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30 she/her just your average homeschooler raised conservative evangelical who is now an academic liberal deconstructing lesbian 🤷🏻‍♀️💅🏻🏳️‍🌈

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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Tim Tam, an Australian chocolate wafer
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
happy 4 year anniversary to the worst picture of my dog ever
white scruffy dog sitting in a sunny spot with her eyes closed and bottom teeth showing
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
one of our sweet regulars asked for book recs and I showed her our popular reading shelf and gave her some suggestions. then she choose my favorite book 💅🏻
A’ja Wilson smirking
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
YOUNG HOES PLAYOFF BOUND BABYYYYYY
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
thinking about KP sharing her welcome to the league moment and it was DT clotheslining her 😭
Kelsey Plum’s tunnel fit featuring a Diana Taurasi jersey in honor of DT’s jersey retirement
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
Elena Delle Donne looking gorgeous in a white suitElena Delle Donne looking gorgeous in a white suit
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I have just seen EDD’s HoF induction fit
kelsey plum with her eyes closed and fist against her lips pensively pam from the office holding up a piece of cardboard that says “HOT”
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
she’s so funny 😭 I can’t wait to see what the question was
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
FINALLYYYYYY. I have been waiting for what I’m pretty sure is going on two years for this to actually release!!! it kept being delayed and I would have to move it on my calendar. sophie irwin’s first two novels were sooooo good so I just buy whatever she drops now
How to Lose a Lord in Ten Days by Sophie Irwin
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Omg how could I forget about DT, I have a tonnnn of her too lol
Diana wearing a hoodie with the hood up grinning as she leans over her airplane seat to the person behind her with the camera
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
and dare we say “most memeable”? (Now that I actually dug in my albums for this pic, I think the real answer is KP lol)
A’ja Wilson slipping under the basket after her show came off
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this is me rn. I cannot wait to tell y’all.
Lebron James happy selfie with the caption:
Smiling through it al.
Can’t believe this my life
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
a guy who is going to be okay
A scruffy black and tan dog sitting on asphalt. Behind him are green trees and shuberry and further in the distance, mountains and a cloudy sky in sunset colors. In the middle of the clouds is a rainbow.
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I JUST REALIZED WHAT BEERS’S HAIRSTYLE REMINDS ME OF: ONE OF THE DATES FROM MOUSE HUNT
scene from Mouse hunt where Hilde and Ingrid have crazy hairstyles, one like a tree and the other braided around a giant spool to look like thread
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love how easy it is to tell when Marine is genuinely excited to take a picture with someone 😭
Marine Johannès of the New York Liberty posing with Amy Poehler after a game
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
yes thank you for the advice, hinge, but the fact remains that the other party has to agree and then we have to coordinate a meetup over the hundreds of miles that exists between rural queers 😪
pop-up from Hinge that says:
You've got a rhythm going. It might be a good time to make plans together.
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
happy birthday!!!
happy birthday hamster meme
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
in the many years I’ve been a fan of Stef, she’s never let me down!
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I can’t watch mystics games on league pass bc I’m local enough that they qualify as local games EXCEPT I’M NOT LOCAL ENOUGH TO GET THE LOCAL CHANNEL
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There’s definitely something with bots going on. Happened on one of mine the other day with sets of them liking two random posts of mine and following me at intervals
Bluesky notification screen showing two suspicious looking accounts liking two totally unrelated posts and following me Same thing but two more accounts Again but two more accounts
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
MY FASHIONABLE POOKIE
Georgia Amoore in camo long shorts and a white tee with a olive green tank layered over it. She’s flashing a peace sign and her cutie patootie smile. She’s standing in front of a hedge and floral backdrop with the WNBPA sign above
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I posted on instagram for the first time in years the other day and oh my word I felt like a hundred years old trying to figure out how to make a post. it was like I was launching a rocket. which certainly did not help ease the ache of turning 30, I can tell you that much
From Studio Ghibli’s Howl’s Moving Castle. Sophie sees her cursed-to-be-old self in the mirror for the first time and is shocked
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
me after being fed classic W entertainment and drama all weekend
Natisha Hiedeman fully enveloped in her hotel bed, save for her grinning face and pink hair peeking out of the covers
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
what’s her name from nosferatu ripping her dress in anger while she screams
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
me every time andraya carter is on screen
Patrick and Spongebob with their eyeballs elongated and roaming over Mr Krabb’s forbidden map with the added word “respectfully” over their eyes
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
back on my bs except this time I barely had to go digging, it found me 😪 chat, why would you ever want to kiss someone you’re physically attracted to? does anyone know? it’s the devil, right? RIGHT?!
