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Modern Haiku For The ___.

@modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social
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In the form haiku? Poems of Japanese words Lovingly written It’s five syllables Then do your awesome seven Then it’s five again Just give an effort Of some glorious wordplay Counting tiny sounds

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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Slot machine go brr Either win ginormously Or lose it all now
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Existential threats Society never grew up Only bided silence Now the crass unmasking Murdering the innocent With gleeful cheering Frequent lies abound Gaslighting aplenty, yikes Abusive tactics You are now the threat May you resist with safety Blessings for fighters
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Find class consciousness Deliberate fibs on Marx Must start punching up Not left, right, or down Take on the super wealthy No more boot licking
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It’s beyond stressful Seeps in cellular level Lost to the darkness
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Difficult to heal As the scorched winds engulf earth Tranquility lost
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Useless exchanges Debate bros murdered discourse Disingenuous
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Due process matters Taken from one, lost by all Must stand together
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It’s time for worry Cruelty should not be excused Fear my empathy
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Democracy ends With loud thunderous applause Call to deafen claps.
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
To all my buddies. When they denounce my freedom Flee away rapidly Warnings aplenty Ignorant did not listen Roaches for bug spray Threats to your safety May strength leave the “almighty” Underdogs must thrive Just know in the end When frozen gestapo comes Not go quietly
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Why did this happen? Carly, Nina, and Eva Why soap operas?
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
On a lighter note Pizza is gloriously good Thin crust all the way
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Murder is icy Hemoglobin on cold snow Shame on offender
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Cold DNA After initiation Liberty is dead
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Unyielding chaos Immigration attacks kids Abolish frozen
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Pinot noir powers But only sixty minutes Crashed out, wake later.
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Terrifying start, Through the trunk of the willow The bloom shall prosper
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
To my favorite Beautiful disaster Please select kindness Kindness to oneself Has massive difficulty! It is possible.
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Oh scarlet panda Blessed be tiny cutie May the bamboo crunch
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
In healing era Complicated messiness Destroy to create!
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Destined to function Finally falling apart Peace and harmony.
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Captured evasion Only three quarters obtained Elevated mood
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Gloriously failed Existence impossible Craving catch up rest
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Searching what escapes daily division of eight very disjointed.
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Mine to have and eat Always comes annually Celebration time!
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Contoured to the skin, Covered area complete. Eroticism
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Afternoon delight Done in a moment’s notice. Unsatisfying
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Withering spectrum Of moods born in aplenty Narrowed down to two
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
In isolation, treated like pariah still. Who cast my shunning?
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
These whispering words Once hidden with shameful fear Now screams boosted pride.
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Morning news alight, chaos and calamity. We must demand peace.
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Coffee the nectar, of South American gods. Favored pick-me-up.
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Blistering winters, of ironic warm weather. Climate controller.
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Overdo tequila. Stolen future happiness. Build sickness city.
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Oh the things written! at random moments notice. ugly or beauty. An experiment, this attempt of my wordplay, be mysterious.
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Modern Haiku For The ___. @modernhaikuforfun.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
An attempt begins, My crack at writing haiku, Be literal things.
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