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Michael Laser

@mlaser54.bsky.social
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• Writer of novels (Futura; Eulogy; 6-321; Old Buddy Old Pal; My Impending Death; etc.) and other things (The Word-Lover’s Lexicon). • michaellaser.com

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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wait - that psychiatrist is the same guy he healed with his spiritual powers! (It’s like a parable or something: "Heal the sick and they shall heal thee in return.")
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sorry, I'm dying to know what just happened that you won't comment on.
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I assumed it was just a day-late April Fool's joke, from one of our wittiest humorists.
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Ms. Up-to-the-Minute, Ms. AuCourant, Ms.… NOW!
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Do they suggest alternatives/strategies in a different essay? I'd be interested to see what they propose.
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
My letter in today's Sunday Record.
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
- The Old Man and the Sea, by Ernest Hemingway - Les Liaisons Dangereuses, by LaClos - Letters from the Earth, by Mark Twain (not fiction, but...) Enough. Hope you see this, and enjoy these.
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Okay, the computer decided to cooperate, so here are a few more: - The Book of Laughter & Forgetting, by Milan Kundera - Waiting for the Barbarians, by J.M. Coetzee - A Death in the Family, by James Agee - Peter Pan (the novel, not the play), by J.M. Barrie [to be cont'd]
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
[continued] - The Mezzanine, by Nicholson Baker - Rock Springs (short stories by Richard Ford) - Gilead, by Marilynne Robinson [I'd list some more, but my computer is giving me a hard time right now.] Happy reading!
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Well, you've clearly read the Thick Giant Classics, and everyone else has named a bunch of other lengthy greats, so I'll throw out a few shorter ones that I've loved: - The Moviegoer, by Walker Percy - True Grit, by Charles Portis (don't judge by the movies!) [continued on next post]
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Quick explainer: Think Homer Simpson: "Mm, chocolate. Doh!" Now think Trump: "Mm, oil. Doh!"
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
In the Pixar movie, those long green snippers will chomp, chomp, chomp the new letters away. And then face us, smiling.
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Sorry, I'm not a lawyer, but here's a question: wouldn't it be unconstitutional to make this kind of law retroactive? (Predicted answer: Well, it would be if we had two more justices on our side.)
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
There's an interesting irony here: in 2007, the NYCLU called on U.S. Attorney James Comey to end perp walks. www.nyclu.org/press-releas...
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NYCLU Calls On U.S. Attorney’s Office To End Staged “Perp Walks” - NYCLU
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Ugh. My brain didn't go that far. Depressing thought.
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Actually, in this photo, Chuck looks less like Satan and more like Grandpa leading the Seder .
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Sorry, I don't know how to do that. If you want to contact me, try via my website, michaellaser.com
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I assumed this was by N.C. Wyeth, but I see that it's not. Was it an intentional homage? Anyone know?
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
If you come to New Jersey, we’ll make you dinner. (I mean, we’ll invite you to dinner at our house. Nothing gruesome.)
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
You are great. Keep a-goin'.
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
(I scrolled down to make sure nobody else had said it - and found that you had.)
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
You're a genius. (Not sarcastic.)
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I knew someone would get there before me!
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Pete says it very well.
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
My letter in the New York Times. (Scroll down - it's the 3rd letter on the page.) www.nytimes.com/2025/05/12/o...
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Opinion | Seeking to Stop a Slide Into Autocracy
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Who does this? Who stacks human beings like lumber? The villains of dystopian scifi, that’s who. But this being done on the orders of our president, with our tax dollars. And most of these men haven’t been convicted of a crime. It’s a show of brute force—and it's monstrous. @vanhollen.senate.gov
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
True. But I was also thinking it reminds me of movies where a psychotic criminal holds an ordinary American family hostage.
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
If no one else will say it, I guess I've got to: "In Pittsburgh, PA!" triblive.com/local/protes...
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Protesters in Pittsburgh join in nationwide 'Hands Off!' call to fight policies of Trump and Musk
Maureen Pastorius became one of an estimated more than 6,000 people who gathered in downtown Pittsburgh on Saturday for a protest and march that was part of a nationwide call to action against Preside...
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I saw these in Queenstown, New Zealand.
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I enjoyed this joke... and then thought, How many of the young'uns seeing this have ever watched Bye, Bye, Birdie? Some baffled googling lies ahead.
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Reminds me of the time Idi Amin won the swimming race... www.tiktok.com/@africa.rebi...
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Idi Amin swimming with his friends, an unfair competition though. #swimming #IdiAmin #history #fyp #ugandahistory #africarebirth #idiamindada #trending #viralvideos
TikTok video by Africa Rebirth
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
His words there made me ill. He turns truth upside down every day, with every breath.
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Nice juxtaposition here.
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Serious question: shouldn't this be a massive class action suit?
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Michael Laser @mlaser54.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
What about a national vigil to show the world that we DON'T stand by this president? Imagine video of thousands in every city holding candles (or cell phone flashlights) -- which would serve, as well, as a message to Ukraine, that the people of America still stand with them.
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