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@mlpshitposter.bsky.social
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From the depths of Reddit. Expect the following: pony, autism, princess, Marvel, memes, and political awakening. Aspires to be Bluesky’s edgiest tweeter. 🇺🇦🇵🇸 🇸🇾

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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#autism me when someone asks why I didn’t say something (I fucking said it, but no one listened)
Homelander crying/laughing while covered in blood.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#marvel I wish I had someone as dedicated to my birthday as Thanos.
Thanos coming in and breaking a guy’s pipes for his birthday, leaving him underwater.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#marvel me when I know that Jean Grey will undergo the same character assassination as Wanda
Face of Jean Grey from Brand New Day with the caption, “She tryna ignore it” and multiple 😭
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#genz when I’m told to just get a job when that’s been exactly what I’ve been trying to do for over six months.
Jesse Pinkman aiming a gun at the camera with crying cat eyes edited over his face.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#marvel And yet, Odin isn't even in the top ten worst fathers
Article title saying, “Opinion: I’m Not a Nepotism Hire if My Dad Doesn’t Like Me.” With an image of Thor and Odin from the MCU.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#marvel Bulleye after taking an edible so that he could resist the urge to kill Daredevil’s girlfriend again.
Caption: “Why this mf Bullseye always geeked out gng 😭✌️”

Image is Elektra and Daredevil looking out while Bullseye stares directly at you with blood shot eyes.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
#autism mom TM saying that her child is cured because he started speaking in 4th grade.
Close up of Jax from Digital Circus going insane.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Behold, the new Thunderbolts #marvel
Text: *entire marvel cast all beaten up*
Doom: you’ll never defeat me you puny heroes!
Zemo: not so fast, doom! I’ll take you down…
Doom: you and what army?
Zemo: this army.

Picture: Squidward, Gru, Randall Boggs, Baron Zemo, Billy Butcher, Angry Birds Red,  and Hotel Transylvania Dracula together.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Me when I dissociate mid-conversation and have to pretend I heard everything #autism #adhd
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls Twilight Sparkle without a face
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#autistic coded
Carrie from the 1970’s movieAdrian Chase from PeacemakerDonatello from Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesDexter from Dexter
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Me when my partner is also #autistic
3-D human Pinkie Pie with flat hair behind bars.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
2024 elections will return for #avengers:doomsday
“Kamala Harris will return for Avengers: Doomsday” text above a video of Kamala Harris. It’s a quote tweet of a KamalaHQ video.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Chat, is this true #marvel
“What successful rage bait looks like”

