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You should ̶n̶'̶t̶ believe what you see on the internet. Satirical Imagebomb™ Makers since 2016. Fuck Elon. linktr.ee/mockeree

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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Let the investigation resume!
The poster for the film ‘Brewster’s Millions’, but now it’s ‘Fraudster’s Millions’, with a yellow-suited, eyebrow-cocked Farage in the Richard Pryor role, sticking up out of an infinite pile of money, tossing notes with one hand and clutching a pint glass with the other. Above him, lying across the bed of dollar bills where John Candy used to be, is Count Binface, arms folded. He was robbed! Among the credits are Christopher Harbourne, George Cottrell and Fiona Cottrell. The tagline now reads “You don’t have to be corrupt to accept 5 million pounds in gifts. But it helps.”
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#NigelFarage makes a statement about his future in public life
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𝔻𝕁 𝕊𝕦𝕓𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟 @djsubterrain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"I just need 11780 goals"
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
👏
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“Gianni? Yes, it’s Donald again.”
The photo from Trump’s first presidency where he altered a map showing the course of a hurricane with a Sharpie, but now it’s the score from the USA’s World Cup loss to Belgium which has been amended to USA 100-0 Belgium
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/mock...
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wrong uniform.
Trump in a frame from his demented AI video in which he’s posing as a doctor in a hospital, but now his overalls are orange; the room behind him is a bare, utilitarian cell containing nothing but a double bunk, a Mockeree logo mug and a framed photo of himself with Jeffrey Epstein; and between him and us are out-of-focus bars. His prisoner number is 8647, obviously.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Maybe everyone just went to the wrong Great American State Fair. #Freedom250
The Great American State Fair Total Landscaping, a shuttered garage door in the front of an unremarkable suburban industrial unit, the name on a sign on a gantry above, with Rudi Giuliani behind a lectern addressing an empty car park
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
☺️
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"You won, E. Jean! Enjoy the money. I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, E. Jean.”
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"You won, E. Jean! Enjoy the money. I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, E. Jean.”
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dog demands praise for cleaning up own shit
Trump on his hands and knees behind a big coiled turd on the Oval Office carpet, his face upturned, brown smears glistening around his proud smirk. It’s a metaphor for his war with Iran, you see.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Did somebody say ‘changing behind a curtain’?”
The facade of the Kennedy Center, partly hidden by the tarpaulin that was put up to conceal the removal of Trump’s name, with just the last few letters of “…Performing Arts” visible near the top. At the bottom, the tiny figure of Trump is pushing aside the curtain to peep behind it.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A fight…? Yes… yes, that’s what it’s for, confirm quick-thinking White House cage builders
The south portico of the White House (the semicircular bit with the columns), seen looking up at an imposing angle from ground level, now with bars in all the windows, loops of razor wire atop all the balustrades, and a thick, dull grey concrete wall in front displaying the sign “Department of Corrections Central Detention Facility”, all behind a big chain-link metal prison fence topped with more coils of razor wire.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Happy #EdBallsDay x
The famous photo from the White House Correspondents Dinner with Melania and Trump seated behind a table and some other guy behind them holding up a note. Melania and the other guy are looking up, shocked, while Trump has a sly little smile like he’s enjoying the warmth of a freshly filled nappy. The handwritten note held up by the other guy now says “Ed Balls”. 

I don’t know who he is and I can’t be arsed to look it up. Look, mate, this is a solemn occasion. Don’t make it all about you. This is Ed Balls Day.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Surprise winner in the Galton and Simpson by-election
The Green Party candidate for the Gorton and Denton by-election, giving the winning speech from behind a lectern, is now a grinning Albert Steptoe. The characteristically gracious Reform candidate, slightly out of focus in the lineup of losing candidates at the back, is now a disgusted Harold Steptoe.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“Release the corgis”
The sinister figure sitting with steepled fingers in the back of the car back to Sandringham is now Montgomery Burns-Windsor
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“Release the corgis”
The sinister figure sitting with steepled fingers in the back of the car back to Sandringham is now Montgomery Burns-Windsor
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Donald Trump and Liz Truss standing together in matching pink golf shirt and dress (I’ll let you imagine which is wearing which), now both bearing the words “I’M WITH STUPID” and an illustration of a hand, each pointing at the other. His grin is as fake as his skin colour and hers is as gormless as someone who’s had an elective gormectomy. Yes it’s a couple of days late, I’ve been busy, ok?
