work being scribbled on with red ink.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s a learning to type on a typewriter thing. It’s so ingrained in my I can’t stop! I had typing classes in 86/87
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hope the new arch is reinforced.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The person who designed that ChatGPT ad with the sound effects for the letters being typed needs throwing in a volcano.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think my dad told me. But that was over 40 years ago
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I thought it was just code for “trucker not axe murderer”.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I find that one is really poor for etymology and always disagrees with the OED etc and uses folk etymology. Etymology Online is better and uses attestations from literature. www.etymonline.com/word/fucker
etymonline.com
Fucker - Etymology, Origin & Meaning
"one who copulates," agent noun from fuck (v.). By 1893 as a general term of abuse (or… See origin and meaning of fucker.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No Pinky & Perky. No Sooty and Sweep. This list is bullshit.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nah. Fucker meant the same thing it just wasn’t seen as being rude.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Elizabethan name was Windfucker.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We need to round up Anyone to stop the risk of more poetic terrorism.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was too hasty about the Julies. Now being followed by South Korean porn bots.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They did deliver my mirror on time. However, the obvious hole where someone had hoofed the box was the obvious cause of breakage.
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Topov’s ears were weird.
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