-The kissing. This is a Christian book, and so the romance was clean, but I found how much they kissed to be a little off-setting. Will is a professing Christian man! Why is he constantly kissing a girl he's known for less than a month??? I just felt that it should have been more toned down. The less kissing, the more the rare kisses matter.
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
do you guys want to see something that just ruined my night (I’m showing you anyway)
Babylon Bee article heading:
Caitlin Clark Records Triple
Double With 10 Fractures, 11
Concussions, 13 Teeth
Knocked Out
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
obnoxiously smiling kid meme
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this distinction is so funny to me because babe that’s even worse!
K9 handler at Law enforcement but not
a cop
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
great now I’m emotional 😭
baby-faced Napheesa Collier piggybacking on Sylvia Fowles, both are grinning A broadly smiling Napheesa Collier embraces Sylvia Fowles after quiet literally giving her her flowers
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I always love an arts and crafts festival but this one was made even better by the fact that I stumbled upon one of our former students who is in grad school for illustration now! so it’s mostly her fault!!!
two engraving prints, one with with a male character dressed in orange and the other a female character dressed in blue, both feature sun and moon in the background two Asian art inspired prints, one in a more brightly colored punk/anime style featuring women and a cat driving a car and the other a more traditional flowy style featuring a woman and dragons and masks
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
went to an antique store in the next town that’s even smaller than my town and there was a framed photo of stevie from schitt’s creek there
geometric metal frame with a photoshoot picture of Emily Hampshire who played Stevie in Schitt’s Creek
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
can confirm it extends to mediocre whites such as sophie cunningham as well
Mo
@mo-shmo.bsky.social
From what I can tell you seem left-leaning so just a heads up, Sophie's nickname among WNBA fans is MAGA Barbie and she is transphobic. Just fyi
2:01 PM • Jun 30, 2026
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Simeon Pundit @loudlong.bsky.soc... • 13m
I am left-leaning but I like her game and personality and what chance did she have coming out of Missouri anyway.
•••Mo
@mo-shmo.bsky.social
so you're using someone whose nickname is
MAGA Barbie to make this point?
10:03 PM • Jun 30, 2026
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Roger ZenAF
@rogerzenaf.... • 8h
The meme is funny. I have no idea what her politics are.
If that's the case it's unfortunate.
Also, I tend to post whatever the fuck I want on MY feed without concern for your approval.
Scroll the fuck on if it bothers you.
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You'd never know it, but I
I have pulled over and chase a racoon through woods to try and catch it. I probably will do it againThe way to win me over is
foodA life goal of mine
have a fridge in a garage
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
like this is what non lesbians are dealing with
The key to my heart is
Knowing how to work on vehicleThe one thing you should know about me is
I like to work on vehiclesThe way to win me over is
With fast food
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
re: the flop last night I somehow had not seen this video until recently and it’s so embarrassing that it’s painful. it’s like she’s addicted to making herself the victim. the opposite of a GOAT mentality
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
snagged this at a used bookstore today. I had no idea they did an x-files based YA book series. kinda crazy to start with the Calusari I feel like??? like not even Tooms or the werewolf for the kids? straight to the demon child exorcism? all right
X-Files YA book #1 The CalusariOld Traditions...
First, Charlie's little brother is pulled onto the tracks of an oncoming train by an unseen force. Several days later, his father is killed by a bizarre garage-door malfunction. Both times Charlie is present - watching.
Charlie's Romanian grandmother thinks that he is responsible for the deaths. A firm believer in old-world traditions, she calls in the ancient Calusari to perform the rituals needed to cleanse the boy's soul
But is Charlie truly a demon? Or is there a darker, more horrifying force at hand? FBI Agents Mulder and Scully must find out— before a young boy becomes the final sacrifice!
Don't miss the other Young Adult X-Files books in this series:
N2:Eve
#3: Bad Sign
#4: Our Town
$4.50 US / $5.95 CAN
ISBN 0-06-447171-3
47171
04501
HarperTrophy®
Cover art by Cliff Nielsen
Cover design by Steve Scott
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
seeing if these high schoolers will trade addictive substances with me
I've got some donut holes I'll trade for some cheez-its if anyone is interested [eyeballs emoji]
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
here’s the crazy sock day drip if you even care
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’ve got my team at volleyball camp this week and it will be fun but it will be exhausting
Scarlet Johansson giving the camera an unsure look while she says “Okay, I’m ready”
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this took me out #wnba
Sonia Citron posted on her instagram story a version of the uno meme where the card says “stop picking people up or draw 25” and Kiki Iriafen has been superimposed over the person holding the huge hand of cards
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
and of course by “antiquing” I mean “ooh-ed and ahh-ed over things I can’t afford” but I did leave with This Guy and I am obsessed with him
just a little brass freak. I think he is supposed to be a cat but he is giving mouse somehow
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this is so annoying and I see it so often on here. I wish there was a button just to report stolen content that would then put a “big lame loser” label on the account
not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky... • 1d if you don't think some asshole softball dad will humiliate a cisgender girl for hitting an oppo bomb off their daughter by challenging their gender you have never met a youth sports parent in your life.

