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The Sausage King of Milwaukee. Ten feet tall and bulletproof.

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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 2h
Are you telling me the Bucks just won a game because a dude's foot was slightly over the line? Where have I seen this before?
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 2h
True frosh QB, holding the lead in the 4th, and Ryan Day is calling pass plays. That man wants his buyout so bad.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 3h
Jeremiah Smith, pretty good at football.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 3h
Gus Johnson and Ethan Hawke used to play basketball together, sure, of course.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I ran out of shot glasses, that was about the extent of it. We have not yet begun to celebrate.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Jake Bauers, man.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
We have reached the point in vape "technology" where it feels like I have to input the Konami code in 5/4 time just to get the fucking thing to turn on.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
FUCKIN' 93 TIIL INFINITY AS BUMPER MUSIC?
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Zack Baun is a menace!
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jason Kelce is the appropriate level of excited about the speed option.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Corn?
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My internet went down with one out in the 9th, and while I am livid, my screen froze here and I am also laughing a little bit. Lividly laughing.
Manny Machado looking side-eyed and unhappy that his loser-ass team was losing
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Manny Machado blew a bubble. The fans in the front row reached out. Garrett Mitchell brought it back.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reel Big Fish? In 2026? Sure, I guess.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jackson Chourio is pretty good at baseball
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cooper Pratt can't fly, but he can come pretty close.
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Jim Owczarski @jimowczarski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The roof is open in Milwaukee.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Former Gopher QB still plays like a Gopher QB in the NFL
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
William Contreras is a hero
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my lord, Jackson Chourio!
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Byrum Brown, goddamn
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*ahem* FAT PITZGERALD Fuck 'em Bucky. Hire Fickell is in full effect for at least two more weeks.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It continues!
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
EYES LOCKED AND SHINING CAN'T YOU TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like if I'm in a church and I'm sweating this much, I could and should have been much more promiscuous.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TEN FEET TALL AND BULLETPROOF!
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I gotta appreciate ESPN giving us the Countdown to Puck Drop so none of us are subjected to listen to Messier for an unknowable amount of time.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen Hurts. Onions.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tee Higgins is re-goddamn-diculous
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still trying to figure out how you let this galoot score on this play
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hire Fickell!
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SCUMBAG UNIVERSITY SHOULD HAVE GOT THE DEATH PENALTY, BUT A LOSS TO LUKE FICKELL WILL DO FOR THE NIGHT! FUCK 'EM BUCKY!
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK EM BUCKY LETS FUCKING GO
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Michigan, karma comes for us all
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ole Miss took a timeout to avoid a 5 yard penalty on 4th down and then punted into the end zone.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Muschamp time
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok, but a peeing celebration while that big pissbag is attending the game is kinda funny.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Came... finished on top of him" Kirk, go back to being unintelligible for the love of God.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's how Kirk always sounds to me, not sure what everyone's on about.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gian Maria Volonte was so fucking cool, man.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They're just going to keep giving Kirk more golden retrievers until he comes across as likeable, and the species will go extinct before that happens.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cobie Durant just took a cleat to the taint
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just got the first of what I expect to be many "Your hockey team is losing" alerts of the season.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Folks, they don't call him Skyy Less
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing to the Jets is pretty funny until it happens to you.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hell of a punt by Whelan.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So I said it sounds like you're just feeding Packers to the Met Life Turf Demon and Matt LaFleur started crying.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Right in the sweet spot of being sick where I should go do some Distillers or Replacements karaoke.
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
DORES DID WHAT?
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Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hochuli needs to go. All the way gone.
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