Picture of Spider-Man drinking while J John Jameson blushed in rage.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
And then it’s a guessing game to how the person will react.
Perry the Platypus plushie with the caption, “Me when I temporarily dissociate when someone asks me a question and I don’t know what the socially acceptable answer is.”
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
#marvel except Vision is like two.
Tweet where Scarlet Witch is identified as 30-40, female, and horny, and Vision is described as 150-200, male, and fear.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
My adulthood with #autism
Congratulations card with stars
Presented to me
for Everyone assuming you’re neurotypical without masking
You did it! Smiling star
2026
Date
“Professional” psychologists
Signed
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#dc vs. #marvel debate: which brother-sister duo wins
Iris West and Barry Allen from the CW Flash show getting married.Ultimate Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch doing a weird incest tango dance.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Me talking about my special interest in post-Soviet Union countries to my friends (they can’t name a single European country) #autism
Joker at a stand up routine
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Man shoots himself in the head
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
#mlp Who had the better redemption?
Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer hugging each other
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
#marvel Idk, I just assume 90% of heroes just wear a full-body swimsuit
Luke Cage, Jessica Drew, and Peter Parker are tied up naked. Jessica asks why couldn’t they have at least their underwear, to which Peter responds that he doesn’t wear underwear because it chafes.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Downtown vibes with the marines and #autism center
Marines store next to an autism center store at night.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Take that NTs who think all #autistic people are childlike virgins. Link to article: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/38435321/
Article about BDSM and autism.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
This needs to happen in the next #marvel-#dc crossover
Punisher says, “I lost my kids.” Batman says, “I lost my parents.” Both stay silent. Final panel is a picture of a father pushing his daughter on a swing edited to look like Punisher and Batman respectfully. Credit to TheGeekTeam on Instagram.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
#marvel most normal MCU Wanda stan
Twitter post quote tweeting Wong Updates saying, “James Gunn on the big twist in Peacemaker Season 2. ‘Originally it was MCU Wanda stans but then I realized not even Chris could find anything good there.’” and replying, “White men like this deserve something like Charlie Kirk.”
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
#marvel Taskmaster is a spiritual animal.
Taskmaster yelling out, “Hey! Lester! Maybe go back to killing Daredevil’s girlfriends and leave this to the pros, huh?” while holding a golf club. Text appears (from Bullseye) saying, “Shut it!” and Taskmaster responds by laughing.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I did something
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
#marvel you can tell this was made 10 to 15 years ago.
Spider-Man and Deadpool making yo mama jokes at each other.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
#marvel that one time Ghost Rider wasn’t worfed.
“Ghost Rider’s penance stare with most villains” text over Palpatine laying down and saying, “I’m too weak” above “Ghost Rider’s penance stare with Galactus in a Fantastic Four cartoon for some reason” text over Palpatine saying, “Unlimited Power!”
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
#mlp Lesson Zero
“The voice in Twilight’s head in Lesson Zero” caption over an image of Thomas the Tank Engine saying, “You ended your entire career.”
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
#mlp ngl it makes Cozy Glow more fun
Dexter shrugging with the text “Cozy Glow if she was asked why she’s evil”
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
#autism I have rage issues now
Map and newspaper that promote forced sterilization.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
#mlp would you like to unicycle a bomb with me?
Fish lens closeup to Izzy Moonbow’s face.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
Ukrainian soldier on Snake Island giving the middle finger to a Russian warship.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
Dark blue eye of a blue whale.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
#mlp I don’t care how, I will get this Pinkie Pie pumpkin
Pinkie Pie pumpkin in the middle of the kitchen, looking creepy.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
#mlp giga Tirek
Image of muscular Tirek crossing his arms and smiling
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
#mlp Pinkie Pie canonically has a skintight suit of Fluttershy.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
#mlp which former evil unicorn is the closest to Twilight in terms of personality?
Trixie from My Little Pony.Sunset ShimmerStarlight Glimmer
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
#mlp #mcu Flurry Heart and Franklin Richards are the same character to me.
Flurry Heart from My Little Pony Franklin Richards from Fantastic Four: First Steps in a crib.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
#mlp When your babysitter/sister-in-sister gets all bitchy for no reason.
Dexter scene where Twilight suspects Candace.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
#mlp then again, what do you expect from arrogant former villains.
Top: Trixie calling Discord an arrogant prick.

Bottom: Jeffrey Epstein saying he hates pedophiles.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Touching grass isn’t enough, I need bad things to happen to evil men in power.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
This is who runs this account
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
#mlp The Perfect Pear meets the #Zootopia abortion comic.
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
#marvel the most autistic live action Reed Richards.
Pedro Pascal’s Reed Richards in Fantastic Four First Steps
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
RIP Pennsylvania
Doug Mastriano’s Wikipedia page: Mastriano grew up in Mercer County, New Jersey and voted in New Jersey until 2010.[215] In 2012, he moved to Pennsylvania.
Mastriano's mother Janice was a member of the East Windsor Regional Board of Education for three terms. 215 She faced calls for her resignation in 2000 after saying in an interview
"I wouldn't want a known homosexual camping with my boys, because you know most of them are pedophiles too."[215]
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MLPshitposter @mlpshitposter.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
#mlp every two-parter
All capital impact text saying “What does he even do?” With a red error pointing at Princess Celestia from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
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