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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD)

@mjohnson3.bsky.social
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🌻 Health Ed. Retired Nurse. Dry Humor/ Sarcasm Alert 📢. Sober. Lover of Primary Sources. Research before posting.👩🏾‍💻 pronouns mostly MOM!!!. She/ Her

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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 22h
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I told you to stay in the house.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thank you, no. but I hope the illness is short.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very polite.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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And I Oop Jasmine Masters
ALT: And I Oop Jasmine Masters
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
need.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and some onions in socks tied to my ankles... and shut up, or something containing baking soda was coming my way.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Currently snuggled in wearing the tackyist pajamas ever. it is a good evening.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can pick up olive 🫒 oil, cheese 🧀 and bread on my way over... just gimme a minute.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it happens.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
absolutely none of them have any knowledge of health or healthcare.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
be over shortly.. red or white?
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My Cousin was a teacher, God rest her soul, she went to Cosco or whatever, and out of her pocket, bought cheese and crackers and juice and fruit... and fed the kids in her class... especially before testing.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't bring in my house because his mom might like that, but I got him a big bowl of taco soup... as much as he wanted and a big glass of REAL lemonade. I sat him at the table on my porch and fed him. What else are you going to do. Then he and my kids played.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
serving size ONE.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
food good. starve bad.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not possible.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OMGOSH, just wash yo damn hands.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
been there done that. the phone goes to body temperature, and you can't feel it anymore. it is even worse when stashed in one's brassiere... 😳😳😳
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have not found one.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tea and pastries and silence... I'm in.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Garthwaynes: We're Not Worthy Praise
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
did I miss Jefferson and Sally Hemmings... or did we always permit rich White men to abuse minors??? Is it because they are blonde it is an issue?
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Steven Williams Reacts: Ohhh! (Alexander Cora)
ALT: Steven Williams Reacts: Ohhh! (Alexander Cora)
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am not sure why people are so confused. White men, rich men, have been abusing women forever. See Sally Hemming. This is not new. Check Sally's age and relationship to Jefferson. Not a love story. Give permission for years and act surprised because they are blonde. Miss me with the hypocrisy. Not.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
,gasp,
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wack A Mole, anyone?
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wack a mole, anyone?
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
and onions,tomatoes, and mushrooms, please.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you got 300 dollars a piece you got us. dancing as fast as I can dammit.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes, please.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what are they saying?
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
everyone enjoys a snuggle.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
jus' gonna take your word. don't need to see it.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ooohhh, a tailgate dissertation. wish I had thought of that. adult beverages will be served. don't worry about grease, I got extra copies of the paperwork and lots of wet ones. eat up. now, as I was saying, when controlling for twins and triplets...
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
archeology?
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ooohhh... that explains the Fire Marshall
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