Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 2hAre you telling me the Bucks just won a game because a dude's foot was slightly over the line? Where have I seen this before? 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 2hTrue frosh QB, holding the lead in the 4th, and Ryan Day is calling pass plays. That man wants his buyout so bad. 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 3hGus Johnson and Ethan Hawke used to play basketball together, sure, of course. 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I ran out of shot glasses, that was about the extent of it. We have not yet begun to celebrate. 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 15/10/2026We have reached the point in vape "technology" where it feels like I have to input the Konami code in 5/4 time just to get the fucking thing to turn on. 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Jason Kelce is the appropriate level of excited about the speed option. 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My internet went down with one out in the 9th, and while I am livid, my screen froze here and I am also laughing a little bit. Lividly laughing. 010 1
Reposted by CapnCurt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Manny Machado blew a bubble. The fans in the front row reached out. Garrett Mitchell brought it back. 41229 122
Reposted by CapnJim Owczarski @jimowczarski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The roof is open in Milwaukee. 2214 21
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*ahem* FAT PITZGERALD Fuck 'em Bucky. Hire Fickell is in full effect for at least two more weeks. 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026EYES LOCKED AND SHINING CAN'T YOU TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I feel like if I'm in a church and I'm sweating this much, I could and should have been much more promiscuous. 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I gotta appreciate ESPN giving us the Countdown to Puck Drop so none of us are subjected to listen to Messier for an unknowable amount of time. 001 1
Reposted by CapnBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Still trying to figure out how you let this galoot score on this play 2530615 306
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026SCUMBAG UNIVERSITY SHOULD HAVE GOT THE DEATH PENALTY, BUT A LOSS TO LUKE FICKELL WILL DO FOR THE NIGHT! FUCK 'EM BUCKY! 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ole Miss took a timeout to avoid a 5 yard penalty on 4th down and then punted into the end zone. 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ok, but a peeing celebration while that big pissbag is attending the game is kinda funny. 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Came... finished on top of him" Kirk, go back to being unintelligible for the love of God. 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That's how Kirk always sounds to me, not sure what everyone's on about. 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They're just going to keep giving Kirk more golden retrievers until he comes across as likeable, and the species will go extinct before that happens. 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just got the first of what I expect to be many "Your hockey team is losing" alerts of the season. 000 0
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Losing to the Jets is pretty funny until it happens to you. 010 1
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So I said it sounds like you're just feeding Packers to the Met Life Turf Demon and Matt LaFleur started crying. 001 1
Capn @mkecapn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Right in the sweet spot of being sick where I should go do some Distillers or Replacements karaoke. 000 0