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MK Schopper 🫘

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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve never applied for or been appointed to a position for which I’m not qualified. But sure, put the health and safety of 330million people in the hands of narcissistic clowns 🙄
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I see Melania is crowd-testing black attire for when it happens...
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe they can sneak in via catering truck...
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Google's AI is directing me to Facebook for news. Google images of Trump are right-wing. The algorithm KNOWS I'm progressive.
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Making Hegseth into the SecDef that America needs is clearly not the goal. Why are we wasting time talking about Trump's administration as if any of them were sober-thinking public servants? I'm so sick of the normalization.
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fucking what????
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dirty books??! 🎶 And the next thing you know your son is playing for money in a pinch-back suit! 🎶
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So I guess save Trump but f*** all those reporters and staff and flight crew and and and?
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Winter coats in August. Sure, Jan 🙄
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Happy Mitch McConnell Has Been Gone For Over A Month But We're Only Announcing It Now Eve to all who celebrate!
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
There's still hope. It's under all that rubble right now, but hope floats.
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
OMG that happened to me yesterday when I accidentally watched a video of Andrew Tate!!
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s dangerous for a super rich asshole to be so disconnected from real life.
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Don't miss the Nazi salutes at the 27-second timestamp
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ka-BOOM! Sen. Patty Murray is all over Hegseth, who appears to be on puppy uppers 😵‍💫
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Same fucking morons who aren’t disclosing whether a duly elected representative is even alive in order to maintain control of the senate. Yep, that tracks.
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I think I’ll march myself into HR and start demanding jobs for which I am utterly unqualified. I work in health care. What do y’all think? Neurosurgeon?
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
All I see is a dork who wants to be in a picture because he is a bottomless pit of pathetic need.
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Alcohol?
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He’s sitting on a towel…
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oh damn I hope so!!!! That will drive Kegsbreath over a cliff 🤞
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You say this like it’s a bad thing…
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
And not only that, but we've been alarmed and powerless for the last 10 years.
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sure. I'll stop taking my antidepressants and move in with the Secretary and his family. Then they can deal with unmedicated me. Anyone wanna join me?
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
See? Size DOES matter 😁
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That's an appropriate response. So why did he waste everyone's time?
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Exactly. Abbott, Cruz, and their ilk don’t seem to know or care, tho. It’s beyond ridiculous.
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hi Monica! I immediately wanted to make quilt patterns from your art. Captivating!! 😃
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Perhaps Texas should seriously consider secession...then they can have everything they want and the rest of us can live normal lives knowing our federal tax $$ isn't going to these ignorant, greedy fools and their short-sighted, fascist ideas.
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Yup, yup, yup, and yup. And how to your turn off their source of narcissistic supply when the are on the world stage?
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We the People were clear about what we wanted, Leader Jeffries. The ONLY response is to proceed accordingly. Easy, right?
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I knew it!! Saw someone in the crowd grooving to Stevie Wonder and thought OMG it’s Angela Merkel! And my heart felt happy for a little while.
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Marco Rubio is standing on a box. Or something.
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Was that Angele Merkel in the crowd grooving out to Stevie Wonder?? #obamalibrary
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Right?? Me too 🥹
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He sure was, even though the GOP kneecapped him at every turn
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Her speech made my heart feel a little less broken for my country
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Or…hear me out…it’s as if he were INSANE
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
OMG, #G7 - get that deranged lunatic off the mic!!
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You mean right now? He’s standing right behind the deranged orange menace, likely on a ladder. Also, OMFG will someone please get POTUS off the mic and out of the Oval??
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Uggg even stupider 🤪
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
OMG the cringe is off the charts 😬
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Clearly Cornyn is unaware of Michael Cohen 🙄
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
For all intensive purposes, I do all these things
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
He doesn't think in terms of worth, only entitlement. Everything he wants is his and his "status" allows him to just take it. I believe he'll never be fully erased, but eventually he'll be minimized. We The Good People have a lot of work to do.
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I think that’s his granddaughter…she looks a lot like Ivanka
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’ve noticed that the Kushners are trotting out their spawn. Good job, guys - teach those kids young that the rules don’t apply to them. Oh, and no - using your kids like that doesn’t make you more relatable.
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
How long before it's too much even for Faux News?
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
He's going for that "Dueling Banjos" look...
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MK Schopper 🫘 @mkschopper.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I remember the bicentennial and Operation Sail in NYC...graduated from HS that year and I was so full of hope.
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