Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You shouldn’t charge people to look at shit you probably stole from their ancestors anyways. 121
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 20/05/2026How is somebody not red hot right now. Bazardo cud asking for trouble 000
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Thankfully, Joe got not one, but the two most important at bats of the night. World class managing 081
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Dan Wilson is a great dude. He’s a shit manager. But hey, at least Connor Joe will get to hit against Mason Miller later in the game. 2142
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Hitting is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT. Not as difficult as the Mariners are currently making it look 070
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Seems pretty clear we’re getting some bombshell trump news in the next day or so, doesn’t it? Malania speaks, trump is already throwing out his “the media is out to get me” rants. Something is about to hit the fan and only like 3 “journalists” will cover it correctly. Awesome timeline, yup. 190
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026At least he could hit… that baseline fader. See what I did there? 110
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Trump thinks this is his ticket to the Nobel peace prize, but in reality, it’ll be going to Asim Munir 010
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I know it’s silly, but Leo not even forcing a throw after swing at a pitch that bounced in front of home plate is unacceptable. No disrespect, but you’re Leo fucking Rivas. Get your ass out of the box 040
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 05/04/2026The first step to being good at something is sucking at it. Just waiting for Dan to make that transition, because he still fucking sucks at it 070
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 29/03/2026So you wouldn’t have used Munoz for the rest of the game? Because that’s the option. Munoz cannot save an extra inning game at home. He can only have pitched in a tie game after the ninth. That’s one of the few things he didn’t screw up 010
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 29/03/2026That might have been the worst managed game I’ve ever seen. Maybe the boys will save their manager, because he managed like a drunk tonight 261
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Bliss for Canzone. It would be funny if it wasn’t so infuriating 050
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 29/03/2026His best skill is managing the clubhouse and what he does that is so good is letting the players manage said clubhouse… yeah 010
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Walking the nine hitter in a 2 run game usually goes well. 031
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Mariners 2-3-4… still the worst hitters on the team… for now. Obviously won’t be for long 000
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Yup. Nobody should be worried. But we can still call it like it is. He looks awful. He’ll get there. So will Julio and Josh. Too talented not to 010
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 28/03/2026And there’s a W. Cal, Julio, and Josh aren’t even close, and they’ve managed to score 9 runs against a good pitch staff in a cold T-Mobile park. Not too shabby. 1110
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Why would you be willing to use Wilcox with a 5 run lead but not a 4 run lead? 010
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 28/03/2026It took you 4 minutes to come to that conclusion? The fuck is wrong with you 021
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 28/03/2026This is taking way too long. It’s plain as day. But MLB is incompetent so… 000
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Cal hasn’t looked this lost since his rookie year. He’ll get there, but these ABs are fucking AWFUL. He doesn’t even look close 160
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 28/03/2026That whole disaster was set up by Donovan not securing a gifted run with a truly AWFUL swing decision, but good lord, youre not going to win games when Cal and Julio are your two worst hitters 020
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Cal shouldn’t be hitting second tomorrow. He’s not close right now. 031
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I’m saying, the PWHL has a really interesting system for handling tanking. Might want to look into it 000
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 27/03/2026TBF, it’s not like those guys faced the top or the middle of the lineup guys, right? 010
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Poor in game management aside, and horrific at bats from the middle of your order, I felt the Mariners fell a little short of their admittedly high bar of opening days. I’ll discuss a little tomorrow. Mostly just related to some newness I’m sure. Still a great time at the ballpark 040
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 18/03/2026With all due respect… shut the fuck upmedia.tenor.coma basketball player wearing a number 17 jersey dribbles the ballALT: a basketball player wearing a number 17 jersey dribbles the ball 050
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Freddie Prinze Jr with an all time great rant that sums this up… 000
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Thanks to @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social, I knew this just from the picture 030
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Fastball velo declined each inning. I don’t think he can maintain 95-97 for 75+ pitches. And he kind of needs that velo to extract value. The new slider is interesting, but he can’t survive without fastball value. 030
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 01/03/2026The other big story is Emerson Hancock. We’ve seen him have good springs, so we’ll see. But the 44% whiff rate on a four seam is nuts. Also throwing a much firmer slider. Almost cutter like. He could be a boom guy IF they finally just stick him in the bullpen. 190
Colby @mlbcolby.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Kade Anderson had 8 whiffs in 14 swings. The big number there is a 43% whiff on the fastball. 30% is considered elite. A fastball-changeup lefty is so much fun to watch. 060
