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@mobolton.bsky.social
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mobolton.bsky.social @mobolton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
THIS is the problem. I for one do not wish to live as a medieval serf, do you?
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mobolton.bsky.social @mobolton.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Heading to DC today to poop on a desk and collect my prize. Who’s with me?
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mobolton.bsky.social @mobolton.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Guys, what the fuck are we doing? Is there no final straw, before we start lighting fires in the streets?!?!?!
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mobolton.bsky.social @mobolton.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Wishing a happy Justice for Cricket Day to all those who observe!!!
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mobolton.bsky.social @mobolton.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
WHY is anyone putting up with this? WHY did no one respond “WHAT did you say?” No excuse for this. Ever.
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mobolton.bsky.social @mobolton.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Pam and Kash say there’s nothing in the Epstein files that would lead DOJ to prosecute anyone. But this clown loses his royal titles. Guess it’s for unrelated reasons…
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.
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mobolton.bsky.social @mobolton.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
👊🇺🇸🔥 Pete Hegseth’s next tattoo.
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mobolton.bsky.social @mobolton.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
👊🇺🇸🔥 Pete Hegseth’s next tattoo.
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mobolton.bsky.social @mobolton.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
When you have to live with the consequences of your bad choices.
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mobolton.bsky.social @mobolton.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Greedy billionaire: Freedom is ethical; minimizes coercion. Same greedy billionaire: Publish my opinion only, or you’re fired.
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mobolton.bsky.social @mobolton.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I’m ready for the asteroid now.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23/01/2025
"Look, it really was more a top-to-bottom failure of every conceivable institutional safeguard that brought us here. Maybe even a fatal flaw in capitalism’s occultic fabric that inevitably metastasizes humanity’s worse inclinations."
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Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
Please allow me to take your umbrella, Dread Lord. My advisors informed me this morning during my final daily presidential briefing that Hell had f...
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mobolton.bsky.social @mobolton.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
So sweet, you’d never guess they just shredded the back of this chair and beat up the dog.
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