Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 25/09/2026Thought I could lure a raccoon out from under the porch with a plate of food, but I'm playing checkers and she's playing chess 021
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 24/07/2026Douchebag phone driver with shitty tattoos decides against repeating his death threat on camera, waits for the green light to try and share his water with me (fails) 182
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 09/07/2026In a proposal that should surprise no one, the Royals want to rip out bike lanes and fuck up pedestrian crossings to make sure the fans in cars aren't inconvenienced compasskc.kcmo.org/EnerGov_Prod... 666
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 09/07/2026Feral porch cat did not hear my approach. I sought consent; it was not given. 020
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 07/07/2026Almost like they didn't really want to hear the feedback. Room at capacity, door locked, overflow downstairs waiting for the encore session we're being promised 2121
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 26/04/2026Seven years ago today I tried an ebike on a lunch hour. Yesterday I "raced" 128 miles on dirt. What's next? 040
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 02/04/2026You heard: space toilet broken. I heard: successful test of the Collapsible Contingency Urinal ttu-ir.tdl.org/server/api/c... 010
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 05/03/2026Here you go, neighbors research indicates parcel 8 moved from 40th Way & Main to 3631 Wyandotte in the 80s. kc1940.org/district-no-... 110
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 18/01/2026Yes! Why use a 5000lb vehicle to pick up 40lbs of groceries when a 100lb vehicle will do? 2282
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 25/09/2025For years this section of cycle track sat unfinished (paint-only) because the rich homeowners there opposed the ugly plastic flexposts used elsewhere. OK, message received 😂 4101
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 06/09/2025The world is on fire and I get to spend time tomorrow filing a police report against the guy that threatened to "shoot [me] off [my] fucking bicycle" BUT hey check out these brand new tires! 030
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 14/08/2025OPINION | Make SUVs safer than bicycles, you can fuck ALL the way off until that happens 3398
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 03/06/2025I took my oversized bike to Unbound Gravel, remained upright through 108 miles, and had a blast. It was HOT but an amazing experience 261
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 20/05/2025View from beneath, South side of West end. Shards of the original cantilever that would have widened it. Hacked to bits and corroding 110
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 09/05/2025Bike boulevard! Put the cars in the gutter where they belong. #TeamCenterRunning 161
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 23/04/2025Save 25% on municipal repaving projects with one weird trick (drivers hate it) 040
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 21/04/2025I volunteered to talk bicycles & simple machines with some 5th graders today and their thank-you card features "Cool S" graffiti 🥹 #theKidsAreAlright 130
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 22/02/2025Gotta love how their renderings magically find 4 lanes for cars. Are they going to rip out the streetcar stop? Hot garbage 🤮 120
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 15/02/2025How many dogs did we not get to pet because our parents drove us everywhere? 🐕❤️🚲 090
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 07/02/2025Paint is not protection. The design of this whole intersection is hot garbage. 4153
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 06/02/2025They'll absolutely mess up a wood floor. Scratch the heck out of your pedals, too. I decided I'd rather be able to put a foot down when it's sketchy, tho 020
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 16/01/2025We made a rolling billboard this morning. Figured if we had to slow down some drivers by sharing their lane, we could at least give them something to read. 1112
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 12/01/2025I considered throwing the scooters in their front door that day. Missed opportunity. 040
Ryan Mott @mo.tt · 01/01/2025I pedaled out some GPS art today to commemorate riding a bike outside every day of 2024 1120