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@mobtowndare.bsky.social
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baltimore obsessed townie. so, naturally ravens football and orioles baseball. coding things. politically unafilliated.

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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I’m going to risk sounding dumb here but can I just walk into the Peabody library? What’s the procedure?
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I’m bitching on all the other social media outlets but want to keep this account nice, but can we please, Baltimore, get out there and pick up the trash? It’s nice out. TALK to the people outside. Love you!
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Anyone out here with connections to Baltimore Greenspace I can ask some questions to?
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
80 year old Hon in Geno’s opening weekend telling them the bread is too gummy and they need to undercook the bread a little. We’re so fucking back.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I’d make a song about her too, ngl
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
So, that whole “Brandon spent too much at the concession stand” thing backfired.
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Picard management tip: It's okay to be gentle and kind.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Another art drop from @makestudiobmore.bsky.social 16th birthday party today! Drop by until 5!
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
the honor it is to express this kind of love towards someone is something I wish for everyone to experience. and I won’t even qualify that statement.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Was there an album more on the money in human history? A Columbia house record club pick worth the ruined credit.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The peak of Baltimore social media was when people from canton unleashed kept catching people fucking in the canton crossing parking lots when it was under construction. All downhill ever since.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
We need to run community servers now that latency is almost a non-issue. You can effectively side-step every streaming service, cloud service, webhost, etc etc and keep your money and data away from these pieces of shit. Every family should just run a big server for their cloud and *gasp* AI needs.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
When I was I think 15, I understood Trumpism was going to happen. I think about the exact moment often. I was trying to date this girl, one that had obviously been through childhood trauma. I had been too, and you kind of just find these people when youre all forced to be together in school.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Anyway The Beatles were so bored of European culture they wanted to be Chuck Berry, and the Rolling Stones were so desperate to find escape from their culture that they wanted to be Muddy Waters. But sure little Marco, it’s Columbus, cathedrals and Michelangelo paintings all the way down.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The Code of Hammurabi was written in fucking Mesopotamia, little Marco. I HATE THESE DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS SO MUCCCHHHHHHHH
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
my brother said there ain't a thing i can do my wife and my kids are all down with the flu and i was just thinking about calling on you and im busted
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Is the Amy sherald exhibition taking up the whole contemporary wing of the bma?
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
When I was a young man, no bigger than this, a chocolate egg cream was not to be missed.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
sometimes I like to walk across campus pretending I invented hotornotdotcom
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Towson’s assistant coach is the cousin so we’re tigers today only
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Dan Holt @danielsholt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
MIKE MAC!!! YOU DESERVE THAT LIKE A MF!
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
DRAKE MAYE IS A FRAUD MIKE MCDONALD PITCHING AN ABSOLUTE SHUT OUT
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
*blows weed smoke at the camera* “Baltimore needs a rebranding because of its drug problems” ☠️
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chirping bird @chrpngbrd.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
How a Gilman alum changed a healthcare CEO
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Some of your (and my) most opinionated friends don’t even have a city zip code. Always keep that in mind.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
ANOTHER DAY IN THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA BABY
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Just the absolute best news about my brother’s lymphoma today. I might go on north ave with a sign again like I did with Harbaugh. Whenever I stop crying maybe.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
who the FUCK are these 21 democrat house members?
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I KNOW this mf isnt on tv right now talking about criminals. katv.com/news/local/t...
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Trump commutes prison sentence of congressman’s son convicted in federal drug case
President Trump has granted clemency to the son of a sitting member of Congress. The White House confirming the federal prison sentence of James Phillip Womack—
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
the most 'in the know' person i know has always told me to only watch cspan if I really wanted a fair telling of politics and nothing has radicalized me more. that was certainly not his intent. i hate these fat cats.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
there is no dark side in the moon, really. matter of fact, it's all dark.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The world you grew up in no longer exists
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chirping bird @chrpngbrd.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
staying alive out of spite to witness the trials. the Epstein trials. the ICE/DHS trials.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
SINNERS is a wild ass movie. God damn.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
So the aaa lucha federation is basically wwe royal rumble filler lmao
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
LETS GOOOOOOO
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a woman in a wrestling ring with diva bible on the bottom
ALT: a woman in a wrestling ring with diva bible on the bottom
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Why the constant bullshit framing all the time, @cnn.com? Afraid the worst people in the world won’t watch you anymore? The people have spoken, we don’t want ICE at ALL.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Thing never change in Baltimore because someone reduced the crime rate by a large percentage and people want to kick him out over some snow. Simple asses.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Bury me to the 36 minute version of sister ray and everyone has to listen to the whole thing.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
AI doesn’t vibe code. Humans vibe code.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
so you’re an empath and HAPPY about it? In this economy? Idk man. I would like off the ride.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Lmao the chair spot saving issue is a lead story on the news Can you tell it’s been like 10 years?
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Fucking KNEW it. Why is this in our city in direct opposition to our values as a collective?!
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PoeKnowsBest @hoejamilton.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Friends, there are a LOT of great causes that need your donations, so I'm not telling you where to donate...but if you WANT to donate somewhere, you can sponsor me, my kid, and his friend for the Deep Creek Dunk for Special Olympics MD in February! support.somd.org/team/799859
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2026 Deep Creek Dunk
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
mobility doesn’t play around.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Brass balls. All of them up there.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Your cars absence is what made the spot you “shoveled out”. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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baltimore is so back @mobtowndare.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
My photogenic boy. He does not like the snow quite as much as I. Upsets his lil apple cart.
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