MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 11hThe people in the crowd at a Trump Rally ALL look like Edgar the Bug from Men In Black, including the women. 041
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Haute & Freddy are my new favourite band/duo 🎪 80s electronic vibe but with a dash of theatre (more than a dash!) 🤹 000
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 07/10/2026‘ I once worked in McDonald’s, for about a week, so I know exactly what the normal folk want. If you vote for me you will be able to leave an additional tax-free sum of £1m to your family.’ 021
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 06/10/2026‘How many poor people could I kill with one round of ammunition?’ 130
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Tory Tapestry actually made Angela Rayner look pretty cool… 030
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He’s either auditioning for a place in a 1990’s wrestling re-enactment or he’s quite literally a massive racist. 071
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 25/09/2026‘Siri, show me a picture of a bully facing comeuppance’ ‘No problem, here is a court sketch of Captain Thugwash’ 092
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Feeling sorry for myself this morning, but this little mischief always cheers me up somewhat… 010
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Prats of Piddington might not be so brazen when they have: - No ambulances, police or firefighters - No free NHS - No water - No electricity - No bin collections - No school places - No postal service - No phone or internet NIMBY wankers. Not an ounce of embarrassment on a single face. 430
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 09/09/2026No wonder they were bowled out for 133. They were probably up all night listening to fucktards chanting Rule Britannia… 000
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 09/09/2026God bless the brave masked men defending our shores at Dover. We can’t have traumatised children coming into our country… 010
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Safest train in the world…unless you’re black, African, Asian, Muslim, Sikh, Hindu….. Fucking Oompa Loompa 040
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If you want to sell it, I’d suggest painting it a different colour, unless fascists suddenly like boats now, which they famously do not…. 072
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 05/09/2026So now they’re adorning the black shirts they so desperately craved. A stop the boat protests… 031
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry (80) & Brenda Fricker (81) die within about a month of each other. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York will always be one of my favourite films ❤️ 011
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is pretty cool. Yes, I know it’s personality politics and he’s not solving global warming. But still, it’s cool. 020
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 22/08/2026A masterpiece. People might say it’s not high literature enough to be a chef-d'oeuvre, but I would disagree. It has everything. 040
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 21/08/2026In other news Ronald McDonald says he’s become a scapegoat for American kids getting fat… 000
MKC @mkc44.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I had to take refuge in a bus shelter when this cloud burst with the fury of a thousand gods 🌧️ So climate change is over now, yeah? 😉 160