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Honestly, I just added the slogans (and the watermark). Didn’t even remember to do the hands this time. Quick ‘n’ dirty 10-minute pre-work job.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Donald Trump and Liz Truss standing together in matching pink golf shirt and dress (I’ll let you imagine which is wearing which), now both bearing the words “I’M WITH STUPID” and an illustration of a hand, each pointing at the other. His grin is as fake as his skin colour and hers is as gormless as someone who’s had an elective gormectomy. Yes it’s a couple of days late, I’ve been busy, ok?
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Why was Trump watching #BadBunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show instead of #KidRock’s?
The intrigued/disgusted dichotomy of the Kombucha Girl meme, now wearing a MAGA hat as she is intrigued by an illuminated sign saying ‘KID’ but disgusted when it’s zoomed out to reveal ‘KID ROCK’
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Why was Trump watching #BadBunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show instead of #KidRock’s?
The intrigued/disgusted dichotomy of the Kombucha Girl meme, now wearing a MAGA hat as she is intrigued by an illuminated sign saying ‘KID’ but disgusted when it’s zoomed out to reveal ‘KID ROCK’
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
“We’re all trying to find the staffer who did this”
Trump wearing a gorilla costume in the shop (and pose) of the hot dog guy from the ‘I Think You Should Leave’ sketch
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. But your stars were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
The entrance to Jurassic Park, looming over a road through the jungle undergrowth, but the sign above the huge wooden gates now says “Jeffrey’s Island”. Approaching them with its back to us is a white golf cart driven by a fat blond man in a red baseball cap. The gates are closed.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
EXCLUSIVE preview of the revitalised Trump-Kennedy Center
The corrugated metal garage door of an unprepossessing warehouse on a suburban industrial estate, bearing the logo of Trump-Kennedy Total Landscaping
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
EXCLUSIVE preview of the revitalised Trump-Kennedy Center
The corrugated metal garage door of an unprepossessing warehouse on a suburban industrial estate, bearing the logo of Trump-Kennedy Total Landscaping
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
There was no big sloppy shit in the Oval Office, claims big sloppy shit in the Oval Office
The book cover of ‘Dump: The Shart of the Deal’ by Donald J. Dump and Tony Schitz, the cover photo being a screenshot from the hastily abandoned press conference from a couple of days ago in which Trump, seated in the Oval Office, looks - from the effort on his face - like he’s squeezing out a trouser potato, while the woman standing behind him is holding her nose. A cover quote says “Trump makes one believe for a moment that a man can shit himself on live TV again.” It’s not grown-up and it’s not clever, but in our defence neither is he.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
There was no big sloppy shit in the Oval Office, claims big sloppy shit in the Oval Office
The book cover of ‘Dump: The Shart of the Deal’ by Donald J. Dump and Tony Schitz, the cover photo being a screenshot from the hastily abandoned press conference from a couple of days ago in which Trump, seated in the Oval Office, looks - from the effort on his face - like he’s squeezing out a trouser potato, while the woman standing behind him is holding her nose. A cover quote says “Trump makes one believe for a moment that a man can shit himself on live TV again.” It’s not grown-up and it’s not clever, but in our defence neither is he.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
