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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A stand your ground law, but you can shoot people who want to tell you about a podcast.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everybody thinks the best decade of music is the decade when they were a teenager and they are all correct.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dems: by throwing people under the bus we are going to get so many more votes than we would have otherwise! Also dems: even though you are under the bus you still have to vote for us.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BTS live at Folsom Prison
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is a great thread. Not an excuse but I'd like to point out that instead of teaching kids to stand together against bullies, they're taught to tell a teacher, who will then do nothing.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
WNBA should state unequivocally that trans women are women and allowed to play in the league if they are good enough to do so. They should tell critics of this policy that it's a free country and if they don't like it they should form their own league to compete with them. Let the market decide.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Maybe if they just force me to watch a few more ads showing the dumbest people in the world doing the dumbest shit possible I'll change my opinion of AI
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gee, if Hong wasn't a particularly good candidate, then her policies must have been EXTREMELY POPULAR. Seems like good journalism would acknowledge that.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Holy shit. I tried writing with my right hand to see what it was like and dude, if you're right-handed you should try writing with your left hand. Way easier.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
For a good time, ask republican voters how global warming and climate change might happen on a planet with an atmosphere.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Feeding the goldfish more than the kids do so they'll like me better
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I am once again begging my favorite singers/bands to do more covers. Just throw that shit up on youtube. Who's it going to hurt?
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Show this to people when they ask what bluesky is like
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
wearing a collared shirt today #looksmaxxing
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Be rich and hate maga challenge: difficulty level impossible
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
smart bidet with screen, joystick, and laser guides
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
How is there not a horror movie called "Boys Will Be Boys"?
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Any movie about going back in time that isn't called "The Whitest Teeth" is a lie.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Did Sabrina Carpenter apologize yet? Not for that. For the other thing.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Uber fired me because I referred to myself as an uber-trafficker and called clients uber-victims.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Another great day to wake up and renew our commitment to concentrating capital and maximizing control.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Do filmmakers not know that we can see the tracks on the road from their previous takes?
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Valentine's Day: the one day a year when it's legal to express love
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My favorite superbowl commercial was the guy who friendly-fired Pat Tillman: "We all make mistakes, but it's never a mistake to buy crypto."
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I am living proof that when you use food coloring the only color it is possible to make is mauve.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
If they can shoot one person in the face and call them a terrorist then they can shoot anyone in the face and call them a terrorist.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Watching a show that I hate: "Man does this show suck!"
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
If we taught kids to stand together against bullies they would solve most of our society's problems. Seriously. We teach them that they are powerless and must appeal for help from the authorities instead. Spoiler alert: the authorities don't help. Sound familiar?
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The obvious lesson here is that we are not doing a good job of teaching people how to identify billionaires.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
what is the medical terminolgy for always being under-caffeinated or over-caffeinated but never in balance between those states?
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
bluesky not understanding that we're all here because we ditch shitty social media companies is just . . . chef's kiss
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ספּוקי אסתי 👻 spooky esti @estibass.com · 25/06/2025
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Never been a better time for trump to break with Rome and declare himself head of the Ameriklan Church.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Wild that there is not a single billionaire who wants to dig the change out of their sofa to ensure Wikipedia's longevity. #eattherich
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Thought about getting an LLM to tell me how to make transparent aluminum, but the idea made me depressed.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It's whether "they" feel like a victim. It's never whether we feel like victims. Of police brutality, racism, corporate exploitation, global warming and climate change...
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Dem senators agree that this kind of violence only belongs in Gaza
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
With national guard picking up trash, I'd like to remind Dems that they could put a GND Job Center in every town and give a job to every single person who asked for one.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
LLM's aren't going to write anything we want to read, but Ai can definitely replace Damien Hirst.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the genocide supporters are never going to help us beat fascism.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
sean penn driving screenshot from Fast Times. text above says "people on ludes should not skeet"
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
We need to seize the healthcare industry and charge billionaires a billion dollars for tongue depressors.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
pretty disturbing that there is more than one billionaire preacher
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Asimov didn't know he was predicting our AI-dependant culture when he described the idiocy of historians studying the work of other historians to achieve entirely predictable results.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Taking human fingers I bought on the dark web to my plastic surgeon and asking him to make me as beautiful as an AI
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I'm suing the dog that keeps dunking on me!
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
15 million posts complaining about crime everyday and nobody ever looking in the mirror and asking why our world is like this.
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MB @moab-bombadil.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
NO MALARKEY! (100% pure genocide)
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