𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 1h"Sholmes,pub's chairs have vanished...All of them" "#Calm yourself, Hatson. Geriarty needed them" "For a party?" "No, he’s teaching the guests to stand respectfully during his speeches" #vss365 011
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"Every pillow in the hotel has been stolen, Sholmes" "Its Geriarty, Hatson. He wanted to test his earthquake theory" "By taking the pillows?" "Yes. He believes guests scream less during a #quake when they have nothing soft to hide behind" #vss365 091
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Sholmes, a punter bet his entire fortune on a horse Geriarty recommended" "A #siren call of effortless riches, Hatson" "And the horse.. was it any good?" "Magnificent. It refused to race and ate the betting slip" #vss365 0123
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Sholmes, the entire chocolate display is missing" "Its undoubtedly Geriarty, Hatson" "Why steal chocolate?" "He called resisting it a #sin, Hatson" "So he removed the temptation?" "No. He removed the evidence" #vss365 0152
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Sholmes, the #island in the crocodile enclosure is gone" "Geriarty behind this, Hatson" "Why steal that?" "He wanted to see whether the crocodiles would notice" "Did they?" "Yes.They are currently waiting outside his house" #vss365 0183
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Sholmes, the cinema's velvet curtain has vanished" "Geriarty behind this, Hatson" "What does he need it for?" "To sail down the aisle" "With a curtain?" "He calls it theatrical navigation, Hatson" #vss365 0171
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Have a marvelous Monday and great new week friends 💐💐 010
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Sholmes,pub’s dartboard has vanished." "Geriarty, undoubtedly" "Why would he steal it?" "He claimed the #hurricane was approaching" "And the dartboard?" "He needed something to throw at it, Hatson" #vss365 0142
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Hatson,the park bench has vanished" "Geriarty?" "Without doubt" "What does he want with a bench, Sholmes?" "To #harbour his picnic supplies" "Why not use a basket?" "He considers baskets insufficiently grand, Hatson" #vss365 0181
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Hatson, the yoga instructor's bell has disappeared" "Geriarty again, Sholmes?" "Ofcourse. He used it to #lure everyone into meditation" "Why?" "He needed absolute silence, Hatson" "For what?" "To practise escaping through the window" #vss365 1142
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"All yoga mats are missing, Sholmes" "Geriarty behind this,Hatson" "Why?" "He wants to meditate on a #mountain" "Why steal mats for that?" "He dislikes sitting on rocks, Hatson" #vss365 0121
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Room 12’s chandelier has disappeared, Hatson" "You think Geriarty's behind this?" "Without question" "His reason, Sholmes?" "He wanted to sleep beneath a #cloud" "A chandelier isn't a cloud" "Tell Geriarty that" #vss365 0152
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Sholmes, three suits have vanished from the tailor" "Geriarty, Hatson. Obviously" "Why steal suits?" "He sought a #reprieve from looking suspicious" "Did it work?" "Not remotely. He now looks suspicious in three different sizes" #vss365 1143
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Sholmes, the stage curtains are gone" "Its the act of Geriarty, Hatson" "Why?" "He wants to #purify the theatre" "By removing the curtains?" "He said they were hiding bad acting, Hatson" #vss365 0102
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Have a marvelous Monday and great new week friends 💐💐 010
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Hatson,all the twelve buns have vanished from the cafe" "Its Geriarty?" "Certainly" "Evidence?" "A note saying he will #renounce moderation" "That sounds like him, Sholmes" "Especially after the twelfth bun, Hatson" #vss365 0101
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Hatson , school's model planets are missing" "You think it's Geriarty?" "Of course" "What does he want with them?" "To #nurture his interest in astronomy" "He stole Earth too?" "No. He left it behind" "Why, Sholmes?" "He still needs somewhere to escape, mate" #vss365 052
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Sholmes, the museum's magnifying glass is gone" "Geriarty, I #reckon Hatson" "Perhaps he needs it for a closer look?" "Precisely" "At what?" "His own reflection. His ego requires enlargement" #vss365 0122
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Hatson, aquarium's caretaker complains his chair is missing" "Geriarty again?" "Obviously" "Why, Sholmes?" "His #hunger for authority" "He wants to run the aquarium?" "No. He wants the fish to take him seriously, Hatson" #vss365 062
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Sholmes, the museum's ancient vase is missing" "Geriarty behind this, Hatson" "Evidence?" "His #passion for history" "He studies history?" "No. He keeps stealing it" #vss365 052
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Sholmes, rehearsal has stopped! The director’s chair has vanished" "Geriarty, Hatson" "Why steal a chair?" "To #embark on a new career" "As what?" "A director who believes sitting down is a sign of weakness" #vss365 0101
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Hatson, the theatre curtain has vanished" "Geriarty?" "Without question" "Why steal a curtain, Sholmes?" "The evening was #stormy. He needed privacy" "From whom?" "The audience" "He was performing?" "He calls it experimental theatre, Hatson" #vss365 071
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Have a marvelous Monday and great new week friends 💐💐 010
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Hatson, the clock tower bell is missing" "Geriarty again, Sholmes?" "Without question" "Why?" "He wanted to end a #conflict, Hatson" "What conflict?" "Between the bell and his afternoon nap" #vss365 0101
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Sholmes, a whole tray of cupcakes has vanished from the bakery" "Its Geriarty,Hatson" "Evidence?" "Crumbs lead straight to his carriage" "Why steal so many?" "He wished to #marvel at his ability to eat responsibly" "Responsibly?" "He ate them one at a time,Hatson" #vss365 0155
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Sholmes, the mayor’s fountain pen has disappeared" "Geriarty was here, Hatson" "Did you find any clue?" "A note saying he wanted to #explore better ways to sign documents" "With the mayor's pen?" "He wants his signature to exude authority, Hatson" #vss365 0111
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Sholmes, the town clock has stopped" "And Geriarty was seen nearby, Hatson" "Did he confess?" "He said it needed to #sustain a slower lifestyle" "That's ridiculous" "Quite. The clock disagreed" #vss365 062
𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Sholmes, the town clock has stopped" "And Geriarty was seen nearby, Hatson" "Did he confess?" "He said it needed to #sustain a slower lifestyle" "That's ridiculous" "Quite. The clock disagreed" #vss365 052
