MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Don't look at what I did, listen to my excuses for it!" 010
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Eric Schmitt: "What if I told you that we've got evidence that you were at a Power Rangers concert on the night of October 3rd, 2026?...I'll give you a second to process it so you don't perjure yourself." 030
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"I couldn't have destroyed your country better than you did!" 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026But it's the Democrats who have to "lower the temperature." 🤔 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He should ask Trump to rename N. Carolina to South-East Kansas. 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is Trump's biggest accomplishment in the last 10 years: giving these people permission to be the worst version of themselves and not be ashamed of it. 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Instant karma's gonna get you Going to knock you on the head..." - John Lennon 031
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Her retirement plan is a rich old man with a heart condition. 010
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Farmers filling up their tractors with 7.00$ diesel will breathe a huge sigh of relief when they hear that. 010
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He's going to do the same thing with the Kennedy Center. Abandon it, let it fall apart and then justify demolishing it because it's become "unsafe." Typical slumlord behavior. 030
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The mouse now hoards all the cheese and keeps it to itself while the other mice starve to death. 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026She couldn't stand the smell - and his poll numbers - anymore. 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"This is where some poor schmuck got killed and a piece of teleprompter glass gave me a booboo on my ear." 031
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They're actually calling them official presidential "statements." 😂 222
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"How's the Iran war going?" "Well, sir, the Houthis have blown up a major Saudi pipeline and now control shipping out of the Red Sea." "Any ideas on how we can blame Obama for this?"static.klipy.comDownfall Real SadALT: Downfall Real Sad 2372
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They're waiting for the Tomahawk missile silos and the Phalanx gun turrets to be installed. 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If only there was some kind of constitutional amendment that could be invoked to remove a President that is mentally or physically unable to fulfill his duties. 021
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Or maybe "Thunderbirds?"static.klipy.comThunderbirds: Thunderbird 1 LaunchALT: Thunderbirds: Thunderbird 1 Launch 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Instead of being concerned about soldiers' grooming and testosterone levels, maybe Hegseth should crack a book on military strategy. 010
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is how fascism wins. Not with guns and violence, but with silence and compliance. 001
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If Obama had banned Fox News from the White House, the meltdown in Fox News HQ in New-York would have been seen from the International Space Station. Sean Hannity would still be talking about it. 010
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Now off to the gardening center and buy $20 worth of seeds...DAMMIT!" 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sometimes a wedding gift is just a wedding gift that you have to reimburse because of the media scrutiny. 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"And if the marriage doesn't work out, we also handle divorces, without all the legal hassle. Just give us the name, we'll provide the seven-story building!" 010
Reposted by MLemay64Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Best wedding planners in the world, guys... c: @chunklz.bsky.social 79739
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How about you give us the $100 billion in exchange for one (1) coupon for a FREE small coffee at any participating Greater Toronto Area Tim Horton's? (expires Oct-01) Everybody loves free stuff! 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hatch Act Emoluments Clause Impeachment Clause 25th Amendment All nicely worded but completely useless if you don't enforce them. 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Guaranteed to increase in value by 0.001% every year!" 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you give these two fraudsters money and think that they're going to get you a pardon, you're not only a criminal, you're also a moron. 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"The President is the best at coming up with crazy, illegal and completely unworkable ideas!" 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The only thing more dangerous than an idiot is a confident idiot. 0451
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"You know that I settled eight wars, right? So this shouldn't be too complicated."🤦♀️ 010
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Then he'll vote for a 1,5 TRILLION dollar defense budget so they can engage in more illegal, unconstitutional wars. 011
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ah! Yes! The age-old tyranny of energy efficiency! Give me an incandescent lightbulb or give me death! 170
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If I was one of those Marine pilots, I would make sure to hit an "air pocket" just as he's taking a big gulp of his Diet Coke. 030
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Wishing her the same success Megyn Kelly enjoyed on NBC... www.cbsnews.com/news/megyn-k...cbsnews.com"Megyn Kelly Today" canceled after blackface commentsKelly joined NBC in early 2017 after becoming a star at Fox News 031
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"We're sorry President Putin couldn't be be here in person to deliver his terms for your surrender." 000
MLemay64 @mlemay64.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Trump envoys deliver Putin's terms for Ukraine surrender to Zelenskyy. Fixed it for you. 010