Rick Paisano@sicilianrick.bsky.social • 7h
If you don't think some asshole softball dad will humiliate a cisgender girl for hitting an oppo bomb off their daughter by challenging their gender you have never met a youth sports parent in your life.
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
anotha one
Mo
@mo-shmo.bsky.social
so you're using someone whose nickname is
MAGA Barbie to make this point?

Roger ZenAF
@rogerzenaf....
The meme is funny. I have no idea what her politics are.
If that's the case it's unfortunate.
Also, I tend to post whatever the fuck I want on MY feed without concern for your approval.
Scroll the fuck on if it bothers you.

Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social
Sorry, I thought you'd want to know you were promoting someone who doesn't share your values. If that's not a
dealbreaker, maybe you should take "woke
AF" out of your bio
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
are straight people okay???
one of those ugly bleached tshirts white women love that says “I'M NOT BUILT FOR A SOFT MAN I TALK BACK AND DON'T LISTEN”
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m actually still so pissed about this. selling out on your values for her???
someone used the maga barbie meme and I commented:
From what I can tell you seem left-leaning so just a heads up, Sophie's nickname among WNBA fans is MAGA Barbie and she is transphobic. Just fyihim: I am left-leaning but I like her game and personality and what chance did she have coming out of Missouri anyway.

me: Interesting considering her personality is the only thing worse than her game
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I can’t even be mad because it’s so comically absurd
my Crav’n frozen Mandarin chicken meal. The box shows a bowl with rice, chicken, red and green peppers, and edamame. My bowl has rice, chicken, and one (1) edamame bean
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
this is such a fun episode and they both look so hot in it…it’s a shame the network banned it after the premiere because it was so freaky 🥴
Dana Scully and Fox Mulder in the episode “Home”Dana Scully and Fox Mulder in the episode “Home” with their bulletproof vests over their suits Dana Scully looking stunning as the blue of her eyes matches the sky in the backgroundFox Mulder being a loser baseball freak but looking hot while doing it
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Mo @mo-shmo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
went antiquing today in my shirt I recently copped at a vintage market and my very vintage powerpuff girls hat that I’ve had since I was like 10
me in a stone wash tie dye purple shirt with stylized horses on the front and a fraying denim hat with the ppgs embroidered on the front
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