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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I made a helpful line graph. I'm sorry Boomers. You know It's true. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Flashing back to the time my kids found these photos on my phone, and it was very hard to explain my way out of it. #RFK #KidRock

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

That horse looks like it was killed Goldfinger-style.

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

NY Daily News, please edit your headlines better. I was like, “Why did they let him go after they arrested him for murder earlier that day?” #nydailynews

Driver stopped for turning without signaling in Bronx arrested for murder earlier that day

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Come on. Hawley gay? You can’t fake this kind of passion!

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

In another example of the Trump administration skirting the line between tragedy and parody, the recipient of Trump’s notorious Reflecting Pool no-bid contract, John J. Cafaro, looks like he’s doing Murray Hill cosplay, badly. @murrayhill.bsky.social.

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Trump really has turned our lives into Star Wars. This year has real “end of The Empire Strikes Back” energy. And just like in 1980, we all need to wait 3 years to find out if the resistance can topple a fascist regime.

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I live in a 17-story rent stabilized building in Brooklyn with no working elevators. Someone is going to die from a fall, or EMS not reaching them, or a heart attack! Help us, elected officials! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @shahanafrombk.bsky.social

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I do like the hilarious stock photography of men hugging women as they cook, though. I’m pretty sure this reads “Sleeping with the Enemy” and not “romantic,” to every woman alive. Though I do envy the kitchens in the photos.

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

This wasn't the best photo to use with this headline, Daily News. I was like, "Didn't someone hire them to fight in the arena?"

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Our kitten looks very similar!

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

He’s a charlatan who’s charred his tan. A char-le-tan? #char-le-tan

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

#Chipocalypse? That just sounds like what happens whenever Trump sees snack food. I’m shocked that his team can’t even do parody. Fight back Second City! Parody the f—— out of this a—hole.

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

I can’t wait to tell them about the aliens I saw at Devil’s Tower in Wyoming.

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

It’s very on-brand for him to wear shoes from the “melted Vader mask” line.

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

The lights were flickering today, 1/20/25, when we visited the Teddy Roosevelt Hall at the AMNH. I assume Teddy is making the lights flash by spinning in his grave at what has happened to his party, the presidency, and his country. #AMNH #TeddyRoosevelt

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

My arm may be bandaged, but I can still enjoy the little things, like ripping this magazine to shreds. #boycotttimemagazine

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

In the NYC MTA, the train announcement signs are like, “I’m showing you when the next train will be here. Do you really need to know about the one after? Ok. Wait 3 minutes. You didn’t see it for the one second it was on the screen? I guess that’s your problem.” #mta

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Flashback to my favorite Halloween costume. I stand by it.

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

If you told me that Donald Trump had a Jafar staff (fake gold, with imitation rubies, naturally) that he used to hypnotize half of the country, I might believe you.

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

One of my 4th graders wrote something about “motorcycle bell wings”. I had no idea what they meant so I googled it, in class. I was like, “What in the not safe for work?” I don’t think that this is what they meant.

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

No, docs, I was not going to hand my 4th graders their...thumbs? How was this the predictive text?

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

First transition to a Trump white house had a non-stop "Kneel before Zod" Superman II energy. This time, more so. #SupermanII, #RichardDonner, #RichardLester

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Walked out of my apartment (just to the lobby) inadvertently looking like an elderly DJ, thanks to some unintentional clothing choices.

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I’m glad I can’t afford a Tag Heuer watch, because I don’t have the fortitude to look at this watch face multiple times a day.

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Has anyone else gone absolutely bananas trying to get the number on the side of an app to go away? I checked every inch of that app. It holds no more mysteries for me. Drop the number!

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

For the 4th year in a row, wondering who orders an ornament that documents that year's misfortunes.

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Pottery Barn Teen, what in the world are you thinking? Unless you're rich enough to replace this chair every week, I don't even want to think of what it's going to look like.

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Allow me to introduce the world’s ugliest bathroom, featured heavily in S1E18 of Murder She Wrote. And yes, it is a plot point. And yes, it does have heavy carpeting, a suite with 2 different shades of blue, sconces, statuary, wallpaper. Am I missing anything?

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M Dobkin @modopyr.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I'm watching the true crime show I'm Not A Monster. The killer is a grandmother with a sign-home filled with signs like "If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy." They just showed the Motel 6 where she was hiding as a fugitive, and dammit if she didn't bring a portable sign with her on the lam!

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