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Been fighting the lurgy that's been going around that starts with headaches, by drinking just enough to say I'M NOT SICK I'M MILDLY HANGOVER.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm not fucking checking that shit out. I'm staying where I am. With your cat.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Scariest shit by far for me was security light in old house going off at the back and there was nothing there and you cannot shake the feeling someone's watching from the dark bit beyond.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Okay, yes, for two years there has been no recycling in Birmingham. This is... horrifying.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Seriously, I will be in one of those horder clean up shows soon if I don't figure out what the hell the deal in this building is.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bags left ourside the recycling bins get picked up, which makes me think they are being picked up as trash and that's terrifying. I can't take down all that paper as trash!

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The epic Birmingham bin strike continues and recycling in my new place appears to never be picked up which has led to many bags for recycling in my flat and no idea what to do about them.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Some bubble wrap is superior to others.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think we should all collectively agree, as a spieces, that we have enough bubble wrap now. Set up a bubble wrap exchange scheme and call it a day.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One Piece Lego is on Netflix tomorrow!

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Life before buying a home: Imma treat myself to a TCG card Life after buying a home: Imma treat myself to new radiators

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Tories really are the biggest misanthropists on the planet.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I look forward to me wearing a "I'm not on benefits" badge every time I go to the supermarket.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That kitty actually looks like our kitty 😭

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If anyone ever tells you dyslexia isn't real, just tell them you have a friend who mispelled her own surname in a banking application. It's me. I'm friend.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I feel like I'm still drunk and/or have watched a different movie because none of those replies make any sense. I should probably go back to bed.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The old CV was sound, but we need a new one!

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I am personally appalled at Canada skipping the queue to join Europe. First you join Eurovision so we can assess your Europeaness, everyone knows that.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Maybe not what you were going for but you look adorable 😆

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Every 80s and 90s goth looked like Elvira 😘💅

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Yep, on the left. On the right is actually a friend called Pauliina.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

That time I was in Burst. See if you can spot me.

Japanese Burst managazine cover January 2003 issue 61

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

(these were from a single use Ilford for those interested 📷)

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just called Sideswipe 'Soundswipe' which means I've officially created a new Transformer, right?

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Exciting Sunday update: not fixed. Matt the mansplayer has dirt on his face again.

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring

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DoOoOoM @domsalvia.iacon.co.uk · 10/09/2026

Long Ring Long Land

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Marian 🎃🦌🩺🌸 @mmortah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Had a decorator over today who had given a quote a month ago and kept saying "whatever it was I quoted". Another guy came for flooring and called his boss to see if he could give me a discount (the boss was very generous and took £300 off). They make it up.

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