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Mobian

@mobiansqueak.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm a deer/skunk thing that likes balloons and being a balloon. 23, toy | use whatever pronouns you want da-squeak-zone.straw.page

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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Coming up on almost 3 weeks now and still no email. Who's ass do I have to light a fire under in order to be able to buy this fucking thing I'm tired of waiting. I'm seeing everyone I know already receiving theirs while I'm still sitting here with my dick in my hand waiting for this stupid email
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine having to need a walkthrough for an I Spy! CD-ROM game Couldn't be me... >.>
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can't help but imagine one of those silly little statue fountains I keep seeing at garden stores. The ones of the little kid peeing into pond lol
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's about to be two weeks since they said they'd send me an email to let me buy the damn thing but I'm already seeing everyone else pay for and receive theirs while I'm still waiting. How long is this damn queue? Why haven't I gotten my email yet? I'm actually starting to get real impatient here
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've had that happen to me a couple times. Idk if your brain works the same as mine in this case but a song will usually be on loop in my head for a good while and then when I go to listen to it again it'll feel slower than how it played in my head
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Desperately need my big balloon bed again. Can't deal with work BS today. Just let me flop back and sink in and not have to worry about anything ever again
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Jenuki ☕️ MoNSTeR CAFÉ! @jenuki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
mario sunshine audio edit from a while back that i forgot to post
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
omg look at this new meme i found called "numa numa" this could be big
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gathering literally everything I have for the spirit bomb of money I'm boutta drop on this
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Lavender @lavenderavali.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Adorable squeaky art for @mobiansqueak.bsky.social !
Inflatable creature riding a balloon
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Please God pleeeeeeaaaaase allow me to be able to get a steam frame I need an upgrade so bad Also I wish all scalpers a very fuck off let me have this
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#deer 🦌
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anyway a bird decided it wanted to do some shopping today at my workplace
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Apologies for the weird tonal shift from my regular posts, I just needed to vent these frustrations
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What also irks me the most is that ALL of the jokes I've heard are just borderline if not just straight up worshipping the man like he wasn't a massive prick and went against everything we stand for Like, What are we doing here? Are we still joking at this point?
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm sorry if you think the jokes are funny. I don't. I'd rather not think about him. He doesn't deserve to stick around in my thoughts and mind Stop bringing him back up for fuck's sake
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Seeing a bunch of jokes and memes about Charlie Kirk popping back up because it's been a year since he died and honestly I'd rather just forget that he existed. I don't need constant reminders. I don't need to remember him. I just want him out of my life and y'all just won't let go
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Additionally I miss having my huge ass balloon as a bed. Was honestly the best sleeping setup I ever had
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Currently stuck at work thinking about how much I miss the smell of latex lmao. Somebody better make some latex aromatherapy thing or I'm gonna lose it
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have to agree. New bed was definitely the biggest highlight
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Also I miss the whole room smelling like latex, kinda wish it smelled like that more often
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Welp, it's time I put looner week to a close. Family is on their way back home so now I gotta clean everything up. Honestly I don't think I could have had a better opportunity to do something like this. There's still a couple things I wanted to do but just didn't have time to do it Still had fun
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
[CW: LOTS OF 🎈BALLOON HUMPING + 🔊SOUNDS] Looner week day 7: I just haaad to get a video comparing what it's like to ride a big GL1200 in VR vs IRL
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Looner week day 6: enjoy a whole 5 minutes of me on my new bed seriously I actually wanna make this my new bed so bad
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A little bit. Have to rearrange everything if I wanna move around the big one
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Update: I did it :3
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Current goal of the day is to fill this entire room with the balloons I have. I'm confident I can at least fill most of it but for now I'm just gonna have to keep going
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Looner week day 5: experimented with Value's goo shader to add squish to the balloon and got some nice pics to go with it
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I fucking popped I wanna cry now 😭
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Looner week day 4: I finally got to turn a fantasy into reality 🎨 by: @squeakscape.bsky.social
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Looner week day 3: the grape has proven itself to be worthy of being a bed but I woke up the next morning to find it all sad and depressed. Gonna give it some love later
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Looner week day 2: a big ass grape showed up and we big chillin
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Also decided to just do a lil doodle on miiverse for reasons unknown to me. I like it though
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Day one of my looner week: the Powerpuff balloons are here I guess They wanna use the Wii U
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What happens when you try to take me literally anywhere
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Lavender @lavenderavali.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hi. I've been too unmotivated to post anything new here (because I literally have nothing new to share) but I guess I do have a ko-fi now if you want to support me, thank you ko-fi.com/lavenderavali
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In fact I've already sort of started by putting a shirt on a gl500 and then tying the sleeves so it could kind of hug me back Included the other two pics because I thought my pov looked cool when I laid down and hugged it with both arms and legs
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Okay talking about it now before I forget to again Starting at the end of the week, I'm going to have the house entirely to myself for roughly a week, maybe more To celebrate, I'm gonna fill the house with the biggest balloons I can get It's about time I get to have my own personal looner week :3
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Perhaps I can offer a solution...?
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
On second thought, mayyyyybe I should've asked the salesman if they had any weights before buying the balloon... Oh, also happy helium day :3
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I was gonna make a post about something coming up next week but I might just have to save it for tomorrow or something when the vibecoding of this place figures itself out Keep an eye out though for what's to come~
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I remember watching it somewhat recently and half the time going "WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH RACING????" That being said, was a fun watch the whole way through
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Congration on the 1k! You done it! Take your pick, they all need the squishy treatment :3
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RavenEleven (COMMS OPEN!) @raveneleven.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
To celebrate hitting 1,000 followers recently, I'm going to be doing a raffle for a single-character fully-rendered piece like these examples! TO ENTER: - Follow - Like - Repost - Comment your refs (flat colour preferred) and idea! Winner picked on 21 August Thank you all so much for following! 💙
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yeah I'd say that's pretty accurate 👍
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
They scheduled me for today even though I requested it off on top of all the other days for the weekend. Didn't even bother asking me to confirm. Just went ahead and did it anyway. Woke up this afternoon to two missed calls asking where I was
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Work is evil I should be allowed to kill it with hammers
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Mobian @mobiansqueak.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
On the bus back home from FD and I still can't stop crying I MISS MY FRIENDS ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAA
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Dani @bloatieyotie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Pov I'm ur arms dealer
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