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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Dear JD Vance, I read your comments, relating to the tragic death of Henry Nowak, that you smeared on X. I think it fair to use your advice and respond with "righteous anger". Shut the fuck up, you mug! You're a pitiful and awful human, also a Cockwomble and a Cunt. Yours sincerely Matthew Lymer

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Dear Elon Musk, I have read your comments on X relating to the tragic death of Henry Nowak. On behalf of those with compassion, which you are void of, I would make a simple request. Shut up, stay away from UK politics and stop being a massive cockwomble, you cunt. Yours sincerely, Matthew Lymer

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Nigel Farage is a bitter, manipulative and hateful little man. His desire to sow division and promote ignorance is second only to Trump. He has long been showing his true colours, and has higlighted them again, spewing his bigoted vitriol in Parliament. What a Cockwomble. #BrokenBritainIsFarage

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Troubling times, a generation of young people growing up with fear, anxiety and uncertainty. Whilst politicians point fingers and start wars our youth are scared of what awaits them when they grow up.

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Thirded - the neglected middle child of the Fraction family, forever overshadowed by its older brother Halved and younger sister Quartered.

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Ignorance may be bliss, but it isn't absolution If your hands are clean but your deeds are dirty, then your hands weren't clean We all made mistakes as kids— most of us didn’t build a party to enforce them on the nation Intent isn't a shield when action stains the soul #BrokenBritainIsFarage

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Farage: Blames immigrants - just like Trump Blames other countries - just like Trump Uses lies to manipulate - just like Trump Plays the victim - just like Trump Has no empathy - just like Trump And he’ll ruin his country - just like Trump #BrokenBritainIsFarage

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

He says he’s pro-business. But his donors dodge tax. His policies cut wages. And his party defends Nazi memes. Farage isn’t the panacea. He’s the poison. He’s Trump in tweed. #BrokenBritainIsFarage

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Farage says he’s anti-elite But he’s bankrolled by Bamford, Haidar, Candy Just like Trump Just another hypocrite #BrokenBritainIsFarage

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Farage says SEND is overdiagnosed That children are called victims He’s never waited two years for an EHCP Never begged a GP to listen Never held his sobbing child—school couldn’t help He won’t fix SEND He’ll “DOGE” it Strip it for parts Pass the savings to his rich friends #BrokenBritainIsFarage

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Farage says GPs are overdiagnosing mental illness. He blames doctors. He blames disabled kids. He blames the system. But he’s not a doctor. He’s not a carer. He’s not qualified. He’s RFK Jr with a Union Jack. A parasite in a pinstripe. Selling cruelty as control. #BrokenBritainIsFarage

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Farage says young disabled people are “victims.” He wants to slash benefits, reassess every claim, and strip support. But he costs the taxpayer 25 times more than a benefit claimant. He’s not cutting waste. He is the waste. #BrokenBritainIsFarage

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Farage says leave the ECHR to control borders. But it won’t increase control. It’ll increase cruelty. These rights protect everyone—not just immigrants. So what’s the real goal? Strip protections Silence dissent Legalise abuse If Farage became PM, Would you still be safe? #BrokenBritainIsFarage

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Farage says the ECHR blocks border control. But if he wants to bypass human rights law, he’ll need to leave the UN Torture Convention, The Rights of the Child, the Covenant on Civil and Political Rights. That isn't sovereignty. That’s isolation—alongside Russia and Belarus. #BrokenBritainIsFarage

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Ah, my apologies - looks like we’re both on the Farage is a muppet side of things. Glad to be aligned.

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Just to clarify - I’m not, and never will be, a supporter of Farage. I abhor everything he stands for. I try to make my posts clear in both content and context, but sometimes the satire lands sideways. Thanks for engaging - genuinely.

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Farage says we need to leave the ECHR to “take back control” of our borders. I thought Brexit was supposed to do that. Could it be… Farage was wrong? Or was control never the goal - just the grievance?

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Politics shouldn’t be a career. It should be a service. Like the military - duty, not profit. Like jury duty - when your time’s up, they call the next.

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

An asylum seeker kills someone. "Deport all immigrants." Harold Shipman was a doctor. Peter Sutcliffe a truck driver. Expel GPs and HGV licence holders. They were English. Better deport all Englishmen to Rwanda. If guilt is collective, and punished by deportation, we should all pack our bags.

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Farage says schools are poisoning kids with shame. I say they’re teaching us not to repeat history. Pride without empathy, understanding and reflection isn’t patriotism. It’s propaganda.

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

And Farage will save us from the financial disaster he helped create, while clearing out the rot. Just like Trump is getting rid of corruption while making America great.

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Yeah, sure - turn my disdain for a fascist millionaire cosplaying as “one of us,” while spewing hatred as valid rhetoric, into a medical condition. Just keep pointing fingers at those who oppose divisive vitriol. It’s easier than facing the rot.

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Nigel Farage politics: 💩 Shits on your doorstep 🇬🇧 Blames immigrants 🚫 Bans anyone not “100% English” from cleaning it 💰 Invents a “Shit Doorstep” tax 🧾 Fines you for the mess And calls it patriotism.

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

What Reform UK Really Thinks "We’re cracking down on immigration. Not just people—food too. No curries. No Chinese. No pizza. And since potatoes come from the Americas, no chips or crisps either. Just fish, Yorkshire pudding, and cheddar cheese. Served with contempt." #VetoReformUK

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

To the men pushing fear, misinformation, and false blame: The greatest threat to children today comes from two of your own—Trump and RFK Jr. Mothers aren’t the problem. You are!

