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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment

@moarchampers.bsky.social
499 followers 559 following 2.8K posts

All about cats, critters, good wine, and joy. Politics are a personal choice, and I avoid discussion whenever possible. But do not test me, I am a bitch.

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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 16h
Streaming live executions is streaming a snuff film being made.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The best reason for RHUGT(which my brain translate as "Real Housewives UGH) is it reminded me how much I cannot stand Vicki and LuAnn is running a close second.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Make way! Make way! Lady Jennifer approaches!
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WTF does Amazon mean by "based on your purchasing history, you are unlikely to return this item"?
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now that I've seen them in action, this is a must buy.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have been madly in love with Richard at least 25 years.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just grateful that Iran, and Russia, have fought wars over CENTURIES. They know destruction of an opponent's major city will... Never mind.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But, how much praise will he receive?
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Actually, this is a picture of my soul. Sorry for the confusion.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2/40???? How many angles are there for this deranged toy?
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am terrified right now, and cannot reason my way out of the terror. If you indicate to me in any way that you support this administration, prepare to deal with a truly enraged old lady. 3/3
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I was a child, we had to perform "Duck and Cover" drills in our classroom as if that would protect us from a nuclear attack. 1958 to about 1964, because they were as likely as a school shooting today. 2/3
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had a dream last night, I was at a resort. Probably Las Vegas, judging by the amenities. There was panic about an attack. Then we saw an atomic bomb explode over Minneapolis/St. Paul. We could see the explosion, and then there were war planes in the sky. We took to the underground tunnels. 1/2
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dat babby has a hart on itz chesticle!
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would, well, not *kill* for that ability. Maybe send cookies to the person who taught me that skill.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm regularly a mail ballot voter, but this year I'm early voting. Not going to rely on anything going that could that could go awry*. *I had no idea how to spell this word and took 20 minutes to find the answer. It is a very important word.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bless your heart.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, fuck me!
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's giving "Oh, honey" with a massive sigh.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our mother had the sharpest tongue I have witnessed in 73 years. I rely on my brother to guide me through difficult situations. If not coached, I would put up with BS until I explode with demonic rage. Both methods are effective. Best of luck!
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am an introvert who comes from an introvert family. My baby brother excels in interpersonal conflict, his career as a government project manager has honed his skills as a swift identifier of errors as well as being raised by our mother 1/2
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There are a pair of combat boots I ordered from Taos that bounced all over the southwest before being returned to sender. I have yet to hear from sender and I am quite annoyed. Yes, I ordered them on a whim but at least let me try them on before I return them!
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The test is grueling, but learning all the things you're allergic to is amazing. Two, for me, were horses and hamsters. It made my history with those animals make so much sense.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welp, I guess I can't wait until the embargo is listed. I, too, want to run around my house with my hands in the air!
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She was my everything. "Tell Cersai it was me."
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Girl, that ain't right. You need to delete this ASAP.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I find the entire situation hilarious.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This had not occurred to me, but according to MDT, we have 25 1/2 hours. Imagine the Electric Slide as the National Dance. Going to have some sweet dreams tonight.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You are never too old to open a bottle with a sabre! Step 1: purchase a sabre. Step 2: Purchase inexpensive bottles of sparkling wine. Step 3: You Tube Easy Peasy After that, you are Star!
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They knew, they've always known. They figured it was none of our business.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Plan your trip for the Gallup Inter-Tribal Ceremonial. Stay at El Rancho, where all the movie stars stayed and bring earplugs. The trains will keep you awake. Still the best hotel in Gallup. Be sure to eat at Earl's, which has been there forever & very good. If you go, DM me. I'll meet you!
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Parker may be teething, so buh bye laundry basket.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Perfect era, thank you!
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey, Bluesky! This business of not returning to a post I followed a link from is very annoying as well as making the posts following less likely to be read. Do better, I believe in you.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gah! Gimme title NOW!
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i would have done the same, bless you guys.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm breathless.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wonderful news!
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I lost my mom in January, take her to a movie. My mom would insist on it. My mom was hysterical with no effort. Although we lost her recently, all we can do is remember are the times she was inadvertently funny and laugh like hyenas.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*rewatch*
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Newsradio is a perfect series. I research it every year in November IYKYK.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Earlier, I watched a clip of Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate. Every aide carried the biggest ass in an ill fitting suit. it was stunning. Are they forced to use the same tailor DJT uses, despite his heaps of $$$?
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Merch alert!
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
only that morning, the bride had cancelled the engagement upon discovering her beloved watching porn. Everyone found it hysterical, but had to keep our cool when she and her side of the family arrived. 2/2
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My husband & I went to a family reunion for his family. Long drive, but we looked forward to it. Got there, saw that the hostess was anxious, pitched in to help. Finally was informed that the centerpiece of the reunion, A recently engaged couple 1/
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm going to declare "bot" and block. 12K followers, not following anyone and posting every 20 minutes?
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fetterman could do that.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finally, I worked up the nerve to ask someone who the gentleman was and what he did. He was the father of the star quarter back on the college team, am and the company paid him a salary to support the player.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One of the most bizarre (and there were many) features was an older black man who sat in a cubicle and read the paper. Everyone else in the office was white and my brain was having a hard time with this.
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An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment @moarchampers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
However, I do know a job he could hold down. Twenty five years ago, I moved to New Mexico and secured a job through my former employer in Oregon. To be frank, the office was a shit show compared to my old job.
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