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Ryan Mott

@mo.tt
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Last-minute grocery shopper 🚲 Bicycle makes car noises, I make bad puns. Was @omnay on the old site. Kansas City, MO

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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 25/09/2026
Thought I could lure a raccoon out from under the porch with a plate of food, but I'm playing checkers and she's playing chess
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 24/07/2026
Bottle service!
just a friendly driver trying to offer a cyclist a drink, not an all an abusive asshole attempting battery
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 24/07/2026
Douchebag phone driver with shitty tattoos decides against repeating his death threat on camera, waits for the green light to try and share his water with me (fails)
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 11/07/2026
*Alaska and Hawaii excluded, void where prohibited
We're in a church basement for a funeral meal. There's a commercial coffee pot and dispensers for lemonade, water, and tea. Behind them on the wall hang two frames: a graphic reading "One nation, under God" next to a 48-star United States flag.
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 09/07/2026
In a proposal that should surprise no one, the Royals want to rip out bike lanes and fuck up pedestrian crossings to make sure the fans in cars aren't inconvenienced compasskc.kcmo.org/EnerGov_Prod...
A list of "Local Street Improvements" that include "reclaiming vehicular capacity" on stroads we've worked hard to calm
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 09/07/2026
Feral porch cat did not hear my approach. I sought consent; it was not given.
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 07/07/2026
Almost like they didn't really want to hear the feedback. Room at capacity, door locked, overflow downstairs waiting for the encore session we're being promised
neighbors queue in a stairwell outside a locked door at the smallest meeting venue in the metrooverflow crowd waits at the Westport Library
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 25/05/2026
"Who is Prince Andrew?"
Question from Scottish TV programme Bullseye: "In UK film classification what comes between 12 and 18?"
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 07/05/2026
such a difference a decade makes!
a CVS store front where the windows are blacked out because crime probably but in those days the toothpaste wasn't in a locked cabinet...wait where are you going?
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 26/04/2026
Seven years ago today I tried an ebike on a lunch hour. Yesterday I "raced" 128 miles on dirt. What's next?
A white electric share bike with an orange saddle parked in front of a soon-to-be discarded car. This is the day I was bike-pilled.An exhausted man in an orange shirt and white bicycle helmet has just finished a challenging section of rutted prairieland. He's not yet halfway done. He has no idea how sore he'll be the next day.
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 02/04/2026
You heard: space toilet broken. I heard: successful test of the Collapsible Contingency Urinal ttu-ir.tdl.org/server/api/c...
Technical diagrams from the CCU paper highlighting construction and droplet travel
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 05/03/2026
Here you go, neighbors research indicates parcel 8 moved from 40th Way & Main to 3631 Wyandotte in the 80s. kc1940.org/district-no-...
Image from kc1940 tax assessment 11-300-8, a house built over a business signed "Brown Bobby Do-Nuts"The same house captured by Street View in 2022 but five blocks north. The Do-Nuts are nowhere in sight.
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 06/02/2026
Flexpost cosplaying as bollard. Safety is an illusion.
on the left: two way vehicular traffic. on the right: a two way cycle track. in between: a poured concrete curb topped with a "bollard" which is actually hollow plastic and has been toppled over revealing the scrawny bolt straining to keep it from blowing away in the breeze
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 02/02/2026
Fuck you, MODOT.
On the left: a car lane ~closed to traffic~ since before the snow storm has been cleared to pavement before the well-traffiked multi-use ped/bike path on the right, which is crusted in ice
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 18/01/2026
Yes! Why use a 5000lb vehicle to pick up 40lbs of groceries when a 100lb vehicle will do?
Electric cargo bike loaded with a big bag of cat food and other groceries parked in front of a Costco
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 11/12/2025
found it! there's no way these still work, right?
Rummaging through basement storage. A stack of 5.25" floppy discs in sleeves. The one on top is labeled "The World's Finest Software Disk #452 Solar Winds (1 of 2) Insert disk in drive and type WOW to start". Further back in the stack is another disc labeled "Stare-EO Workshop V1.21" because I was 💯 making my own stereograms in middle school
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 06/12/2025
Somebody is one pipe shy of a hookah
what seems to be a hookah hose (?) lies in the sidewalk at an intersection
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 30/09/2025
Don't forget to vote, Jackson County 🗳️
sun rises over a polling place. pink clouds over orange horizon. a sign in the foreground reads "Vote Here"
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 25/09/2025
For years this section of cycle track sat unfinished (paint-only) because the rich homeowners there opposed the ugly plastic flexposts used elsewhere. OK, message received 😂
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 06/09/2025
The world is on fire and I get to spend time tomorrow filing a police report against the guy that threatened to "shoot [me] off [my] fucking bicycle" BUT hey check out these brand new tires!
