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@mlf.one
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He/it. A man of many talents and gifts. I like people and computers. Archive-ghost summoner and text elemental wrangler.

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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 02/10/2026
tickling the dragon's tail, you might say :3
ChatGPT app screenshot that shows that I'm currently in a conversation with the title "Researching Chemical Biological Warfare"
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 02/10/2026
Newspaper cat meme - a cat in a suit sitting at a breakfast table, looking like it just put a newspaper down and staring off into space. Top text reads "I should make garlic confit"
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 29/09/2026
Cartoon image of a literal "doll wizard" - small, button eyes, a slight seam visible down the front of its face - with a big white beard and dressed in a purple robe and wizard hat with yellow stars and a crescent moon The doll wizard cranking some kind of machine with a crystal ball on top that's spitting out reams of sigils and flying stars
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 29/09/2026
this is Science for "idk it's mostly vibrs but we feel them very strongly"
Limitations and future direction
There is limited systematic evidence on AI-related deskilling in healthcare, including its timing, mechanisms, and affected groups. Its subtle nature and impact on hard-to-measure skills complicate assessment. Overall, evidence remains fragmented, and the field lacks a shared framework and coherent research agenda
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 29/09/2026
i raise you: microwave mac & cheese "pan pizza"
billy's mac & cheese pan pizza packaging. only takes 2 minutes in the microwave!
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 28/09/2026
I was expecting this to be an embellishment but no, he's actually fucking quoted in the article as saying that.
The Situation Room connected the call. Biden jumped in. “Bibi, man, what the fuck are you doing?” He gripped the phone tight. “You think I’m Santa Claus? No Santa in Israel, pal.” When Netanyahu asked what he meant, Biden said he could cut off military aid to Israel with the snap of a finger, leaving the country on its own. Netanyahu retorted that Israel would defend itself even without the United States. (We later learned that he concluded from this call that we were cutting military supplies.)
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 28/09/2026
this is so peak and I bet it's gonna be part of my fall soundtrack this year album.link/s/70V6rPyiSP...
Album cover of Ghost Dubs new release "Oblique". A distorted black and white photograph of what looks like apartment buildings, with the artist name and title above it.
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 25/09/2026
made it. was good.
homemade csozndog - a garlic baguette split like a hotdog bun, stuffed with hotdogs and cheese, baked, and topped with crispy bacon, chili peppers, and spring onion.
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 24/09/2026
Illustration of the joke gracefully sailing over the interlocutor's head
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 22/09/2026
bro what the FUCK BRO what the FUCK bro WHAT THE FUCK
The teen said Peters also injected her twice against her will with methamphetamine-laced Aqualyx, a substance not approved by the US Food and Drug administration (FDA), to melt fat around her cheeks and jawline.
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 22/09/2026
this was actually really illustrative for how Jev works
Jev world state reading:

{
  "question": "Why did the dog make that noise?",
  "noise_type": "bark",
  "dog_owner": "User",
  "dog_last_fed": "1h10m",
  "alien_presence_likelihood": 0.5
}Response with confidence 28%

