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@mockturtle06.bsky.social
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Dreamer, killer of fruit trees, general mess.

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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 16h
Mulberries. This is it, the crop. I have 4 trees (and 2 currawongs).
Several purple berries scattered over 1 scoop of vanilla icecream in a small dish with curved edges. With steel spoon.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm also deep into Mary Stewart's Merlin series. What can I say, I need a comfort read.
Stone circle,  Cornwall
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Went to see NT Live's The Misanthrope. It had a lot to say. Great cast. What can I say, I always feel for the character as I'm a blunt bitch who speaks her truth. It's a 4 hour round trip now to see art films. I'm tired.
Old fashioned cinema showing The Great Arch and The Invite
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was. More dancing, from a first floor window in Government House (I was waiting for a talk).
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wisteria Gardens, Baramadagal Country. Yes, these are not wisteria. Couldn't get near the wisteria. Wisteria hysteria.
Pink blossoms and a green bug.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Regency Promenade at Old Government House, Country of the Baramadagal people. It was 32C. My bonnet was not cut out for this.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Flattened silver armbands from the Galloway Hoard, currently at the Australian National Maritime Museum.
Strips of silver with patterned markings.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yup.
A silver and blue trained with an oval panel stating The Overland with emu logo.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The wheat belt is now a canola belt, apparently. 📷 taken from a train near the South Australia-Victoria border.
A field of bright yellow canola.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Glenelg, previously Holdfast Bay, country of the Kaurna people.
A jetty stretches out into the water. Streaky clouds above.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Damn autocorrect. Here’s a boat sailing on the air, also from Parramatta Open.
A replica wooden boat hangs suspended over a lobby cafe.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Big day yesterday for someone still a bit woozy. Explored with Parramatta Open. Peaked inside the barracks, the court house holding cells, the town hall. Followed by Tim Finn. It was a great show, buoyed by lots of love.
An old tank sits in a parade ground surrounded by glass buildings.Sign says Enmore Theatre: Tim Finn
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And she did the Like a Version Radiohead cover. Neat. Sorry for the crappy vid, I fumbled.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Decided to see Vera Blue as a treat (everything is terrible). She was amazing. Really great show. All my faves.
Vera Blue in a black Gothic dress with enormous mutton chop sleeves.Poster for Vera Blue
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Watching EPIC, because we're an observant household.🕺 Yesterday, there was a record fair. I stuck to the bargain boxes. I did, promise.
Elvis, King Creole; Rodgers and Hammerstein, South Pacific; Sherbet, Photoplay; ABC, Alphabet City; Jo Jo Zep, Cha; Space 1999.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I should explain. On holiday. Large fire nearby turning sky orange. I asked the manager what the protocols were. She overheard and got very nasty. This was 2019. Have you read the 2019-20 reports? Yes, I fear fire.
Smoke at Bondi 2019
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Judith Durham's dress, from performing with the Seekers. Old Treasury Building, Naarm/Melbourne
2 bands of pink, light and dark highling a navy 60s shift dress.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I mean, one measly flyblown clementine. It's hardly a victory garden.
Insect affected citrus fruit in sunshine.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Saw Avatar at the art gallery. I learnt a lot. Loved the animations. Wave those entrails in the air like you just don't care www.artgallery.nsw.gov.au/whats-on/exh...
Statue of Vishnu in AGNSW
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Actual proper charcoal grey banging thunderstorm overhead, BOM, but never mind.
Westhercsays sunny.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Archibald Fountain, Hyde Park
Statues shrouded in spray under the sun.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Also from Naarm, an old, old helmet on display in the Hellenic Museum, which is a favourite.
A crusty old helmet
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm tired of being sad. Here's a pic from the last time I was happy, in Naarm, back in April, at the NGV
Mirrored reflection of Vivienne Westwood designs at the NGV
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The camellias. They are quite magnificent this year. I don't know why. I wish I had heart enough left to take proper joy of them.
White and pink flowers on a bush.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
To lose one cat is a misfortune, to lose 2 will probably get me in trouble. Dear old grumpy pants Blue had a bad stroke. I buried him with a sprig of lavender and camellia blossums. The cat who came to dinner, and stayed for the messy garden.
A cat with blue eyes.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Going to bed exhausted. Dug a deep hole and buried my darling old trickster cat. The effort not to cry is shattering.
Soots asleep on the couch
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Giraffes at Melbourne Zoo Because look at the patterns
4 giraffes of differing patterns eat from a raised feed bowl.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Ahoy ahoy magic moment banned song ahoy
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This was excellent. A real thought lrovoking discussion on heroes, monsters a d bad behaviour
Screen showing text Myths Retold
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
SQUÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Happy birthday, Sir David Africa, 2019.
Two giraffes
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Orangutan watching the animals in the zoo. Melbourne Zoo, Narrm
Orangutan sits on a metal platform, beside rubbish, watching crowds through a window.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Shrine of Remembrance, Narrm. I remember my grandmother's favourite brother, the one who came back from the war, never the same. He sat on a park bench, shuffling cards, day after day.
A stone building of mixed classical styles.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Unsolicited duck pic. Yesterday, I went to the show. Olympic Park, Wangal Country
A duck tries to eat the camera
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Went to the art gallery yesterday on a rainy morning. I liked it. www.artgallery.nsw.gov.au/whats-on/exh...
Sculpture of couple under a beach umbrella by Ron Mueck.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I feel for the estuary birds in this pic. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...
Birds fly away as rocket blasts off
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
What else am I going to see on the Ides of March? 😁 Love Bell. Being a touring teaching company they cleave to clarity over cleverness (if you've seen Hamlet Camp you know of which I speak). Not that they're not clever, it's just, well, the play's the thing.
Postercfor Julius Caesar showing cast.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I also crammed in a matinee of Art. Damon and Toby were excellent, but Rox had them laughing all the way to the back of the Ros just with the way he stood in front of the painting. Supreme shoulder acting.
Poster lists Richard Roxburg, Damon Herrington and Toby Schmitz in Art.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I thought Grace Jones was most pop star, but Jarvis is all hold my English breakfast tea. Pulp were fantasmagorical. Smashing concert, even in the rain.
Jarvis Cocker poses infront of a digital sunrise.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Lions dancing in the street
Yellow and red and white and red lions shimmy their last NY dance.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Ancient phone shot of fuzzy moon.
Fuzzy red moon
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A new terror was unlocked at the Opera House.
Sign saying don't drop your phone in the gaps between the steps.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
la mère et l'enfant (possums in the driveway)
Joey possum riding mum.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Classic Dior, at the NGV
3 classic Doors dresses, all with synched waists.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Luna Park. The scary one. St Kilda.
A wide mouth gapes at the entrance to the park.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A lion dances in Little Bourke Street.
Lion dancers prance towards a lettuce on a table.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Triceratops at the Melbourne Museum.
Articulated fossil of a triceratops
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Thrilled to see some Westwood at the NGV
Several Westwood outfits suggesting pirates.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Got a pomegranate off the tree. Why yes, my pomegranate is the sweetest, juiciest pomegranate.
Jewel red pomegranate seeds spill over fried chicken, rice on the side.
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Jen @mockturtle06.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Friday was hectic. Up hours before dawn for frantic kitchen scrubbing. Plumber arrives to replace down pipe. Much noise and dust. Meanwhile urgent last minute jobs. Then off to the Art Gallery to see Dangerously Modern. Very different to the SA version. www.artgallery.nsw.gov.au/collection/w...
Title

Sydney tram line

1936
Artist

Eveline Syme

Australia
1888 – 06 Jun 1961
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