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

What Reform UK Really Thinks "We’re so ‘in touch’ with the younger generation and the average voter, we’re bringing back the Imperial currency system—240 pennies to the pound, and half-crowns for everyone. Also, tax cuts for corporations and our offshore accounts." #VetoReformUK

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

What Reform UK Really Thinks "We care about the environment. That’s why we’re launching a Gaslighting programme. Good thing we will be fracking the sh*t out of the countryside to replace Natural Gas." #VetoReformUK

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

What Reform UK Really Thinks "The Labour and Conservative parties don't think we can win an election. Insulting? Yes. They clearly don't think the UK has that many idiots." #VetoReformUK

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

What Reform UK Really Thinks "We value the diverse cultures and lifestyles living in the UK. Because they give us many groups to blame for your problems." #VetoReformUK

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

What Reform UK Really Thinks "We represent the everyman, the common man. For we are like you—just richer and more important." #VetoReformUK

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

What Reform UK Really Thinks "We’ve seen what’s happening in the US, and we’re worried. Worried that we don’t have that kind of leadership in the UK." #VetoReformUK

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #5 *Mission Statement* MAGA™ stands for Truth, Justice, and Prosperity for All... our friends. All our friends. No one else. MAGA™: We don’t have to pretend to be nice anymore. MAGA™: We don’t care. You can't make us. [Legal flagged “truth” as misleading.] #AdVaultMAGA

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

They have elected Humanis Policlub to decide our fate. They have hired Alamos 20,000 to intimidate and detain us. But they haven’t paid off all the Runners. Some remain free - Shadowrunners who no longer cling to the shadows. Step forward. Step up. Resist. #ShadowrunNow

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #4 Tired of numbers? Dave in Finance does sums in his head. Don’t like stats? Kev from Budgetting can say any percentage you want. Graphs pointing down? Jane from Acquisition flips them around. MAGA™— Stats only matter if we want them to. #AdVaultMAGA

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Spinrad controls the feed. Horizon Group owns the grid. Saeder-Krupp syncs your soul. Their names have changed, but their intent remains. Their Digital Intelligences cannot see the Totem-bound Mystic. They have no spirit, no soul, no mana. We resist. #ShadowrunNow

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Taglines MAGA Execs Rejected *Kool-Aid Campaign* MAGA™: 0% sugar. 0% fact. Made with 100% recycled cow feed [Pulled - internal review clarified: “We don’t feed livestock”] MAGA™: Available in any colour, except amarillo, azul, verde y morado [Pulled did not follow 'palette purity'] #AdVaultMAGA

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

The grid stuttered. Inflation paused. The dice were cast—but none were high enough. We wait while they reroll our future. #ShadowrunNow

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

F*ck you Trump, f*ck you. Paracetamol does NOT cause Autism. You f*cking C*nt!

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #3 *Kool-Aid Campaign* Here at MAGA™, we don’t just give you Kool-Aid—we show you how to make your own to share with friends. MAGA™: Sharing isn’t caring, it’s forced. [Pulled after discovering Kool-Aid doesn’t come in only red varieties.] #AdVaultMAGA

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

They recruited Influencer Mercs, summoned AI like prophecy. They hacked the global economy, making themselves omnipotent financial disasters. But not a Night One Decker amongst them. No fur. No code. No street cred. #ShadowrunNow

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #2.5.5 *Caps vs Hoods Campaign* — Internal Asset Exec: “Fire Bob in design. It said red OR white, not AND.” [Marked DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. Recovered from production archives.] #AdVaultMAGA

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Shadowrun’s ICE stopped netrunners. Ours detains families. They gave us Firewatch—but not DocWagon. We got raids, not rescue. #ShadowrunNow

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Taglines MAGA Execs Rejected #2.5 *Caps vs Hoods Campaign* MAGA™: Because headwear should be red or white. MAGA™: Why whisper when you can scream? [Abandoned due to design and production challenges] #AdVaultMAGA

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #2 *Caps vs Hoods Campaign* White hoods not your style? Red caps more your vibe? Join MAGA™ today - where fashion meets faction. [Dropped due to design and production issues.] #AdVaultMAGA

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Taglines MAGA Execs Rejected #1.5 MAGA™: Create your own truth. MAGA™: It’s not propaganda, it’s proper good. [Focus group said it felt too much like a BBC rebrand.] #AdVaultMAGA

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Dear Autocrats and Megacorps, ICE is a defence against malicious attacks, not a weapon against minorities. #ShadowrunNow

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Ads MAGA Execs Rejected #1 Tired of “I’ve got a racist friend!” as proof they don’t hate you? Or “So what if they’re a paedophile—what they do at home isn’t my concern” as faux tolerance? Join MAGA™—where moral ambiguity is good manners [Focus group said it hit too close to home.] #AdVaultMAGA

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I thought Shadowrun came with dragons. So far all we got is Megacorps and Autocrats. #ShadowrunNow

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Matthew Lymer @mlymer.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

When I was younger, fractions mattered. “I’m not 7—I’m 7 and three quarters. That’s very almost all grow’d up.” So next birthday, I won’t be turning 45. I’ll be 21 and 96 quarters. Boom—adults will think I’m younger, kids will think I’m the most grow’d up ever.

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