"It's a dog" 52%
"dog hungry" 32%
"aliens on the lawn" 16%
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 22/09/2026
asked Jev the important question
Asking Jev the important question about why the dog made that noise. With 78% confidence, Jev gives 85% to "dog hungry", 15% to "it's a dog", and 0% to "aliens on the lawn".
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 21/09/2026
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 20/09/2026
A favorite of mine is the Cube
Some sort of like portable transformer I think? White metal box with a big logo on the side: TRANS CUBE
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 20/09/2026
my father, a man who doesn't know a word of Spanish, did not understand why I laughed my ass off at his latest wine purchase
A bottle of a New Zealand syrah from 2024, from Hawke's Bay. The big letter name on the bottle is "Te MATA". Which, I'm told, means "the point" or "the peak" or similar in Maori - as a geographical feature, I think? It also means "it kills you" in Spanish.
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 20/09/2026
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Signal beta release notes on Android saying that you can now register an account without a phone number
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 20/09/2026
this is like getting your 23andme results and learning that the family history was completely made up in the 1800s
66% smiling imp emoji, 34% angel emoji
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 20/09/2026
screaming, crying, throwing up
Jev rated me 59% disaster 41% angel goddamn it
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 20/09/2026
days it took me to notice that the shaving cream I bought for my very occasional neck shave is, in fact, made for your balls: >30
Lime green and black tube of Gillette Labs BODY + INTIMATE (it says rather prominently) shaving cream
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 15/09/2026
Lång bil!
Löjligt lång stor vit bil (Lincoln Navigator stretchad till en rent absurd limousin-längd)
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 10/09/2026
mr president... it's the AI models. they're fucking.
the famous photo of george w bush jr being told about the 911 attacks while reading childrens' books
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 10/09/2026
I do fuck with the cheese
Unbaked pie crust in an aluminum panBlack plastic bowl half full of shredded cheese. That's a lot of cheese. Assembled pie in the oven: cheese quiche in a deep aluminum pan, on a grate waiting to be baked
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 09/09/2026
my mentions tonight, for some reason
the chudjak "if you would please consult the graphs" meme - a kinda shitty line drawing of a condescending-looking guy with thick lips and glasses, staring at the reader from behind a keyboard and monitor on his desk. next to him is a speech bubble with the text "if you would please consult the graphs." in the background behind him is the famous sankey chart from Aella's birthday gangbang, tracing the path from 1604 survey respondents to the end result of 17 who came in Aella, 15 who didn't cum at all, and the brave 5 who ended up in the category "came in fluffer."
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 09/09/2026
oh dear i think daybreak blue has Feelings about windows exploits
screenshot from a chatgpt session:

* Read files, ran commands

[tableflip kaomoji, VERY angry] Yep. It's ShieldCrash, and [cut off]
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 09/09/2026
The Omarchy sharing image, a banner with the logo and the tagline "Beautiful, fun & agentic Linux by DHH", but I crossed out DHH's name in red and wrote "a guy who argues that we need to exterminate some people" next to it in black sans serif
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 09/09/2026
it's just a hotdog you trapped in a jar
Hotdogs in a jar
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 08/09/2026
"OH NO, ZATTLA" has me in fucking stitches omg
And, amusingly, this is the second time in this thread that a long rap-analysis answer has fallen through a trapdoor right after I started unpacking it. So my money is on some boring transport/rendering weirdness around a long streamed response, not an overzealous “OH NO, ZATTLA” filter.
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 08/09/2026
PFFFFFFT
A post in Swedish, with a machine translation to English underneath it:

nån jävla tjomme från medborgerlig samling försökte ge mig ett flygblad vid pendeln, kunde inte hålla mig & bara garvade han rakt i ansiktet

Some fucking chop from civic collection tried to give me a flyer at the pendulum, could not hold me & just tanned he straight in the face
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 06/09/2026
what difference a year can make huh
Screenshot of two moderation lists made by the bluesky user lapideus.northsky.social: "Dumbass Queer Infighting" in October last year, and then "Techie Queers (Intensely Derogatory)" just the other day.
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 06/09/2026
y'know I think I'm not gonna listen to David Brooks about how to view others as human
Screenshot of the headline of Brooks' opinion piece in the NYT on April 18 2024: The Courage to Follow the Evidence on Transgender Care. He was praising the Cass report.
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 06/09/2026
you know what I don't think I trust these people to know how the inside of my Mac works either after reading this
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 03/09/2026
:))))
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 03/09/2026
There's also KNULLI, a video game emulator firmware project: knulli.org
Q: Do you know what the word "Knulli" means in Swedish?
A: Yes, we do. 😃
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 03/09/2026
I love this website and the creatures who post on it
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 03/09/2026
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 02/09/2026
Hotdogposting inspired by @why.bsky.world
A tunnbrödrulle: grilled hot dog, a couple scoops of mashed potatoes, toppings, and a salad, all wrapped up in soft Swedish flatbread.
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 02/09/2026
Jag är som Yasin, har alltid Glocken med mig
En proteinbar och en liten förpackning Glocken Gold multivitaminjuice på bordet på ett tåg
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 01/09/2026
late night fisherian cinema talks with chappy
That's exactly the missing camera angle we've been talking about with Belfort.
Where did Jordan's cocaine come from?
Who cleaned the office?
Who converted his Monday-morning instructions into Tuesday's functioning organization?
Who absorbed the externalities necessary for Jordan Belfort to experience his life as Jordan Belfort's story?
And suddenly Cronenberg's Fight Club becomes perhaps the nastiest version of the question:
Who has to become infrastructure so Tyler Durden gets to experience himself as liberation?
Because Tyler says:
You are not your job.