OUT NOW! In this blackly comical horror story, when an angry brat meets an almost-lifelike mechanical doll, violence and terror soon follow. #Melania #M3GAN #M3LANIA
The poster from the film M3GAN, except it’s now M3LANIA, and the smooth, lifeless face of the killer doll now has the sharp cheekbones, straight wide mouth and narrow squint of the First Fembot.  The original out-of-focus little girl looming in close-up at the left edge of frame, whom the robot was giving an inscrutable side-eye, is now a pouting geriatric sex offender with less convincing hair than the doll’s. The slogan across the centre of the poster now says “gold digging has evolved”, the film is playing “in empty theaters January 30” and the credits at the bottom include “story by Joseph Bezos and Elon Goebells”, “files by Jeffrey Epstein” and “directed by Rat Brettner”.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
(now without the embarrassing error)
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
OUT NOW! In this blackly comical horror story, when an angry brat meets an almost-lifelike mechanical doll, violence and terror soon follow. #Melania #M3GAN #M3LANIA
The poster from the film M3GAN, except it’s now M3LANIA, and the smooth, lifeless face of the killer doll now has the sharp cheekbones, straight wide mouth and narrow squint of the First Fembot.  The original out-of-focus little girl looming in close-up at the left edge of frame, whom the robot was giving an inscrutable side-eye, is now a pouting geriatric sex offender with less convincing hair than the doll’s. The slogan across the centre of the poster now says “gold digging has evolved”, the film is playing “in empty theaters January 30” and the credits at the bottom include “story by Joseph Bezos and Elon Goebells”, “files by Jeffrey Epstein” and “directed by Rat Brettner”.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Shock as Cruella Braverman defects to Puppy Farm UK
Suella Braverman at the Reform UK rally, now with half-black, half-white hair and wearing a long white fur coat covered in black Dalmatian spots
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Shock as Cruella Braverman defects to Puppy Farm UK
Suella Braverman at the Reform UK rally, now with half-black, half-white hair and wearing a long white fur coat covered in black Dalmatian spots
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Protests in the streets of Ghorman after Emperor Oompaloompatine orders immigration crackdown
A shot from the Star Wars tv series Andor, showing from behind a squad of armed Imperial stormtroopers descending steps into a town square full of protestors and smoke, but the symbols on the stormtroopers’ backs now say “ICE”.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Trump unveils his Board of Peace
Trump at his announcement ceremony in Davos, sitting behind a desk in front of a blue backdrop patterned with  ‘Board of Peace’ emblems, holding up a signed document to the press, who are silhouetted in the front at bottom of frame. Behind him are a rogue’s gallery of his collaborators of varying degrees of villainy, from left to right: Fenella the Kettle Witch, Jabba the Hutt, a Dalek, the Hamburglar, Skeletor, Gripper Stebson, Gargamel, Grotbags, Count Baltar, Ming the Merciless, Dick Dastardly, Nelson Muntz, Nasty Nick Cotton, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, the Armus, Vecna and the Hooded Claw. Looming behind them are the four Dark Judges, and at the back, towering over the right half of the picture, is one leg of the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
SSSUCCCCESSSS!
