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Michael Theis

@mjtheis.bsky.social
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D.C.-based photojournalist for @chronicle.com, recovering local journalist.

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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nasim Nunez is my favorite player #nats
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Venezuela national anthem slaps. #WBC
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Solid dap.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Relevant reading for my @chronicle.com colleagues:
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Just in from the film lab: 3 snaps from a partially-shot roll of film taken at the 2004 NCAA Lacrosse championship game. In a thriller, Syracuse beat Naval Academy 14 to 13 before a crowd of 43k at M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore. #latergram
A black and white image shows a wide shot of a lacrosse game being played in a large stadium in front of thousands of fans. A black and white image shows a wide shot of the Naval Academy lacrosse team, and thousands of spectators behind in a stadium, reacting to a play on the field. A black and white image shows a wide shot of a lacrosse game being played in a large stadium in front of thousands of fans.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Week 7, my latest: Commuters on the Metro, and National Guard, too. A hangdog guy in an American flag outfit. Two children with an air beyond their years.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
From week 6: A studio shoot for @chronicle.com; A bathroom selfie; A ray of light at a Metro station; National Guard in Farragut West area.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
From week 5: The snowcrete rolls in.
A person wearing shorts is seen jogging through deep snow in a city.A woman is seen looking into a stand-up mirror on the street, next to a snowbank.A mother and child sit on a bikeshare bicycle in a snowy sidewalk.Three women are seen lifting a stroller through a snow-bound intersection.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
From week 4: Landscapes from a trip on the C&O canal the day before the sewage pipe burst.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
From Week 3: Snaps from my commutes on Cinestill 800T
A woman's face is seen in profile in a dark room.A metro train to Glenmont is seen in an underground station. People inside the train can be seen sitting. People on a Metro train are seen sitting and looking at their phones. Two members of the National Guard are seen overlooking a busy Metro platform at a large station.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
From week 2: Scenes from around D.C. - Including folks at the tidal basin; a pair of old women in my neighborhood. A CVS employee taking a break; National Guard patrolling Farragut Square.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I'll get you all caught up in this thread here. Here are 4 from week 1, starting (fittingly) on Jan. 1, 2026. I went on bike rides and tried to unburden my shutter finger around my own neighborhood.
An older man stands at the edge of an urban intersection. The sun casts a long shadow toward the camera. A close up of a pair of hands are seen handing out stickers to a small group reading "abolish ICE." Five bicyclists are seen riding away from the camera on a two-lane road on a sunny day. A large tree and two brick smokestacks are in the background.A small group of cyclists are seen cycling on a two-lane road toward the camera. The sky is sunny, with light clouds in the distance.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This year, I've been trying to shoot one roll of #film per week. I've been sharing highlights on my instagram, but not here! That ends today. Photo dump incoming!
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
And where exactly is that tunnel?!
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I hereby issue my #WorldSeries prediction: Dodgers in 6 games.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Still catching up after some vacation days: But last week, the @chronicle.com published an article from my colleague @franciediep.bsky.social examining how standardized tests impact college admissions. I had the pleasure of producing the photographs for this story.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Back to Bluesky to skeet my way through the ALCS. Observation from the commercial break: The Angelsoft Toilet Paper angel babies are…the souls of dead children, correct?
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Stephanie M. Lee @stephaniemlee.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
SCOOP: The NIH is moving to prohibit funded scientists, inside and outside the agency, from collecting data about gender, according to a draft policy I obtained. It’s part of the NIH’s aggressive crackdown on gender-identity research. www.chronicle.com/article/gend...
chronicle.com
Gender Data Would Be Off-Limits Under Proposed NIH Policy
A draft rule would bar scientists funded by the agency from collecting data about gender identity, following other steps the administration has taken to restrict research on LGBT topics.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
And, no lie, those #Reds alternate tops also look so so good.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I haven’t skeeted a #Nats game in a lil bit, but it’s nice to see the boys in their navy shirts. It is the best Nats uniform by far.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
“Carrie carried the curry carry out to Farragut Square” might be DC’s version of “Aaron Earned an Iron Urn” #dmvaccent
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
But a dropped pull in ultimate frisbee emotionally feels a lot like witnessing an American football safety.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Context: A “pull” in ultimate frisbee is like an American football kickoff. If you bobble the kickoff, it’s a live ball. But in ultimate if you attempt to catch the pull, bobble and drop the disc, it’s a turnover.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I went to a DC Breeze pro ultimate frisbee game today. I saw a rare play, a “dropped pull”, twice, both times committed by Montreal Royal.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
This might be the weirdest Nats game of the season so far.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The new Jagermeister commercial where a bartender is headbutted - and by implication - gored and presumably killed by a magical stag for the sin of serving Jagermeister warm: what lesson am I supposed to derive from this?
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Shohei Otani bats like he’s listening intently as you tell a story. #Nats #WASvsLAD
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Just getting back on this app after a busy day. A few things: 1) Go #Nats. We are so back. 2) Vida Taco’s downtown Annapolis location is killer. Get the soft shell crab taco.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Why hasn’t Congress impeached Davey Martinez yet? Are they stupid? #Nats
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Maryland’s Merlin married Mary to Murray. #DMVAccent
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Okay I apologize; I’ll turn the #nats game back on now.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Okay Nevermind I’ll turn off the #nats game.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Okay, okay: I’ll turn the #nats game on.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
DC’s version of “Aaron earned an iron urn” might well be “Carrie had curry carry out.” #DMV
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
UFL league action: DC Breeze beats NY Empire 23-15 to improve to 4-3 on the season. Empire falls to 5-3. DC holds onto 3rd place in the East division.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
At a DC Breeze pro ultimate frisbee game. DC up 20 - 15 over NY Empire with 4:40 left in the 4th quarter.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Having a lovely night sitting on my apartment stoop in Adams Morgan, listening to the #Nats game on the radio as the sun sets.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Workers move partitions meant to mimic bushes as they prepare an entrance for a private event at Union Station in Washington, D.C., this past May. #streetphotography #35mm #photography
A color photograph depicts two male figures dressed in black clothing. They are seen handling tall boxes meant to look like a row of hedges. The entire scene is framed against a concrete and masonry building of a neo-classical design.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Sideling Hill in Hancock, Md., taken this past Memorial Day. In my #photography, I try to find images with meaning available in them. And in Sideling Hill, I find a lot of "meaning" available. Like it's crazy we did this for a highway, IMO. This is my attempt to put that feeling into a #Polaroid.
A color Polaroid image shows a large mountain, with rocky exposures showing the many geological layers of rock. The rocky mountain face overlooks a six-lane highway that gently curves into the distance.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Was about to go to bed, but this #Nats game has gotten annoyingly close.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
After that first inning, you might become an atheist.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I'm also keeping the #MINvsSEA game on in the multiview, tied 4-4 in the 10th.
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
CJ Abrams got hit by a pitch TWICE. DBacks fans gave a standing ovation for the first out they recorded. Truly one of the wildest half first-inning ever recorded. #nats
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I think I heard boos from the home crowd on the broadcast!
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I just turned the game on and was like what the hell?!
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Play on! Play on! Til you have won, sons of Washington! Rah! Rah! Rah!
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Hit or bunt and score - we want a lot more! Strike ‘em, tag ‘em! Homer! Make the ball soar!
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Hail to the #Nationals! Hail, Victory! #Nats on the basepath! Fight for all DC!
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
You see, if I were James Wood, I would simply hit a 3-run homer in this situation. #Nats
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Michael Theis @mjtheis.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Josh Bell I never doubted you. #nats
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