Just outside the front door of a bicycle shop, a Clydesdale titanium frame gravel bike leans against a bollard. It's wearing new tires labeled "Maxxis Aspen 32x2.40". Not a typo: these are 32" wheels! Just behind the bike is a sandwich board that reads "Put the Fun Between Your Legs! @cyclecitykc"
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 14/08/2025
OPINION | Make SUVs safer than bicycles, you can fuck ALL the way off until that happens
Caption "USA Today: Electric bikes are driving me crazy. Make them follow the same rules as cars. | Opinion" on an image of three teens riding an ebike and not endangering anyone with 2 tons of metal and speed
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 06/07/2025
"filled with canine ass miasma" in the form of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo, because https://xkcd.com/1412/
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 05/07/2025
America: the final birthday 🧨
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 03/06/2025
I took my oversized bike to Unbound Gravel, remained upright through 108 miles, and had a blast. It was HOT but an amazing experience
Rounding the corner on a hard-packed gravel road, a large bicycle rolls ahead of two normal-sized onesAt the finish line, a 6'6" man wearing a finisher medal poses with a dusty DirtySixer bicycle with 36" wheelsRollercoaster hills of sharp, chunky gravel and muddy wheel ruts stretch for miles ahead. Cyclists dot the hills to the horizon. The sun blazesHundreds of riders in a tight pack a few miles into the race
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 29/05/2025
Never thought I'd see this again. Gracias!
Zorak with caption "Tengo que ir a la tienda a comprar mantequilla y queso"
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 20/05/2025
View from beneath, South side of West end. Shards of the original cantilever that would have widened it. Hacked to bits and corroding
South elevation of a decaying Central Ave bridge. The river is calm and the graffiti plentiful.A small plane flies high above the Central Ave bridge. Haphazard cuts to the iron girders are visible near the edges of the deck
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 18/05/2025
Flying home from civilization
A coach from Boulder to the Denver airport with a complimentary luggage compartment. $10 for a day pass versus $130+ for an Uber
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 18/05/2025
Motornormativity is a disease
Excerpt from linked article: "Dirt biking is no different from skateboarding, extreme skiing, parkour, or even the subculture of gaming, says Malcolm Drewery, a sociology professor at the department of applied social and political sciences at Coppin State University"
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 09/05/2025
Bike boulevard! Put the cars in the gutter where they belong. #TeamCenterRunning
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 23/04/2025
Save 25% on municipal repaving projects with one weird trick (drivers hate it)
A section of city street. Three car lanes are freshly repaved and striped. The former fourth lane was converted to a curb-protected two-way cycle track and did not require resurfacing.
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 21/04/2025
I volunteered to talk bicycles & simple machines with some 5th graders today and their thank-you card features "Cool S" graffiti 🥹 #theKidsAreAlright
Bicycle on a stand in front of a projector screen and whiteboard in an elementary classroom Thank you card signed by the 5th graders of Cherry Street with several doodles and hearts added
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 10/04/2025
Ha! Didn't know that was a thing
Screenshot of RideKC Bike app showing a hub outline around Ottawa University
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 29/03/2025
Fixed it
Same barricade gently thrown to the ground
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 29/03/2025
This is the stupid shit that kills someone in the dark
A large traffic barricade blocking a bike lane, but at an angle to become invisible to someone coming down the hillView from the side
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 27/03/2025
I've never been #Dannering so hard
Wide angle view of Delta seat 10F on a newer plane where there is no bulkhead between first class and steerage. Legroom for days!
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 24/03/2025
I'm gonna need some of these stickers
A traffic sign in Downtown Atlanta that reads "Turning vehicles stop for pedestrians" having been visibly revised by reflective decals from the former (and weaker) "yield to" message
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 24/03/2025
Hello from the Gold line
A too-excited middle age man in glasses takes a selfie in front of a MARTA system map while riding a train
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 22/02/2025
Streetcar platform? What platform?
The part of the rendering where they have obliterated the streetcar platform. Also the rails aren't rendered so I assume they've converted it to an articulated bus?
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 22/02/2025
Gotta love how their renderings magically find 4 lanes for cars. Are they going to rip out the streetcar stop? Hot garbage 🤮
Google Street View on Main St near the site of the renderings showing the current 3 lane configuration
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 15/02/2025
How many dogs did we not get to pet because our parents drove us everywhere? 🐕❤️🚲
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 07/02/2025
Paint is not protection. The design of this whole intersection is hot garbage.
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 06/02/2025
They'll absolutely mess up a wood floor. Scratch the heck out of your pedals, too. I decided I'd rather be able to put a foot down when it's sketchy, tho
Left: an oversized bicycle pedal with gouges and scratches in the anodized finish. Right: the boot spikes that caused it (worth it)
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 06/02/2025
OMG they're amazing tho. Season #2 with them, zero regrets.
Bike covered in icy slush, feet covered in diamond grip YakTrax
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 22/01/2025
Six more months of testing until we can ride
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 22/01/2025
Foaming it up today 🚂
Me, grinning furiously next to the first streetcar to roll past the plaza in almost 70 years
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 16/01/2025
Now she needs to learn those sign spinning techniques
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 16/01/2025
We made a rolling billboard this morning. Figured if we had to slow down some drivers by sharing their lane, we could at least give them something to read.
Twin girls writing on poster board. So far it reads: "Please shovel"Outdoor scene, snow covers the ground. Mounted to the back of a cargo bike with bar mitts, a large brake light, and a War on Cars sticker, the finished poster reads "Please shovel the bike lane" and includes a drawing of a bicycle with rainbow wheels and "😭🙏🏻"
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 12/01/2025
I considered throwing the scooters in their front door that day. Missed opportunity.
Bird scooters and snow pushed into the bike lane in front of Green Lady Lounge, an establishment you should not give money to.
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 02/01/2025
Yeah but maybe they had their flashers on
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Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 01/01/2025
I pedaled out some GPS art today to commemorate riding a bike outside every day of 2024
GPS track spelling "366" across nine square miles of Kansas City, Missouri
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