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Trump unveils his Board of Peace
Trump at his announcement ceremony in Davos, sitting behind a desk in front of a blue backdrop patterned with  ‘Board of Peace’ emblems, holding up a signed document to the press, who are silhouetted in the front at bottom of frame. Behind him are a rogue’s gallery of his collaborators of varying degrees of villainy, from left to right: Fenella the Kettle Witch, Jabba the Hutt, a Dalek, the Hamburglar, Skeletor, Gripper Stebson, Gargamel, Grotbags, Count Baltar, Ming the Merciless, Dick Dastardly, Nelson Muntz, Nasty Nick Cotton, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, the Armus, Vecna and the Hooded Claw. Looming behind them are the four Dark Judges, and at the back, towering over the right half of the picture, is one leg of the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Distracted dictator
Trump as the distracted boyfriend, now on a map between the indignant Greenland and the distracting Iceland. He’s flipped so the islands can be in roughly the right places, although Iceland is enlarged and out of focus because it’s closer to us.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
ERRATA @whitehouse-47.bsky.social
The first of two pictures. A tweet by the White House’s X account, saying “The numbers confirm what we already knew: ALL WE NEEDED WAS A NEW PRESIDENT!” and attaching their social media graphic listing some dubious achievements of Trump’s first year back in office, over a purple-tinted photo of Trump and Vance, both with their right arms raised. The text over the top is as follows:

President Trump's First Year: By the Numbers

129 Regulations cut for every 1 new rule
→ $211B saved
21% Decrease in overdoses
8 Major wars ended
228 Executive Orders issued
60% Decrease in VA backlog
8 Straight months of 0 releases at the border
70% Decrease in inflation
100% Of new jobs to American-born workersThe second and final attached image. A by Mockeree’s X account, which I’m increasingly thinking of abandoning but it’s still there for the moment, quoting the White House one with the word “ERRATA” and a remix of their graphic. The figures in the purple-tinted background photo are now Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, and the text overall laid on top of it now says the following:

President Trump's First Year: By the Numbers

1500 Convicted insurrectionists pardoned
115 Alleged drug smugglers murdered without trial
0 Real wars ended
1 Oil-rich nation invaded
2 Allied nations threatened with invasion
3 Dementia tests boasted about
1% Of the Epstein files released
31 Days beyond the legal deadline for the release of the Epstein files
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Trump awarded the REAL Nobel prize after throwing a kettle over a pub
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Trump awarded the REAL Nobel prize after throwing a kettle over a pub
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Denmark announces intention to annex Minnesota, declaring that the United States cannot protect it from the United States
A section of a map centred on Minnesota, which is now labelled as part of the Kingdom of Denmark and distinguished from the neighbouring US states by an overlay of the white cross on red background of the Danish flag
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Denmark announces intention to annex Minnesota, declaring that the United States cannot protect it from the United States
A section of a map centred on Minnesota, which is now labelled as part of the Kingdom of Denmark and distinguished from the neighbouring US states by an overlay of the white cross on red background of the Danish flag
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Shock as Dalek Jen-Ric completely unexpectedly defects to the Exterminate party
Robert Jenrick - now with a Dalek-human hybrid head, all one eye and tentacles - shaking hands with Farage, now with the life-support chair and electronic eye of Davros. Behind them a slogan says “Skaro needs reform”. Davros has got two arms because it’s a flipped image and I could not be arsed. This should’ve been finished last night.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Donald Trump awarded inaugural FAFO peace prize
One of the photos of Trump standing next to the laughable FIFA “peace prize”, which has now been replaced with a golden model of a mushroom cloud. The accompanying medal around Trump’s neck is now a vaguely familiar square silver one displaying in red the words “JEFF FIXED IT FOR ME”. I don’t know what that means. Must be a wonderful secret.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Begun, this clown war has.
The poster for Start Wars, Epissode I: The Fanta Menace, featuring the tattooed bright orange face of the Shit Lord, Darth Trump. A slogan says “every MAGA has a biglying”. I thought it would save time to re-edit the one I made in 2018, but with a new logo, updated saggy old face and a lot of pissing about, there are only dregs left of the original, much like the world when he’s done with it.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
An orange-faced Muttley proudly pointing at the FIFA Peace Prize medal round his neck, just awarded to him by Dick Dastardly who’s holding the accompanying certificate. On a stand between them is the weirdly creepy trophy. I’ve no idea where they are but it looks like the Upside Down. I made this a week ago and just rediscovered it and yes, fuck it, here you go.
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Surprise winner takes inaugural #SPOTY peace prize
In the studio of the BBC Sports Personality of the Year, prize bellend Donald Trump placing a medal round his own neck, behind a stand bearing the title ‘BBC Peace Personality of the Year’ and a tiny golden trophy looking a little bit like a stunted golden mushroom dick
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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Surprise winner takes inaugural #SPOTY peace prize
In the studio of the BBC Sports Personality of the Year, prize bellend Donald Trump placing a medal round his own neck, behind a stand bearing the title ‘BBC Peace Personality of the Year’ and a tiny golden trophy looking a little bit like a stunted golden mushroom dick
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