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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️

@modusvivendi.bsky.social
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🍻🥂Here’s to the Second Enlightenment… any day now… he/him, proud ally🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 9h
Came here for this. (ringgg!) Excuse me a moment….
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“ I’ll ask Claude to help me understand the million lives lost in the Great Famine”
“The f you are” meme
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It has no lighting just his purple mojo
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Truly the polestar strategy of the Dem establishment: sucking for no reason.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Praxis.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Homer Simpson envisioning victory over Drederick Tatum in the ring - referee holding Homer’s fist up as announcer says: “A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum…”
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Esp. if it transfers cleanly into the midterm results (unlike Brazil’s polls last week)
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nightmare fuel
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GOP electioneers would never
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your body of work is ready.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(~~~menacing~~~)
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Necessary.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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SNL: Phil Hartman & Church Lady Mascara Sketch
Alt: SNL: Phil Hartman & Church Lady Mascara Sketch
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or someone less equipped to understand that.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They pulled the 2006 script by accident
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Truth
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Red Dart: Indigenous Man with Blowgun
Alt: Red Dart: Indigenous Man with Blowgun
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(hour later, unprompted, addressing entire bridge crew from duty station): “Wordle in two.”
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Controlled Opposition” incarnate.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(finishing each other’s thoughts in the Oval, sotto voce, as Dobbs issued): “Shh, we can use this!” (also assumes they ever spoke…)
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mr. Spock Thinking with a Beard
Alt: Mr. Spock Thinking with a Beard
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Star Trek Captain Kirk Gasp
Alt: Star Trek Captain Kirk Gasp
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes…. Ha ha ha…. Yes!!! Guy from The Onion cartoon leering from large window with black Sickos long sleeve shirt and palms on glass
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is going to go very, very well.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They’re just like us.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Is this a butt I see before me, the cheeks before my hand? Come, let me clap thee!”
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The first Novavax did kick my butt the first time then quite gentle each future one
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Definitely seem better on NVAX the past three years compared to Pfizer
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(I was wrong about the helmet I am so sorry I was remembering from 70 years ago)
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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MST3K Screaming Scene
Alt: MST3K Screaming Scene- he yells into the camera head-on atop his weird sci fi attack cycle or something, stops and calmly puts his helmet down then leaps sideways off the thingie then something goes kablooie
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Check Engine light poetically fades slowly as the engine block recedes in the rear view…
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell, I didn’t know MI had a T on the end till now…
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They keeping folding more evidence into the hivemind until we all realize this.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why does this sound 80% likely to happen.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Would you like to be supermormon?” “Erm. Uh, yeah.” (follows)
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did a grass write this?
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had a vague range of possible titles in mind - this… wasn’t one of them. Thx for linking.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the opposite of awful announcing.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He (should be) so cooked.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Evuh since dat day, day’ve paid him in woims.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Koko also vociferously against the unitary executive theory.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jim Nabors on Set: Cheers and a Sip
Alt: Jim Nabors on Set: Cheers and a Sip
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“He was uninsured so we dumped him in the park per hospital policy.”
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Our epidemiologist in chief would simply be trying to displace measles and Covid with a “better” disease which he alone can fix with sufficient Trumpcoin. Also, Sen. Collins assures us he’s learned his earlier lesson about IV bleach.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes. But not due to his name. (🥁da dum tiss)
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This slaps today too…
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The bandage, the soft construction lines, the arc… just so beautiful and real.
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Modus Vivendi Restorer☯️ @modusvivendi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov ai chatbot hallucinated quite a fever dream in reply to Play Minecraft prompt then denied saying it with impressive stubbornness
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