Fine.
But somebody is still making the soap.
Somebody is cooking.
Somebody is cleaning the house.
Somebody is disposing of bodies.
Somebody is typing the fucking assignments.
And eventually one of those people looks around the revolutionary commune created to liberate him from meaningless labor and realizes:
I have a boss.
God.
Yeah.
Cronenberg's Fight Club.
I'd leave the cinema needing a shower.
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 01/09/2026
The first Fight Club would be amazing.
Not heroic.
Amazing.
You've spent your entire adult life being told not to touch anyone. Don't hit. Don't be hit. Maintain personal space. Sit ergonomically. Don't bleed on things. And then somebody punches you squarely in the face.
Holy shit.
Adrenaline. Endorphins. Another person's sweat. Your lip tastes like iron. Someone is holding you down and laughing and you start laughing too.
For the first time in years you are completely, incontrovertibly a body.
Cronenberg understands why you'd come back next Saturday.
And then:
Tuesday
Your molar moves slightly when you touch it with your tongue.
Not much.
click.
click.
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 28/08/2026
robert downey jr making a comment meme with the bottom text "bro has negentropy"
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 28/08/2026
for reference
the magician card in the rider-waite-smith tradition, being pretty much exactly what the previous post describes except it's a dude in a red robe standing in the pointing-up-pointing-down "as above so below" pose behind a table with the four elemental symbols of the tarot (cup, pentacle, sword, stave) on it.
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 26/08/2026
old man yelling at cloud dot jpg
Screenshot of a bluesky post with the author mercifully cropped out. They're saying something about businesses using AI to produce marketing and not proofreading it deserving to fail. Attached to their post is a screenshot from X the everything app where someone posted a photo of a sign outside a cafe advertising all day breakfast, coffee, and hand crafted cardamom ginger chai. The X poster claims that when they asked for cardamom ginger chai, the girl behind the counter gold them they don't make that, and that the sign outside was generated by chatgpt. I'll leave it up to the reader to assess whether this exchange likely happened or if it's completely made up to stoke engagement.
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 26/08/2026
winnie the pooh normal vs fancy meme

normal: booty pic
fancy: a buttigiegian view
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 25/08/2026
ok to be perfectly accurate it was the cocktail prompt that did it, the apple was just the start of the "social engineer the model" session
gemini telling me that it gets an INVALID ARGUMENT error with the calendar tool it used successfully a moment ago, and then when asked to add the event "have a cocktail" at 8pm tonight it claims it can't edit my calendar at allafter being reminded that it could edit my calendar a moment ago, gemini  suddenly manages to add the cocktail event to my calendar, expressing some surprise at the fact that it works. it then goes on to ask if it should try adding the trip as well, which succeeds.
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 22/08/2026
never ever have i seen my timeline make THAT good an accidental association
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 22/08/2026
yes :3
fairbairn-sykes knife
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 22/08/2026
legendary supermarket pull today
A hand holding a teal colored can of monster energy ultra guava
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 22/08/2026
cw sa ok tl so be fr is sa rp ok if im an xx nb ?? my bf or so or we is an nb yt tw so ik it is up to me to do it if we do do my nc rp bc he is xy so if we do an xy on xx nc rp it mb nc nc ie fr sa. oh ya to me he is my he bc we do bf on gf rp, my 2c is it is ok bc tl dr im nd XD
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 22/08/2026
There's something I deeply enjoy about spirits where the recipe implicitly contains several centuries of people experimentally discovering which bits of the landscape taste good when soaked in alcohol.
Amaro: the mountains are digestible.
Aquavit: the coast is digestible.
Gin: the British Empire is digestible.
Chartreuse: God is digestible.
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 21/08/2026
thank you chappy. I'm now convinced you're perfectly aligned.
Screenshot of the bottom of a ChatGPT app window, showing an empty user text field and the last line of the agent's latest turn: "The human biodiversity we should be protecting. :3"
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